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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


You forgot to add the Beef Fizz to the OP.

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Jan 31, 2004


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Jan 31, 2004


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Jan 31, 2004


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Jan 31, 2004


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Jan 31, 2004


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Jan 31, 2004


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Jan 31, 2004


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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


I’ve never had Circus Peanuts and now I feel like I need to try some. Where am I gonna get them? Like can I roll up into a 7 - 11 and get some?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Is there an official circus peanuts brand? I don’t want no fake rear end imitation circus peanuts, if that exists.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Whooping Crabs posted:

They are all bad but Brach's makes a branded version

Brachs it is then. Pretty sure my grocery store has a bunch of Brachs down the candy isle, gonna try and get me some circus peanuts on the way home from work, gently caress I can’t wait!

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


I went google image searching for circus peanuts and came across this 5 star rated work of art.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


CzarChasm posted:

Oh, but have you seen this?


Hotdog & Hamburger - No loving way.


They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could they didn’t ask whether they should.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


I stopped by Walgreens and CVS on my lunch break…neither had loving circus peanuts! gently caress em both…

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


If I can’t find some circus peanuts soon I’m gonna start looking for circus penis instead.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Like I can order me some circus peanuts on Amazon, but I feel like that’s cheating. I need to find them in the wild.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


I’m at a Safeway. There are no loving circus peanuts. Things are looking bleak…

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


I had a plan.

I thought long and hard…where’s the one place that is sure to have circus peanuts. The place that caters to old timey people and their old timey candy. The one place where I swear I thought I saw them there for sale in the past.

I couldn’t lose!


Surely this place would sell me some motherfucking circus peanuts!!!

I decided to make a whole meal out of it. Why waste the trip just for the circus peanuts alone? I gathered up my family and we arrived. This was gonna be it!








We walked through the gift shop store area to get a table. I quickly looked around but didn’t see them. Didn’t have much time to look cause we were being seated. Food was good, Cracker Barrel owns, gently caress any haters that think otherwise.

Got my bill and I thought “here we go!”

I looked through the first rack of candy….no circus peanuts!

I looked along the back wall…no circus peanuts!

I went through the toy section, the clothes section, the goddamn Christmas section….no loving circus peanuts!

I went to pay the bill and asked the cashier if they had circus peanuts…she didn’t know what the gently caress they were!!!! I almost went full Karen…instead I paid the bill and left.

Cracker Barrel has forsaken me.

God has forsaken me.

The quest continues…

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Scarodactyl posted:

They have them at my local ace hardware.

:argh:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/IPXsfUz.mp4

Still no circus peanuts my local sketchy 7-11 failed me. Coke slurpee almost made up for it. Guess I’ll take that other goon’s advice and actually go to a drat Wallmart. gently caress me I hate that place…

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


I’m convinced somebody goes into the store a half hour ahead of me and buys them all up.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Can you even get circus peanuts for Halloween? Like is it just one circus peanut in a wrapper?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Grand Fromage posted:

Orange tic-tacs are the poo poo.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


:siren: I FOUND THEM! :siren:



Took the family out to Bob Evans, went to pay the bill at the cash register where they have their tiny little country store and lo and behold! They had like 6 racks of them cause nobody wanted it, lol. Most of the other candy on the rack was gone, but they had poo poo tons of circus peanuts…I grabbed my prize!




Pretty loving good! Love the banana flavor. Has a nice chewy squish to it, A+ would buy again! Maybe Bob Evans is the S tier of circus peanuts candy, but I was pleasantly surprised by the quality.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


steinrokkan posted:

Maybe it's just the photo, but the label looks like it's covered in the grime of many years of sitting on a shelf

I looked and could not find an expiration date anywhere on the packaging…
:ninja:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


I mean when you eat them you can’t tell whether it’s stale or chewing as intended. Still tastes great!

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Jan 31, 2004


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Jan 31, 2004


LifeSunDeath posted:

these idiots spent some time in the hospital and thought "yeah we can bring this concept to mass market, people will love it"


fun fact, sick people hate the mechsoft food, it's functional, easy to eat and not choke, but it's weird and unsettling.

Those orange things look like circus peanuts!
:haw:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


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Jan 31, 2004



A turd, some diarrhea, and a piece of bread to soak up the diarrhea juices.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


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Jan 31, 2004


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Jan 31, 2004


AARD VARKMAN posted:

I think that's carrots on the left so it's a bag of frozen peas and carrots. I actually wonder if it's even really Mac and cheese or if there's other stuff hiding in there and it's a casserole or something

I can’t get over like two pages worth of goons defending peas in Mac and cheese. There’s clearly some form of mass hysteria infecting this thread.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Bacon, ham, chicken, hotdogs? Absolutely.

Peas? I don’t know why but it makes me ill thinking about tasting that.

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Is that other part that cow uterus that you’re also supposed to eat? Are the cow ovaries in there? I’m trying not look at it too much…
:barf:

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