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vorebane
Feb 2, 2009

"I like Ur and Kavodel and Enki being nice to people for some reason."

Wrong Voter amongst wrong voters
6. Clank Beststrike





Clank Beststrike: HP: 5/5 Move: 2 Scrap: 0 Current Base DR: 2 Current TN: 4 Weapons 1/2
Belt resources: Medical Units: 0 Power: 0 Air: 3
Tokens:
1 Poison

Augmentations: Limit: 5
Jacklegs: +1 move

CS Suite II: CS Medical
Slots: 2
Grogutz, Hardlight Decoy


AIM
Hm. Not much in places to go. Clank stood fast, pretty sure smashing crater walls wouldnt work.

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Swedish Thaumocracy
Jul 11, 2006

Strength of >800 Men
Honor of 0
Grimey Drawer


Miiranda 5a.m. declares for YEETcorp.

charms
Oct 14, 2012


12 - Siliconitis de Weezer



Sorry, blinked out of existence for a second... thought it'd help me shake this synth, but no dice. Looks like I'll just have to hoof it.

MOV: 611 → 610 → 609 → 608

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
WRECKER 8: Jennywine Cellardoor, Rookie Horrific


pre:
Scrap: 6	Luxe: 07	HEAT: LVL 2	Sponsor: n/a	Sponsor Luxe: n/a
JC-HP: 2/3	JC-Move: 2	JC-DR: 2 DR (+CSMedical)	JC-HazDR: Horrific
 [Horrific Talent #1] Extremophile - Immune to HP loss from Rad or Poison.
 [Horrific Talent #2] Molto Bene - Gaining an Aug instead causes Molting.
 [Horrific Talent #3] Hangry - Salvaging a non-synthetic restores 1HP.
⊕︀ [Mutation #1] Breed Talent - Tongue Lash: Gain a melee attack - 1d6/2 Pull
⊕︀ [Mutation #2] Vox Mutandis - Mutants are Neutral to the subject, and may be recruited with a successful Negotiation ACT; Non-mutants are always hostile.
Belt Tokens: 
⦿ Med:		1/3 
⦿ Power:	2/3 
⦿ Air:		2/3 
 HAZ Tokens: 	none
Wrecker Gear:
Armor [1/1)]: Combat Suite 2 (2 DR Armor. freeANY: Discard to restore any 1 Resource of choice)
 1/2 Armor Mods: CS Medical (Automatically spend a med when damaged)
Weapons [0/2]: none
Utility [1/2]: GroGutz (Heal ACT restores +1HP) 
Utility [2/2]: Hardlight Decoy (fENC, 1+XPOW: Incoming attacks have a (1+X)/4 chance to miss)
Minions [0/2]: none
Consumables: Candid Cane, Root.CAK
Crafting Components: Machined Parts, Durable Components
Key Items: L1 CredENT (KiwiBronze security access)
    Notes: none
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItuZ-dmcye4
Trance Along with Jennywine Cellardoor: Elbow Pain - Glue Trip

Freshly sated from the spot of lunch she'd scarfed down, the Horrific Wrecker named Jennywine Cellardoor sipped on a sticky truluminum can of Slüüs while lounging on a balcony edge and admiring the brutal landscape of dismal YEETcorp shipment silos looming over the shadowy crater below. A multi-generational flock of delivery drones buzzed and flitted past her aural spaces overhead when her teeth crunched on something hard and gritty, like crystal microbeads or grains of sand.

Unprompted, Jennywine thought of the beach, the ocean's spray, and the crash of the waves against her temples, now with a bonus serving of caffeine. She couldn't believe those memories were from the same existence as this one, and yet...

The lizardlady burped and hucked the spent canister off the railing's edge, just as two YEETcorp grunt-workers barreled through the service exit beside the warehouse security terminal to step outside for their post-lunch smoke break.

"Shimmying time," Jennywine admitted, and she slipped inside the self-closing door and strode down the office stack's hallways like she was back on the clock and late for a presentation with management.

"Fakin' it til' yer makin' it..." she prepped herself, making sure her Kiwi Bronze ID badge was affixed to her top just right.

MOV:
> Jennywine moves 1SE (A13 -> B14)!

sheep-dodger
Feb 21, 2013

WRECKER 11: Liselotte Anna Maria Wilhelmina Eun-Kyung von Habsburg-Orleans




Liselotte Anna Maria Wilhelmina Eun-Kyung von Habsburg-Orleans: HP: 1/1/4 Move: 2 Scrap: 0 Current DR: 2 Current TN: 4
Belt resources: Medical Units: 1 Power: 2 Air: 3
Tokens:
3 Rad

Augmentations: Limit: 1
Charged Myoservos: Subject ignores the first downscale against them in a Round.

CS Suite II:
Slots: 2
CS-Loyalty: Familiar Limit +1
CS-Medical: Automatically spend a Med unit when damaged

Item reload status:

Retainers&Familiars:
Limit: 5
TrogHo: 5/5 HP

MOV: Dig to 902

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.
WRECKER 3: Fhievel

    [HP 3/3] [Move 2] [DR 2] [HazDR 0] [MED 2/3] [POWER 2/3] [AIR 3/3] [SCRAP 4] [LUXE -5] TOKENS: 1 Warp
    Aug - Heuristic Precognizer: Subject may reroll 1 die per Round.
    Mutation - Pugnopalp: Gain a melee attack - 1d4/2, +Up per Scrap held Currently at 1d12/2
    Hiver - BVolution: Unique Challenge List
    Hiver - Busy Bee: +1 to Craft Rolls
    Hiver - Apiculture: ACT to transform Consumable, Key Item, or Schematic into Hiver version.
Fhievel stood there staring blankly into space, stalling until they were required.

MOV Aim

Bee Bonk
Feb 19, 2011




1. The Confessor II
Confessor takes Aim!
[Camp Fire] Confessor receives 1 Burn!
[Utility] Security Level 0



2. Chuckles Imin
Movement to E07.
[Kiwi Bronze] Security Level 1




3. Fhievel
Fhievel takes Aim!
[Camp Fire] Fhievel receives 1 Burn!
R0ZEG0LD is here.
[Kiwi Bronze] Security Level 1 :siren:

<WRP>


4. Miiranda 5A.M.
Miiranda declares allegiance to the [YEET] faction!
[BOOOST] Miiranda stunts off the BOOOST! [+1 Mov, +Priority, +Momentum]
[Power Move] Jump to C03.
[Kiwi Bronze] Security Level 1



6. Clank Beststrike
Clank takes Aim!
[Camp Fire] Clank receives 1 Burn!
[Crater] Security Level 0; requires Jump/Fly/Shift/Pull to enter another hex type.



7. Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD
R0ZEG0LD takes Aim!
[Camp Fire] R0ZEG0LD receives 1 Warp!
R0ZEG0LD is dangerously ũɲʂǂåʙɫɘ!
Fhievel is here.
[Kiwi Bronze] Security Level 1 :siren:

<WRP>


8. Jennywine Cellardoor
Movement to B14.
[Kiwi Bronze] Security Level 1
Buzzcaw is here.



9. Upyrass Gattahell
Movement to C02 .
[Kiwi Bronze] Security Level 1



10. “Buzzcaw” Buzz Cawley
Buzzcaw takes Aim!
[Camp Fire] Buzzcaw receives 1 Burn!
[Kiwi Bronze] Security Level 1
Jennywine enters the hex!
Threats emerge!



11. Liselotte
Dig to 902 .
[Crater] Security Level 0; requires Jump/Fly/Shift/Pull to enter another hex type.

Liselotte receives 1 Poison!
Horror ‘Mones attract Horrors!



12. Siliconitis
Movement to 608 .
[CitronSilver] Security Level 2






:siren: Wreckers, resolve Encounters! :siren:





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Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.
WRECKER 3: Fhievel

    [HP 3/3] [Move 2] [DR 2] [HazDR 0] [MED 2/3] [POWER 2/3] [AIR 3/3] [SCRAP 4] [LUXE -5] TOKENS: 1 Warp 1 Burn
    Aug - Heuristic Precognizer: Subject may reroll 1 die per Round.
    Mutation - Pugnopalp: Gain a melee attack - 1d4/2, +Up per Scrap held Currently at 1d12/2
    Hiver - BVolution: Unique Challenge List
    Hiver - Busy Bee: +1 to Craft Rolls
    Hiver - Apiculture: ACT to transform Consumable, Key Item, or Schematic into Hiver version.
Aaany minute now.

ENC Boost

Theantero
Nov 6, 2011

...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....
WRECKER 7: Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD



HP: 1/2 Move: 2 Scrap: 4 Luxe: 28
DR: 0 Normal / 1 Spectral HazDR: none
Trauma Counter: 0/5
Belt Tokens: 2/4 Med // 0/4 Power // 3/3 Air
Hazard Tokens:

D-Augs: Void Revolution (Subject gains +1 Spectral DR for each time they Return.) // D-ynamo (Gain 1 Warp when hit by an attack.) // Heliopause (Burn tokens instead grant Warp.)
Augs [1/1]: Adrenal Accelerator (LVL2) (When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted; Power Move grants +1 additional movement.)
Minions:
-

"OK✨ THEN⭐"

R0ZEG0LD approaches the Rig with casual, yet confident steps.

"LET'S✨ DANCE💖"

Her leisurely walk turns to a sudden sprint.

"I✨ JUST 🌠HOPE🌠"

She leaps to the air, a mere moment before a round from the rig turns the flooring she was standing on to rubble.

"YOU✨ HAVEN'T💞 FORGOTTEN YOUR🖤 STEPS"

R0ZEG0LD starts to spin mid flight, faster and faster, glowing as she gains speed, until her whole being is shed away in a shower of golden and pink flower petals.



"BECAUSE✨ I❤️ REMEMBER📙 MINE❤️"

The intensely radiating Warp specter shoots into the ground, snaking towards the Rig as a 2d-projection on the tiling, only manifesting back to realspace to grab onto its groin plate like a shark rising from deep waters, and using the leverage to propel herself betwixt its legs. The momentum carries her in a wide arc behind the Rig, her feet aimed at a specific spot in its back plate. A spot that in but a moment would not be here, but transposed Between due to the Rig's Warp exposure. R0ZEG0LD's legs slam right through the dimensional rift, into the back of a confused pilot, who R0ZEG0LD then shifts through the Rig's front plate alongside herself in one fluid manouver.

As the pilot slams to the ground, R0ZEG0LD makes a graceful landing right behind them, and shoots two rounds from her pistol right into the back of their head.

The empty Rig wobbles and crashes to the ground.

R0ZEG0LD winks at a camdrone and makes a peace sign, even as the Liminal Bloom Forme starts to fade away, revealing her usual countenance once more.

"STILL✨ GOT IT~🎵"

fENC: Mimic Fustigant Talent: Brawl (Medtek Heals)
ENC: Aimed Power Attack with Brawl (spending 1 Warp) with Diver Pistol against Gamma Enforcer [1d14]=8, Attack Twice (spending 2 Warp) to make another Power Attack with Brawl (spending 1 Warp) with Diver Pistol against Gamma Enforcer [1d12]=11
fENC: Take Cover

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.
WRECKER 3: Fhievel


"That was real cool, boss!"

Scribbleykins
Apr 29, 2010

Any scientist with the right background can brew his own booze.

...

What do you mean electrolytes aren't used for brewing booze? That's silly!

...

Well when all you have are chunks of TNE and an overly large water ration, all the world looks like a still!
Grimey Drawer
WRECKER 9: Upyrass Gattahell


x1x1x1 (+1)

HP: 4/4 | MV: 2 | DR: 2 | HazDR: 0 | Hit TN: 4 | Scrap: 5 | Luxe: 46 | Kills: 8 | Heat: 4
Belt: 2/3 Med | 0/4 Power | 3/3 Air | Weapons: 2/2 | Minions: 1/2 | Scans: +1 Beast, +2 Synth, +1 Mutant | Rig Power: 0/3
Aug - Spinal Array: +1 Scan Range

"Runway paveplap."

Gattahell closed her eyes, leaned back in the rig seat and let herself get lit the gently caress up.

ENC: Boost (+Burn) (SpinCyclR negates -1 Heat)

TheNabster
Apr 26, 2014

"Today I will cause problems on purpose"
WRECKER 1: The Confessor II

(Missing)



HP: 4/4 Move: 2 Scrap: 2 Luxe: 45L
DR: 3 HazDR: none
Belt Tokens: 2/3 Med // 2W/3 Power // 1/3 Air
Augs [2/1]:
(Aug) Adrenal Accelerator (LVL1) When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted.
(Aug) Mesocortolimbic Staple: Functions as L2 CredENT and makes YEET units Neutral; successful attacks against YEET units cause 1 damage (post-DR) to the subject, but subject may ACT:Work to receive 5L (7 Boosted).
(Mut) Catalytic Vestibule: fENC: Spend 2 Hazard tokens to add +Burn to subject’s next attack.
(Mut) Radical Prognathis: Gain a melee attack: 1d10/2 Brutal
Mire Set Bonus (2): Poison DR +1
Wreckpedia: +2 Synths


As per the warning on his PDA about the roulette hazard, The Confessor II was immediately immolated for standing in place.

Then the fire pulled itself inward to a single point, concentrated into his open Junknux hand, a swirling vortex of fire and warp energies that he gripped tightly in his fist before hammering the fist into the Malingerer that stole his Wreckpedia.

[Perish in Warp Fire]

fENC: Consume 1 Burn and 1 Warp to activate Catalytic Vestibule, +1 Burn to next attack
fENC: Activate Half-Astral, +3 DR +1 Warp
ENC: Attack Malingerer 2 with Junknux, 1d10/3 Junk Brutal +Burn, -1 Upshift for Aug Overload +1 Upshift for Aim, 1d10/3 Junk Brutal +Burn = 5 4 Damage +Burn

Patrons and Observers, The Confessor requires lots of scrap and means to acquire it.
Sincerely, The Confessor

TheNabster fucked around with this message at 21:42 on Apr 8, 2024

Swedish Thaumocracy
Jul 11, 2006

Strength of >800 Men
Honor of 0
Grimey Drawer
WRECKER 4: Miiranda 5a.m.



CASHE: 1x CS mk1 in Starting Hex.

Stats:
HP: 2/3(4) Move: 2+1
DR: 0| HazDR: | TN: 4+1
CRED: 0 | Declared: YEETCorp
Belt Tokens: 1/3 Med // 2/3 Power // 2/3 Air
Scrap: 0 Luxe: 8
Hazard Tokens: 2BREAK/1RADS

Alterations:
Mutation - Luminous Excreta: ACT to restore 3 HP to a target other than the user in the same hex (+1 per Rad); target receives 1 Rad.
Aug - Trauma Webbing: Spend all Med Units to reduce damage from a single combat sequence or hazard by the number of Units spent.


Class Abilities:
Manhandles: 1d6/1 base melee attack
Brawl: +1up/1dmg per empty weapon slot (currently +1up/1dmg)
Counter: Power Attacks add pre-DR incoming damage to outgoing damage.
Unfettered: +1 MOV and +1 TN if no armour is equipped. (Currently ACTIVE)


---

Miiranda 5a.m. came crashing in from the sky in her brand new Brand-aware outfit, literally vibrating with Potential Energy. She looked hither and yon, from the Highly Respectable Worm and fellow YEETCorp Employee, designated Strikebreakr, to the appalling lack of strikers to break with xim, or even fellow wreckers to parlay with as she had hoped might have been somewhere nearby.

"Ah, where have they all run off to?" She muttered to herself before turning to Worm and continuing. "Don't worry, I'll break a few legs before our shift is done! Just wait a tick whilst I let off some steam."

With that, she oscillated over to a nearby GBC BluCollr for a refreshing bit of hydration, leaning against a convenient cubicle wall and making small-talk with the confused stage-hands and anonymous office workers who very much wanted to be left out of sight of any errant firefights.

Within five minutes she was leading an impromptu Yoga-Class, teaching many Valued YEETCorp Employees how to really stay down.

ENC: Cover

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker
WRECKER 2: Chuckles Imin
Utilities 1/2

Armor 1/1

Weapons 0/2

Minions 0/2

Key Items 0/-, Crafting Components 0/-, Consumables 1/-


Death cache:



Aug 2/5
Heuristic Precognizer: Subject may reroll 1 die per Round.
Assault Drill: Gain a melee attack - 1d8/2P +Junk.

Classic Prestige Ready.

Icebreakr abilities:
Elite: Basic hack die is D8
Phreak: Suppress is replaced by a hack roll to control.
Exploit: fACT to swap any two resource unit tracks, tokenized units are not swapped.
I'm In: Hacked features award valuable mods and consumables.

HP: 2/2
MP: 2/2
HEAT: 0/5
Scrap: 0
Luxe: 1

Tokens:

Resource Changes this turn:

Corpses in starting hex:

Chuckles considered phreaking the Skabb, but was a trifle wary of the strikers. Besides, it'd be dull to get a new toy and not play with it.

ENC:Improved Improvise: 1d8 1 Junk Tower, Vizor upscales
Junk Tower vs Preventicam, Skabb, Striker 1, Striker 2: 4#1d8 4 1 1 1

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

WRECKER 10: "Buzzcaw" Buzz Cawley




Aug - Spinal Array: +1 Scan Range

<sick this week so no roleplay>

Basic improv: 1d6 5
Sinkhole, aimed vs mindr: [1d10=5] [1d8=2]

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
WRECKER 8: Jennywine Cellardoor, Rookie Horrific


pre:
Scrap: 6	Luxe: 07	HEAT: LVL 2	Sponsor: n/a	Sponsor Luxe: n/a
JC-HP: 2/3	JC-Move: 2	JC-DR: 2 DR (+CSMedical)	JC-HazDR: Horrific
 [Horrific Talent #1] Extremophile - Immune to HP loss from Rad or Poison.
 [Horrific Talent #2] Molto Bene - Gaining an Aug instead causes Molting.
 [Horrific Talent #3] Hangry - Salvaging a non-synthetic restores 1HP.
⊕︀ [Mutation #1] Breed Talent - Tongue Lash: Gain a melee attack - 1d6/2 Pull
⊕︀ [Mutation #2] Vox Mutandis - Mutants are Neutral to the subject, and may be recruited with a successful Negotiation ACT; Non-mutants are always hostile.
Belt Tokens: 
⦿ Med:		1/3 
⦿ Power:	2/3 
⦿ Air:		2/3 
 HAZ Tokens: 	none
Wrecker Gear:
Armor [1/1)]: Combat Suite 2 (2 DR Armor. freeANY: Discard to restore any 1 Resource of choice)
 1/2 Armor Mods: CS Medical (Automatically spend a med when damaged)
Weapons [0/2]: none
Utility [1/2]: GroGutz (Heal ACT restores +1HP) 
Utility [2/2]: Hardlight Decoy (fENC, 1+XPOW: Incoming attacks have a (1+X)/4 chance to miss)
Minions [0/2]: none
Consumables: Candid Cane, Root.CAK
Crafting Components: Machined Parts, Durable Components
Key Items: L1 CredENT (KiwiBronze security access)
    Notes: none
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvU25gxfB2Q
Trance Along with Jennywine Cellardoor: Wavey ft. Alika - LiQ

It didn't take Jennywine too long to put two and two together based on her suddenly-moorless mental state worsening as she tried to navigate the YEETcorp compound with zero sense of direction, but she finally realized those glue-based office-G.L.O.B.s she'd eaten in the past twenty-four hours were starting to hit her proverbial gut neurons, hard.

She was halfway through fumbling to cut the power cords on a security turret in the other room when she realized she was supposed to be listening to a mister "Buzzcaw" Buzz Cawley in her current room as he explained to her how to keep robots down a flight of stairs, giving a performative example with an active and angry YEET Mindr being trapped down the stairwell just below them. It sounded like it mostly involved lots of throwing things downstairs that the bidepal synth could trip over, but it obviously wouldn't keep the thing occupied forever...

It seemed a little fun and more than a bit cathartic to pelt an angry corp helprbot with trash, but Jennywine couldn't really interrupt the scene or make comment on Buzzcaw's progress due to her tongue being tied up in trying to cut some wires, elsewhere.

Jennywine didn't even remember how she found the Wrecker Buzzcaw again - the whole thing felt like a bizarre and miraculous fever dream, lately. Regardless, Jennywine felt like she was protected in Buzzcaw's presence, even with her back turned to the bomb-maker during all this.

"Nithe," Jennywine tried to respond to something Buzz said, and she messed up her own tangletongue trickshot in the next room, "huck."

*SLURP* was the sound of her reeling her horrific oral appendage back in.

"Blech. What wazzat, luv?" Jennywine called out to Buzzcaw. "Y'look a mite scorched compared ta th'last time we crossed up..."

ENC:
> Jennywine Tongue Lashes the PreventiGat to NE (A14)!: 1d6 2 - Miss!

Lux Anima fucked around with this message at 06:10 on Apr 10, 2024

charms
Oct 14, 2012


12 - Siliconitis de Weezer



Tch. Rigs. I'll bounce a plasma round off of one of their hulls, maybe that'll make me feel better.

ENC: EZ-Snipe vs. Launcher (+Power Attack, +Optiscope, +AdrenoMAX) 1d12 = 9

sheep-dodger
Feb 21, 2013

WRECKER 11: Liselotte Anna Maria Wilhelmina Eun-Kyung von Habsburg-Orleans




Liselotte Anna Maria Wilhelmina Eun-Kyung von Habsburg-Orleans: HP: 1/1/4 Move: 2 Scrap: 0 Current DR: 2 Current TN: 4
Belt resources: Medical Units: 1 Power: 2 Air: 3
Tokens:
3 Rad

Augmentations: Limit: 1
Charged Myoservos: Subject ignores the first downscale against them in a Round.

CS Suite II:
Slots: 2
CS-Loyalty: Familiar Limit +1
CS-Medical: Automatically spend a Med unit when damaged

Item reload status:

Retainers&Familiars:
Limit: 5
TrogHo: 5/5 HP

TrogHo ENC: Improvise: 1d6 2 Red Barrels
Red Barrels vs enemy TrogHo & PounHo: 2#1d8 2 1
ENC: Improvise: 1d6 1 Junk Tower
Junk Tower vs Enemy TrogHo & PounHo: 2#1d6 2 2

Bee Bonk
Feb 19, 2011





1. The Confessor II
[Half-Astral] Confessor +3DR!
[Catalytic Vestibule] Confessor spends 1 Warp and 1 Burn!
Confessor hits Malingerer 2!
Malingerer 1 misses Confessor!
Malingerer 2 misses Confessor!

Confessor takes 1 Warp!
Malingerer 2 takes 4 damage and is destroyed!


2. Chuckles Imin
PreventiCam assists YEET!
Chuckles Improvises…Junk Tower topples!
>PreventiCam is hit!
>Skabb avoids the hazard!
>Striker 1 avoids the hazard!
>Striker 2 avoids the hazard!
Skabb calls in support!
>Chuckles avoids damage!
>Striker 1 is hit!
>Striker 2 avoids damage!
Striker 1 misses Chuckles!
Striker 2 misses Chuckles!

PreventiCam takes 5 Damage and is destroyed!
Striker 1 takes 2 damage and is destroyed!


3. Fhievel / 7. Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD
Fhievel Boosts ACT!
[Camp Fire] Fhievel receives 1 Burn!
R0ZEG0LD Mimics [Fustigant]Brawl…R0ZEG0LD takes 1 damage!
>CS-Medtek spends 1 Med to restore 1 HP!
[Coverfire][Power Attack] R0ZEG0LD hits Enforcer!
[Double Tap][Power Attack] hits Enforcer!
Enforcer can’t hit Fhievel!

Enforcer takes 8 Damage and is destroyed!


4. Miiranda 5A.M.
Miiranda takes Cover!


6. Clank Beststrike
Clank takes Cover!


8. Jennywine Cellardoor / 10. “Buzzcaw” Buzz Cawley
Jennywine misses PreventiCam to NE!
>Remote units are provoked!
Buzzcaw Improvises…Sinkhole collapses!
>Jennywine avoids the hazard!
>MindR is hit!
MindR is Incapacitated!


9. Upyrass Gattahell
Gattahell Boosts ACT!
[Camp Fire] Gattahell receives 1 Burn!


11. Liselotte
Liselotte Improvises…Junk Tower topples!
>TrogHo avoids the hazard!
>PouncHo avoids the hazard!
Liselotte’s TrogHo Improvises…Red Barrels explode!
>TrogHo avoids the hazard!
>PouncHo avoids the hazard!
>Fuel Leak is ignited!

Troglodytic Horror hits Liselotte’s TrogHo!
Pouncing Horror misses Liselotte’s TrogHo!

Liselotte’s TrogHo takes 2 damage!


12. Siliconitis
[Power Attack] Siliconitis hits Launcher!
Enforcer misses Siliconitis!
Launcher misses Siliconitis!

Launcher takes no damage (reduced from 2)!





:siren: Wreckers, take Action! :siren:





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AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker
WRECKER 2: Chuckles Imin
Utilities 1/2

Armor 1/1

Weapons 0/2

Minions 0/2

Key Items 0/-, Crafting Components 0/-, Consumables 1/-


Death cache:



Aug 2/5
Heuristic Precognizer: Subject may reroll 1 die per Round.
Assault Drill: Gain a melee attack - 1d8/2P +Junk.

Classic Prestige Ready.

Icebreakr abilities:
Elite: Basic hack die is D8
Phreak: Suppress is replaced by a hack roll to control.
Exploit: fACT to swap any two resource unit tracks, tokenized units are not swapped.
I'm In: Hacked features award valuable mods and consumables.

HP: 2/2
MP: 2/2
HEAT: 0/5
Scrap: 0
Luxe: 1

Tokens:

Resource Changes this turn:

Corpses in starting hex: 1 Preventicam, 1 Striker

That could have gone a lot worse. Time to see if he could still dance the web of cyberspace.

ACT: Hack the Stratocradle: 1d8 3 Oh for... Percussive maintenance time!
Heuristic Precognizer Hack the Stratocradle: 1d8 8 :siren: Successful hack of a map feature, 'I'm in' procs! :siren:

TheNabster
Apr 26, 2014

"Today I will cause problems on purpose"
WRECKER 1: The Confessor II

(Missing)



HP: 4/4 Move: 2 Scrap: 2 Luxe: 45L
DR: 3 HazDR: none
Belt Tokens: 2/3 Med // 2W/3 Power // 1/3 Air
Augs [2/1]:
(Aug) Adrenal Accelerator (LVL1) When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted.
(Aug) Mesocortolimbic Staple: Functions as L2 CredENT and makes YEET units Neutral; successful attacks against YEET units cause 1 damage (post-DR) to the subject, but subject may ACT:Work to receive 5L (7 Boosted).
(Mut) Catalytic Vestibule: fENC: Spend 2 Hazard tokens to add +Burn to subject’s next attack.
(Mut) Radical Prognathis: Gain a melee attack: 1d10/2 Brutal
Mire Set Bonus (2): Poison DR +1
Wreckpedia: +2 Synths


[And then there was one, this only occured because you choose the hard way]

ACT: Do a Wide Scan

Patrons and Observers, The Confessor requires lots of scrap and means to acquire it.
Sincerely, The Confessor

Swedish Thaumocracy
Jul 11, 2006

Strength of >800 Men
Honor of 0
Grimey Drawer
WRECKER 4: Miiranda 5a.m.



CASHE: 1x CS mk1 in Starting Hex.

Stats:
HP: 2/3(4) Move: 2+1
DR: 0| HazDR: | TN: 4+1
CRED: 0 | Declared: YEETCorp
Belt Tokens: 1/3 Med // 2/3 Power // 2/3 Air
Scrap: 0 Luxe: 8
Hazard Tokens: 2BREAK/1RADS

Alterations:
Mutation - Luminous Excreta: ACT to restore 3 HP to a target other than the user in the same hex (+1 per Rad); target receives 1 Rad.
Aug - Trauma Webbing: Spend all Med Units to reduce damage from a single combat sequence or hazard by the number of Units spent.


Class Abilities:
Manhandles: 1d6/1 base melee attack
Brawl: +1up/1dmg per empty weapon slot (currently +1up/1dmg)
Counter: Power Attacks add pre-DR incoming damage to outgoing damage.
Unfettered: +1 MOV and +1 TN if no armour is equipped. (Currently ACTIVE)


---

Miiranda 5a.m. finished her class with a skip and a cheer, manifesting a holo-towel to wear over her shoulder as she trundled over to the Strikebreakr with renewed vigour.

"Company Greetz workunit! Heard you got the deets on those brandal savages, where should I start looking? Oh and, any chance you could hook me up to the preventicam network? For, uh, research purposes of course!" Miiranda 5a.m. grinned. She could feel it was only a matter of time before her face would be plastered over every trideo-screen in the entire complex. They'd have to pay attention to her again, then. And if it took blood, sweat and tears to get there? She had never not worked a day in her life and she wasn't about to start slacking off now.

ACT: Accept Mission.

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.
WRECKER 3: Fhievel

    [HP 3/3] [Move 2] [DR 2] [HazDR 0] [MED 2/3] [POWER 2/3] [AIR 3/3] [SCRAP 4] [LUXE -5] TOKENS: 1 Warp 2 Burn
    Aug - Heuristic Precognizer: Subject may reroll 1 die per Round.
    Mutation - Pugnopalp: Gain a melee attack - 1d4/2, +Up per Scrap held Currently at 1d12/2
    Hiver - BVolution: Unique Challenge List
    Hiver - Busy Bee: +1 to Craft Rolls
    Hiver - Apiculture: ACT to transform Consumable, Key Item, or Schematic into Hiver version.
Ah, there we are. Fhievel hopped gladly into the flaming wreckage and began to dig through the goop for their Boss.

ACT Boosted Salvage at +8 modifier: 3x Striker, 1x Gamma Enforcer, 3x [shambled] Strikers, 1x [shambled] preventicam, 1x [shambled] preventigat: 2#1d6+8 11 14
Swapmeet Give R0zeg0ld half of all Scrap I find (rounded down) and any purple bordered or D-flavoured items

Dog Kisser fucked around with this message at 21:38 on Apr 10, 2024

Scribbleykins
Apr 29, 2010

Any scientist with the right background can brew his own booze.

...

What do you mean electrolytes aren't used for brewing booze? That's silly!

...

Well when all you have are chunks of TNE and an overly large water ration, all the world looks like a still!
Grimey Drawer
WRECKER 9: Upyrass Gattahell


x1x1x0 (-1)

HP: 4/4 | MV: 2 | DR: 2 | HazDR: 0 | Hit TN: 4 | Scrap: 5 | Luxe: 46 | Kills: 8 | Heat: 4
Belt: 2/3 Med | 0/4 Power | 3/3 Air | Weapons: 2/2 | Minions: 1/2 | Scans: +1 Beast, +2 Synth, +1 Mutant | Rig Power: 0/3
Aug - Spinal Array: +1 Scan Range

"Scabrous dollymop."

Gattahell felt around for the cockpit's auto-extinguisher handle, then held her breath while her DVEye scan-glowed, coloring the fire retardant and smoke-filled air filling her rig's interior a deep red.

She patently ignored the dress code enforcement algos being sent her way, just twisted the dial on interior ventilation from a cool 30% to 110%, glaring out into the suspiciously empty space before her rig.

freeACT: Boosted Wide Scan (Range 2) + Tight Scan C02 (wat hap to BOOOST?)
ACT: Remove 1 Burn

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

WRECKER 10: "Buzzcaw" Buzz Cawley




Aug - Spinal Array: +1 Scan Range

<sick this week so no roleplay>

ACT: Salvage, retrieving the old bomb and gaining a new one.

Theantero
Nov 6, 2011

...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....
WRECKER 7: Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD



HP: 1/2 Move: 2 Scrap: 4 Luxe: 28
DR: 0 Normal / 1 Spectral HazDR: none
Trauma Counter: 0/5
Belt Tokens: 1/4 Med // 0/4 Power // 3/3 Air
Hazard Tokens:

D-Augs: Void Revolution (Subject gains +1 Spectral DR for each time they Return.) // D-ynamo (Gain 1 Warp when hit by an attack.) // Heliopause (Burn tokens instead grant Warp.)
Augs [1/1]: Adrenal Accelerator (LVL2) (When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted; Power Move grants +1 additional movement.)
Minions:
-

"WOO✨"

R0ZEG0LD cheers brightly from beyond the edge of the giant pile of corpses, scrap, and [shambles] that Fhievel was busy diving into, occasionally spraying them with an emergency hose whenever they appeared from the tangle.

"YOU✨ GO 🍮🐝FHIEVEL🐝🍯"

"✨GAN✨"

"💖✨BAT✨💖"

"⭐💖✨TE✨💖⭐"

She paid no attention to the corpse of the individual she had just shot, even as their neck twisted in an unnatural angle to stare at her. Not even when it started to lose all hues to spectral blackness and slipped Between, swearing vengeance on all Wrecker-kind, leaving behind the Divers, and the Rig that had run entirely on autopilot since the Map started.

All in a day's work for a Magical Girl!

fACT: Mimic Neo-Soldat Talent: Elan (Recharge) (Heal via Medtek)
fACT: Recharge Med (+1 via Plasmiq)
ACT: Assist to remove 1 Burn from Fhievel
Swapmeet: Graciously accept everything Fhievel is handing me

Theantero fucked around with this message at 23:58 on Apr 11, 2024

vorebane
Feb 2, 2009

"I like Ur and Kavodel and Enki being nice to people for some reason."

Wrong Voter amongst wrong voters
6. Clank Beststrike





Clank Beststrike: HP: 5/5 Move: 2 Scrap: 0 Current Base DR: 2 Current TN: 4 Weapons 1/2
Belt resources: Medical Units: 0 Power: 0 Air: 3
Tokens:
1 Poison

Augmentations: Limit: 5
Jacklegs: +1 move

CS Suite II: CS Medical
Slots: 2
Grogutz, Hardlight Decoy

ACT: Wide Scan

sheep-dodger
Feb 21, 2013

WRECKER 11: Liselotte Anna Maria Wilhelmina Eun-Kyung von Habsburg-Orleans




Liselotte Anna Maria Wilhelmina Eun-Kyung von Habsburg-Orleans: HP: 1/1/4 Move: 2 Scrap: 0 Current DR: 2 Current TN: 4
Belt resources: Medical Units: 1 Power: 2 Air: 3
Tokens:
3 Rad 1 Poison

Augmentations: Limit: 1
Charged Myoservos: Subject ignores the first downscale against them in a Round.

CS Suite II:
Slots: 2
CS-Loyalty: Familiar Limit +1
CS-Medical: Automatically spend a Med unit when damaged

Item reload status:

Retainers&Familiars:
Limit: 5
TrogHo: 3/5 HP

TrogHo ACT: Hunker
ACT: Heal: Spend 1 Med to Heal 1 Poison
fACT: Recharge 1 Med

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
WRECKER 8: Jennywine Cellardoor, Rookie Horrific


pre:
Scrap: 6	Luxe: 07	HEAT: LVL 2	Sponsor: n/a	Sponsor Luxe: n/a
JC-HP: 2/3	JC-Move: 2	JC-DR: 2 DR (+CSMedical)	JC-HazDR: Horrific
 [Horrific Talent #1] Extremophile - Immune to HP loss from Rad or Poison.
 [Horrific Talent #2] Molto Bene - Gaining an Aug instead causes Molting.
 [Horrific Talent #3] Hangry - Salvaging a non-synthetic restores 1HP.
⊕︀ [Mutation #1] Breed Talent - Tongue Lash: Gain a melee attack - 1d6/2 Pull
⊕︀ [Mutation #2] Vox Mutandis - Mutants are Neutral to the subject, and may be recruited with a successful Negotiation ACT; Non-mutants are always hostile.
Belt Tokens: 
⦿ Med:		1/3 
⦿ Power:	2/3 
⦿ Air:		2/3 
 HAZ Tokens: 	none
Wrecker Gear:
Armor [1/1)]: Combat Suite 2 (2 DR Armor. freeANY: Discard to restore any 1 Resource of choice)
 1/2 Armor Mods: CS Medical (Automatically spend a med when damaged)
Weapons [0/2]: none
Utility [1/2]: GroGutz (Heal ACT restores +1HP) 
Utility [2/2]: Hardlight Decoy (fENC, 1+XPOW: Incoming attacks have a (1+X)/4 chance to miss)
Minions [0/2]: none
Consumables: Candid Cane, Root.CAK
Crafting Components: Machined Parts, Durable Components
Key Items: L1 CredENT (KiwiBronze security access)
    Notes: none
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v-rIWUAQuI
Trance Along with Jennywine Cellardoor: The Coup - Fat Cats and Bigga Fish

"Now-now, Mistah Caw," Jennywine cooed with a faux Antebellum accent as she delivered cooling ministrations upon Buzz's overheating spacer suit, "I need ya t'hold still while I cool yer jets with this here rack of: ice-cold Slüüs..."

She held one of the chilled pop cans up for the cameradrones, complete with iconically-classic beads of condensation, and gave a cutesy wink to the viewers at home.

The angry YEETcorp MindR-bot tried to amble its way up the stairwell during the Wreckers' chill session, but was toppled over once more by a deftly-hucked soft drink lobbed at its head by a one Jennywine the Wrecker.

*CLANK* - *BONK*BANG*CRASH*
"Taste the beach, betch."

ACT:
> Jennywine removes 1Burn from Buzzcaw!

Bee Bonk
Feb 19, 2011





1. The Confessor II

Scanning…
902: Liselotte, Infernal Combustion, Horror ‘Mones, 2 TrogHos, PouncHo
A01: Drone Traffic
Scan complete.


2. Chuckles Imin

Chuckles attempts to Hack StratoCradle…Failure!
Chuckles Hacks StratoCradle!

[I’m In] Chuckles receives PayData!

Skabb Snitches…PreventiCam deployed!



3. Fhievel

SWAP posted:

Fhievel gives 1 Scrap to R0ZEG0LD.
Fhievel gives Exotic Aliquot to R0ZEG0LD.
Fhievel Salvages for 2 Scrap, Exotic Aliquot, and Allochiral Graft!

Fhievel receives 5 Warp!
Fhievel is critically ũɲʂǂåʙɫɘ!
R0ZEG0LD extinguishes 1 Burn from Fhievel!
[ID Check] Invalid Employbit…Security control engaged.



4. Miiranda 5A.M.

Miiranda accepts the Mission of StrikeBreakR!

Mission posted:

[Boot Won’t Lick Itself]
Objective: Defeat FireBrandal at A09.
Reward: Red Reward Crate or Rig Weapon Crate, Weapon Mod, YEET reputation


6. Clank Beststrike

Scanning…
F09: PreventiCam, Skabb, Wrecker Cache [Miiranda]
Scan Complete.


7. Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD

SWAP posted:

Fhievel gives 1 Scrap to R0ZEG0LD.
Fhievel gives Exotic Aliquot to R0ZEG0LD.
R0ZEG0LD Mimics [NeoSoldat]Elan…R0ZEG0LD takes 1 damage!
>CS-Medtek spends 1 Med to restore 1 HP!
R0ZEG0LD Recharges 2 Med!
R0ZEG0LD extinguishes 1 Burn from Fhievel!
[ID Check] Invalid Employbit…Security control engaged.



8. Jennywine Cellardoor

Jennywine extinguishes 1 Burn from Buzzcaw!


9. Upyrass Gattahell

Gattahell extinguishes 1 Burn!
Scanning…
A01: Drone Traffic
A02: Confessor 2, Malingerer
C00: Lung Bandit
[C02]: Gattahell, BOOOST by YEET, Business Casualty, Cam, Turret, Enforcer
C03: Miiranda, StrikeBreakR
D03: Vermin8R, Skabb, 3 Strikers
D04: SlithyHo
E01: Birthday Party, 2 SlithyHos, MindR, 8 New Friends
E02: GLOBrawler, UPGLOB
Scan complete.
[Business Casualty] Uniform Policy violation detected…Security control engaged.



10. “Buzzcaw” Buzz Cawley

Buzzcaw Salvages for 2 Scrap and 2 Remote Bombs!

Jennywine extinguishes 1 Burn from Buzzcaw!


11. Liselotte

Liselotte spends 1 Med to remove 1 Poison!
Liselotte Recharges Med!
Liselotte’s TrogHo Hunkers down!


12. Siliconitis

[ID Check] Invalid Employbit…Security control engaged.



[Burn Notice]
Fhievel takes 1 damage!
Clank takes 1 damage!

[Horror ‘Mones]
Horror 'Mones do not attract attention!

[Infernal Combustion]
Liselotte takes 1 Burn!
Liselotte loses 1 Air!
Liselotte’s TrogHo is protected!
TrogHo takes 1 Burn!
PouncHo takes 1 Burn!

[MetaHazard]
R0ZEGOLD receives 1 Warp!
R0ZEGOLD receives 1 Warp!
[R0ZEGOLD] PreventiCam receives 1 Warp and is reduced to shambles!
[R0ZEGOLD] PreventiGat receives 1 Warp and is reduced to shambles!
[R0ZEGOLD] Enforcer receives 1 Warp!

[D-Crisis]
Fhievel loses 6 Warp!
Fhievel’s CS Suite II is reduced to shambles!
Fhievel consumes and is altered by Allochiral Graft!

DVolution posted:

[Mutation] Strange Mood: Any tokens inflicted by the subject, by Improv actions by the subject, or by an item crafted by the subject, are instead Warp tokens.
Fhievel [slip]s to E06!



[Round 5 HAZard Roulette]
Upsourcing: Modules are YEETing off! For the remainder of the Map, affected hexes will periodically appear red on the map the round before they are removed from the board. Units remaining on affected Utility hexes will suffer damage and be dropped into Crater hexes, while Units on other hexes will be disqualified.





Sponsors-Only Map

Bee Bonk fucked around with this message at 18:44 on Apr 12, 2024

Arcanuse
Mar 15, 2019

[10L][1x Gamma Crate]
"Another day gone by. Another book closed. An account settled. A life... Well, we haven't got to that one yet."
"On the list of interesting candidates, I can't say the bee was one of them."
"They still aren't, death is near, etc, but an interesting development nonetheless."
"It's also interesting how wreckers encountering that other one keep coming to harm. Here, in MIRE, DEEP."
"Can't even say it's entirely their fault. Things just work out that way."
"Perhaps they made a deal with some Dark Power or the like? Hm."

Olmecha Challenge! posted:

New Challenge!
Hievels Challenge: Apifactor [[Mutation] Strange Mood].

"Anyways I don't see this ending well, but I do see an opportunity for science."
"Go on. Push the button. You can do it. A little unlawful Apifactoring never hurt... Well, maybe it hurt someone but that's their problem not yours!"
"..."
"I'm sure your Boss would believe in you."

Scribbleykins
Apr 29, 2010

Any scientist with the right background can brew his own booze.

...

What do you mean electrolytes aren't used for brewing booze? That's silly!

...

Well when all you have are chunks of TNE and an overly large water ration, all the world looks like a still!
Grimey Drawer
WRECKER 9: Upyrass Gattahell


x1x1

HP: 4/4 | MV: 2 | DR: 2 | HazDR: 0 | Hit TN: 4 | Scrap: 5 | Luxe: 46 | Kills: 8 | Heat: 4
Belt: 2/3 Med | 0/4 Power | 3/3 Air | Weapons: 2/2 | Minions: 1/2 | Scans: +1 Beast, +2 Synth, +1 Mutant | Rig Power: 0/3
Aug - Spinal Array: +1 Scan Range

"Wailsome horrhound."

A rageridden rektogal steadied her rig against a piece of silo infrastruct as the Enforcer YEET-brand secu-camdrones panned into view. She sneered at the representative secusynths of the facility AI.

"Gatta ent on contract ta be wearen YEET-collar no more, ya palsied punters. Tuck tails, cuz all she got fitten yas is casual-tee."

ScanRange felloWreckrs may read:
MOV: Aim (-1 heat negated) - do not HALT Miiranda if she passes

Arcanuse
Mar 15, 2019

[10L][1x Gamma Crate]
"After consideration, we're striking down our prior suggestion and going with a classic option instead."

quote:

Preemptively revoking challenge [Hievels Challenge], instating:
[Unionist]:[ALLY with the Strikers.][Repeatable]
"We have our reasons, etc etc."

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker
WRECKER 2: Chuckles Imin
Utilities 1/2

Armor 1/1

Weapons 0/2

Minions 0/2

Key Items 0/-, Crafting Components 0/-, Consumables 2/-


Death cache:



Aug 2/5
Heuristic Precognizer: Subject may reroll 1 die per Round.
Assault Drill: Gain a melee attack - 1d8/2P +Junk.

Classic Prestige Ready.

Icebreakr abilities:
Elite: Basic hack die is D8
Phreak: Suppress is replaced by a hack roll to control.
Exploit: fACT to swap any two resource unit tracks, tokenized units are not swapped.
I'm In: Hacked features award valuable mods and consumables.

HP: 2/2
MP: 2/2
HEAT: 0/5
Scrap: 0
Luxe: 1

Tokens:

Resource Changes this turn:

Corpses in starting hex: 1 Preventicam, 1 Striker

MOV: If there is another valid Stratocradle to travel to in a non-disqualifying, non-instantly-lethal/instagibbing location on the map, travel to the nearest qualifying stratocradle. If that's invalid as an order or no such stratocradles, E07>E08>E07.

Bee Bonk
Feb 19, 2011



pre:
ACCOUNTS								
1. The Confessor II		45 (50)			
2. Chuckles Imin		1	!PDD			
3. Fhievel			0
4. Miiranda 5A.M.		8					
6. Clank Beststrike		5			
7. Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD		28			
8. Jennywine Cellardoor		7			
9. Upyrass Gattahell		46 (20)				
10. “Buzzcaw” Buzz Cawley	0
11. Liselotte			31		
12. Siliconitis			5

HEAT posted:

Chuckles is reHEATing to L1!

HEAT 1: 1/3/5L Enemy Bounty*
HEAT 2: Wrecker Bounty +25L
HEAT 3: 2/5/10L Enemy Bounty*, chance of additional spawn roll.
HEAT 4: Wrecker Bounty +100L, Additional unit(s) in spawn groups.
HEAT 5: 5/10L/Crate Enemy Bounty*, chance of Elite Unit spawn
Higher HEAT levels grant priority in split outcomes.
*Certain Tier 1 enemies do not pay out, regardless of HEAT.

TeuthisTek presents Kill-o-Vision® posted:

(Map Kills / Career Kills / Map Down / WKs)
Jennywine Cellardoor (5/5/0/0) [Heat 2] <Bounty 25>
Miiranda 5am (3/3/0/0) [Cred 0] <Bounty 125>
Confessor II (3/23/0/1) [Heat 0] <Bounty 25>
Fhievel (3/3/0/0) [Heat 0] <Bounty 0>
Chuckles Imin (2/2/1/0) [Heat 1] <Bounty 0>
Upyrass Gattahell (0/8/0/1) [Heat 4] <Bounty 155>
“Buzzcaw” Buzz Cawley (1/1/0/0) [Heat 0] <Bounty 0>
Clank Beststrike (1/1/0/0) [Heat 0] <Bounty 0>
Liselotte (1/13/0/0) [Heat 0] <Bounty 0>
Siliconitis de Weezer (1/1/0/0) [Heat 0] <Bounty 0>
Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD (1/14/1/0) [Heat 0] <Bounty 0>

Sponsor Stipend posted:

Olmecha +5L
pre:
SPONSOR			LUXE		PRODUCT			SPONSEE		CRATES
Brainfood		10		Coming Soon		Liselotte	
Slüüs			5		Coming Soon		R0ZEG0LD			Gamma
Olmecha Burgerobotics	15		Coming Soon		Gattahell			Gamma
_________________________________________________________________
LOCKED ACCOUNTS
Wrecker Retirement Fund	138

Sponsor Challenges posted:

Brainfood
>

Slüüs
>Environmental Art: Craft using a Hazard as an ingredient.

Olmecha Burgerobotics
>Unionist: ALLY with the Brandalists.

Hiver Special Objectives
Fhievel (0/5)
>Apiculture a Rank 1 crafting component and use it. [+1 Bvo]
>Apiculture a Rank 2 crafting component and use it. [+3 Bvo]
>Apiculture a Rank 3 crafting component and use it. [+5 Bvo]
>Convert a NWU with Infest Tokens. [+1 Bvo]
>Convert a Wrecker with Infest Tokens. [+10 Bvo]
>Defeat a member of an aberrant brood. [+1 Bvo]
>Restore a damaged or D-Formed Map Feature with apicultured components. [+10 Bvo]
>Roll an outcome of 10 on a Crafting roll. [+10 Bvo]
>Defeat or DQ a D-Breaker [+15 Bvo]


D-Breaker Special Objectives
R0ZEGOLD (0/10)
>Craft with a D-Formed Rank 1 component. [+1 Dvo]
>Craft with a D-Formed Rank 2 component. [+3 Dvo]
>Craft with a D-Formed Rank 3 component. [+5 Dvo]
>Fail to Shift through a barrier [+1 Dvo]
>Successfully Shift through a barrier [+5 Dvo; One-Time]
>Successfully Hack to D-Form a Map Feature. [+5 Dvo]
>Suffer a D-Crisis. [+5 Dvo; One-Time]
>Cause another Wrecker to suffer D-Crisis by inflicting Warp. [+5 Dvo]
>Defeat or DQ a Clastomycete. [+15 Dvo]

CREW CART posted:

Available for 50L to Wreckers Only:




:siren: Wreckers, get Moving! :siren:

Sponsors-Only Map

Theantero
Nov 6, 2011

...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....



HP: 1/2 Move: 2 Scrap: 5 Luxe: 28
DR: 0 Normal / 1 Spectral HazDR: none
Trauma Counter: 0/5
Belt Tokens: 2/4 Med // 0/4 Power // 3/3 Air
Hazard Tokens:

D-Augs: Void Revolution (Subject gains +1 Spectral DR for each time they Return.) // D-ynamo (Gain 1 Warp when hit by an attack.) // Heliopause (Burn tokens instead grant Warp.)
Augs [1/1]: Adrenal Accelerator (LVL2) (When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted; Power Move grants +1 additional movement.)
Minions:
-

R0ZEG0LD blinks as Fhievel twists and distorts and then disappears somewhere Between.

"OH✨ ARE YOU❤️ GOING SOMEWHERE🌠 🍮🐝FHIEVEL🐝🍯"

She waves at where the Hiver used to be.

"ARIGHT✨ BUT DON'T💗 TAKE✨ TOO LONG~🎵"

She turns to the new rig, even as [shamble]s rain from the trapdoors in the ceiling the turrets and cameras ought to have made their entrances from.

"WE✨ STILL HAVE💞 SOME MINIONS♟ TO FOUL♣️ VILLAINY♠️ TO CLEAN💖 UP❣️"


MOV: Move as thus: E04 -> F04 -> E04

Swedish Thaumocracy
Jul 11, 2006

Strength of >800 Men
Honor of 0
Grimey Drawer
WRECKER 4: Miiranda 5a.m.



CASHE: 1x CS mk1 in Starting Hex.

Stats:
HP: 2/3(4) Move: 2+1
DR: 0| HazDR: | TN: 4+1
CRED: 0 | Declared: YEETCorp
Belt Tokens: 1/3 Med // 1/3 Power // 2/3 Air
Scrap: 0 Luxe: 8
Hazard Tokens: 2BREAK/1RADS

Alterations:
Mutation - Luminous Excreta: ACT to restore 3 HP to a target other than the user in the same hex (+1 per Rad); target receives 1 Rad.
Aug - Trauma Webbing: Spend all Med Units to reduce damage from a single combat sequence or hazard by the number of Units spent.


Class Abilities:
Manhandles: 1d6/1 base melee attack
Brawl: +1up/1dmg per empty weapon slot (currently +1up/1dmg)
Counter: Power Attacks add pre-DR incoming damage to outgoing damage.
Unfettered: +1 MOV and +1 TN if no armour is equipped. (Currently ACTIVE)


---

Miiranda 5a.m. hesitated as her dVice beeped with encrypted coms. So, there were wreckers nearby after all! And one of them had a lead on the local lungbandit. She clutched the coupon she had found in her metal hand and allowed herself a moment to dream of new and exciting augments, or even an impromptu-lift on the inhibitor clamps the production crew had put on her to negate any "unfair advantages" that came with artificial life. But all that would have to come later she decided, as a quick detour was necessary to ensure her new contract wasn't immediately breached.

MOV: C03 -> D03 (rig silo) People in scan range may peek!

charms
Oct 14, 2012


12 - Siliconitis de Weezer

(x)

Sorry about the noACT, fanz. I had to pay an installment on my pizza debt.

MOV: 608 → 508 → 507

vorebane
Feb 2, 2009

"I like Ur and Kavodel and Enki being nice to people for some reason."

Wrong Voter amongst wrong voters

6. Clank Beststrike





Clank Beststrike: HP: 5/5 Move: 2 Scrap: 0 Current Base DR: 2 Current TN: 4 Weapons 1/2
Belt resources: Medical Units: 0 Power: 0 Air: 3
Tokens:
1 Poison

Augmentations: Limit: 5
Jacklegs: +1 move

CS Suite II: CS Medical
Slots: 2
Grogutz, Hardlight Decoy

Hrm. Maybe that scan was a fool's game, Clank didn't know how he was going to get all this slime off now.

MOV: AIM

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TheNabster
Apr 26, 2014

"Today I will cause problems on purpose"
WRECKER 1: The Confessor II

(Missing)



HP: 4/4 Move: 2 Scrap: 2 Luxe: 45L
DR: 3 HazDR: none
Belt Tokens: 2/3 Med // 2W/3 Power // 1/3 Air
Augs [2/1]:
(Aug) Adrenal Accelerator (LVL1) When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted.
(Aug) Mesocortolimbic Staple: Functions as L2 CredENT and makes YEET units Neutral; successful attacks against YEET units cause 1 damage (post-DR) to the subject, but subject may ACT:Work to receive 5L (7 Boosted).
(Mut) Catalytic Vestibule: fENC: Spend 2 Hazard tokens to add +Burn to subject’s next attack.
(Mut) Radical Prognathis: Gain a melee attack: 1d10/2 Brutal
Mire Set Bonus (2): Poison DR +1
Wreckpedia: +2 Synths


[And that just leaves you so will you hand back what belongs to me or am I going to put my entire clawed foot up your rear exit passage and wear you as a shoe?]

MOV: Aim

Patrons and Observers, The Confessor requires lots of scrap and means to acquire it.
Sincerely, The Confessor

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