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Theantero
Nov 6, 2011

...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....
WRECKER 7: Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD



HP: 1/2 Move: 2 Scrap: 5 Luxe: 38
DR: 0 Normal / 1 Spectral HazDR: none
Trauma Counter: 0/5
Belt Tokens: 1/4 Med // 0/4 Power // 3/3 Air
Hazard Tokens:
-
D-Augs: Void Revolution (Subject gains +1 Spectral DR for each time they Return.) // D-ynamo (Gain 1 Warp when hit by an attack.) // Heliopause (Burn tokens instead grant Warp.)
Augs [1/1]: Adrenal Accelerator (LVL2) (When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted; Power Move grants +1 additional movement.)
Minions:
-

R0ZEG0LD opens her eyes. She is laying on her back, staring up at the obviously annoyed Strikebreakr leering down at her. With a giggle, she jumps back on her feet.

"THAT✨ SURE WAS⭐ A LOT OF ❤️LOVE❤️~🎵"

"SOMETIMES✨ I SURPRISE💝 EVEN MYSELF❤️"

She throws a kiss towards the Strikebreakr, before shifting away with a twirl.


Scan Range Gang can peek
MOV: Move as thus: C03 -> C02 -> C01

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sheep-dodger
Feb 21, 2013

WRECKER 11: Liselotte Anna Maria Wilhelmina Eun-Kyung von Habsburg-Orleans



Liselotte Anna Maria Wilhelmina Eun-Kyung von Habsburg-Orleans: HP: 1/3/4 Move: 2 Scrap: 0 Current DR: 2 Current TN: 4
Belt resources: Medical Units: 1 Power: 0 Air: 3
Tokens:
1 Rad, 1 Spore, 1 Buff

Augmentations: Limit: 1
Charged Myoservos: Subject ignores the first downscale against them in a Round.

CS Suite II:
Slots: 2
CS-Loyalty: Familiar Limit +1
CS-Medical: Automatically spend a Med unit when damaged

Item reload status:

Retainers&Familiars:
Limit: 5

Mov: Aim

sheep-dodger fucked around with this message at 16:13 on Apr 22, 2024

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.
WRECKER 3: Fhievel

    [HP 3/3] [Move 2] [HazDR 0] [MED 1/3] [POWER 0/3] [AIR 3/3] [SCRAP 5] [LUXE -5] TOKENS: 3 Warp
    Aug - Heuristic Precognizer: Subject may reroll 1 die per Round.
    Mutation - Pugnopalp: Gain a melee attack - 1d4/2, +Up per Scrap held Currently at 1d14/2
    Hiver - BVolution: Unique Challenge List
    Hiver - Busy Bee: +1 to Craft Rolls
    Hiver - Apiculture: ACT to transform Consumable, Key Item, or Schematic into Hiver version.
    D-Mutation - Strange Mood: Any tokens inflicted by the subject, by Improv actions by the subject, or by an item crafted by the subject, are instead Warp tokens.
Fhievel panicked, then looked around. Blinking twice, slowly, Fhievel went west-ish.

MOV E04-E03-D03

Dog Kisser fucked around with this message at 19:00 on Apr 22, 2024

Bee Bonk
Feb 19, 2011




1. The Confessor II
Movement to A04.
[Kiwi Bronze] Security Level 1



2. Chuckles Imin
Cradle Launch! to 207.
[12L paid for rapid transit]
Thank you for choosing BallistaBLU…have a Ballistic day!
[GuavaGold] Security Level 3




3. Fhievel
Movement to D03 .
Gattahell is here.
[CitronSilver] Security Level 2




4. Miiranda 5A.M.
Movement to C01 .
R0ZEG0LD is here.
[Utility] Security Level 0



6. Clank Beststrike
Movement to D09 .
[Crater] Security Level 0; requires Jump/Fly/Shift/Pull to enter another hex type.



7. Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD
Shift to C01 .
Miiranda is here.
[Utility] Security Level 0



8. Jennywine Cellardoor
Movement HALT at 914.
Buzzcaw is here.
[Kiwi Bronze] Security Level 1



9. Upyrass Gattahell
Movement to D03 .
Fhievel is here.
[CitronSilver] Security Level 2




10. “Buzzcaw” Buzz Cawley
Movement HALT at 914.
Jennywine is here.
[Kiwi Bronze] Security Level 1



11. Liselotte
Liselotte takes Aim!
[Crater] Security Level 0; requires Jump/Fly/Shift/Pull to enter another hex type.
(2/5HP)<SPR>(3/5HP)<BRN>


12. Siliconitis
Siliconitis takes Aim!
Morale Units enter the hex!
GoGettRs enter the hex!
[GuavaGold] Security Level 3






:siren: Wreckers, resolve Encounters! :siren:





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Swedish Thaumocracy
Jul 11, 2006

Strength of >800 Men
Honor of 0
Grimey Drawer
WRECKER 4: Miiranda 5a.m.



CASHE: 1x CS mk1 in Starting Hex.

Stats:
HP: 3/3(4) Move: 2+1
DR: 0| HazDR: | TN: 4+1
CRED: 0 | Declared: YEETCorp
Belt Tokens: 0/3 Med // 1/3 Power // 2/3 Air
Scrap: 0 Luxe: 8
Hazard Tokens: 2BREAK/1RADS

Alterations:
Mutation - Luminous Excreta: ACT to restore 3 HP to a target other than the user in the same hex (+1 per Rad); target receives 1 Rad.
Aug - Trauma Webbing: Spend all Med Units to reduce damage from a single combat sequence or hazard by the number of Units spent.


Class Abilities:
Manhandles: 1d6/1 base melee attack
Brawl: +1up/1dmg per empty weapon slot (currently +0up/0dmg)
Counter: Power Attacks add pre-DR incoming damage to outgoing damage.
Unfettered: +1 MOV and +1 TN if no armour is equipped. (Currently ACTIVE)


---

Miiranda 5a.m. cartwheeled onto the platform, stopping by DK064 Brute that acknowledged her CREDentials with a grunt of mutual employment. "Can I Get a little Yeet?!" she requested gleefully, before jumping onto its hulking frame and perching in its arms, preparing her rifle for another sick trick-shot. Hopefully it would actually throw her into the air and not do something crazy like slam dunk her into poison, but hey, what is showbiz without risks?

Ranged Power Attack to Striker 1 in C02 : 1d10 4

--

Miiranda 5a.m. noticed R0ZEGOLD only once the fighting died down, but when she did she was ecstatic. "Diver R0ZEGOLD! I'm thrilled to finally meet you! Your acrobatics are inspiring, I held an entire workshop based on your antics on MIRE! Why I must have spent three weeks attempting to replicate that dissolving dive of yours before i figured out it was impossible without a warpstorm or propriety AoTech - and GEN wouldn't cash out for either."

Theantero
Nov 6, 2011

...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....



HP: 1/2 Move: 2 Scrap: 5 Luxe: 38
DR: 0 Normal / 1 Spectral HazDR: none
Trauma Counter: 0/5
Belt Tokens: 1/4 Med // 0/4 Power // 3/3 Air
Hazard Tokens:
-
D-Augs: Void Revolution (Subject gains +1 Spectral DR for each time they Return.) // D-ynamo (Gain 1 Warp when hit by an attack.) // Heliopause (Burn tokens instead grant Warp.)
Augs [1/1]: Adrenal Accelerator (LVL2) (When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted; Power Move grants +1 additional movement.)
Minions:
-

"DIVER✨ 🤸‍♀️💛MIIRANDA🧡👑❣️"

R0ZEG0LD squeals as she emerges and is addressed by her colleague.

"SHAME✨ YOU❤️ WEREN'T THERE⭐"

"AS✨ THE MOST GRACEFUL💖 DIVER✨, I'M❤️ SURE YOU❤️ COULD'VE DONE THAT💗 MOVE EVEN BETTER⭐ THAN I❤️ DID❣️"

"OH✨ IT'S SO 💛GOOD💛 TO BE ADVENTURING🌠 TOGETHER💞 AGAIN~🎵"

The D-Breaker blinks a few times, as if recalling something.

"SPEAKING✨ OF WHICH⭐"

"YOU✨ FORGOT YOUR❤️ TIARA👑 THE LAST TIME WE💕 MET⭐"

She produces a strange trinket from somewhere, and promptly presses it on the other Wrecker's forehead. Immediately a D-glamor takes hold.



"OH✨ MY✨"

R0ZEG0LD takes a few steps back to admire her friend's new look.

"YOU✨ LOOK EVEN MORE💗 AMAZING💖 THAN BACK🌠 THEN❣️"

"I'VE✨ LEARNED📙 A COUPLE NEW🌟 TRICKS💖 TOO THOUGH⭐"

A wink.

"JUST✨ IN CASE💗 YOU❤️ THOUGHT I❤️ WAS LAGGING💖 BEHIND~🎵"

"WATCH✨ THIS✨"

A twirl later, R0ZEG0LD is standing in front of the enemy Rig, her hands on her hips in a power pose.

"HEED✨ ME❤️, O ♟⬛SERVANT OF DARKNESS⬛♟"

"FOR✨ I❤️ COMMAND THEE🖤, IN THE NAME💖 OF ALL💕 THAT IS 💛GOOD💛 AND ❤️‍🔥JUST❤️‍🔥"

She extends a hand towards the machine, palm spread wide.

"TO✨ HALT❣️"

fENC: Mimic Icebreakr talent: Phreak
ENC: Phreak the DK064 Brute [1d6]=2

vorebane
Feb 2, 2009

"I like Ur and Kavodel and Enki being nice to people for some reason."

Wrong Voter amongst wrong voters
6. Clank Beststrike





Clank Beststrike: HP: 1/5 Move: 2 Scrap: 5 Current Base DR: 2 Current TN: 4 Weapons 1/2
Belt resources: Medical Units: 0 Power: 0 Air: 3
Tokens:
3 Poison

Augmentations: Limit: 5
Jacklegs: +1 move

CS Suite II: CS Medical
Slots: 2
Grogutz, Hardlight Decoy

The crater wall loomed above Clank. Clinging there, watching the junker, was a creature that reminded Clank of one he had fought in Youtroid combat simulators. Long legged, shelled, less teeth than this one. Wonder if it only jumps sideways, to- oh nop- *smack*

smacking that Pouncing Horror!!: 1d4 2

TheNabster
Apr 26, 2014

"Today I will cause problems on purpose"
WRECKER 1: The Confessor II





HP: 4/4 Move: 2 Scrap: 2 Luxe: 45L
DR: 3 HazDR: none
Belt Tokens: 2/3 Med // 0/3 Power // 1/3 Air
Augs [2/1]:
(Aug) Adrenal Accelerator (LVL1) When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted.
(Aug) Mesocortolimbic Staple: Functions as L2 CredENT and makes YEET units Neutral; successful attacks against YEET units cause 1 damage (post-DR) to the subject, but subject may ACT:Work to receive 5L (7 Boosted).
(Mut) Catalytic Vestibule: fENC: Spend 2 Hazard tokens to add +Burn to subject’s next attack.
(Mut) Radical Prognathis: Gain a melee attack: 1d10/2 Brutal
Mire Set Bonus (2): Poison DR +1
Wreckpedia: +2 Synths

Bursting into the new Module brandishing his weapons The Confessor finds, absolutely nothing except a Quest Giver.

He puts his weapons down and sighs deeply.

ENC: Boost

Patrons and Observers, The Confessor requires lots of scrap and means to acquire it.
Sincerely, The Confessor

Scribbleykins
Apr 29, 2010

Any scientist with the right background can brew his own booze.

...

What do you mean electrolytes aren't used for brewing booze? That's silly!

...

Well when all you have are chunks of TNE and an overly large water ration, all the world looks like a still!
Grimey Drawer
WRECKER 9: Upyrass Gattahell


x1x1x1

HP: 4/4 | MV: 2 | DR: 0 (2-1-1) | HazDR: 0 | Hit TN: 5 | Scrap: 5 | Luxe: 48 | Kills: 9 | Heat: 4
Belt: 2/3 Med | 0/4 Power | 3/3 Air | Weapons: 2/2 | Minions: 1/2 | Scans: +1 Beast, +3 Synth, +1 Mutant | Rig Power: 0/3
Aug - Spinal Array: +1 Scan Range

"Funglung hock."

Gattahell was giving the Go-Getters the full Foul & Obnoxious Language 101 treatment when she spotted the Fhievel unit trundling along while looking lost - and instantly hit the comms buzzer.

"Ay! Any wits bout ya, beemans? Den harass dese loadlegged layabouts - make widdey's ducken and covva!"

Eyeing two risk vectors for the Go Getters to make her vehicle crash and burn, she nevertheless grinned and reached for the release hatch. With a hiss and shtunk, she was out - and her gun lowered to face the fuckless fools. Downrange went fastball volley after volley of wall-melting goodness and the rektologist saw the pair run for hardened cover while a buzzingly excited and order-boosted Fhievel - cheeks over-stuffed with scrap - went in for reckless headbutts.

It made the two GGs take a page from Gatta's recent lesson and swear up a storm as they ran, plans floundering, their go-bag of dirty tricks made near to useless for the moment.

"Thot ya ready fa Gatta? Try mess her up jest 'fore her ride get proppa leggens? Best be dreamen on, cuz it ent hap."

freeENC: Pop Hatch
ENC: Suppress (SpinCyclr, if applies)

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.
WRECKER 3: Fhievel

    [HP 3/3] [Move 2] [HazDR 0] [MED 1/3] [POWER 0/3] [AIR 3/3] [SCRAP 5] [LUXE -5] TOKENS: 3 Warp
    Aug - Heuristic Precognizer: Subject may reroll 1 die per Round.
    Mutation - Pugnopalp: Gain a melee attack - 1d4/2, +Up per Scrap held Currently at 1d14/2
    Hiver - BVolution: Unique Challenge List
    Hiver - Busy Bee: +1 to Craft Rolls
    Hiver - Apiculture: ACT to transform Consumable, Key Item, or Schematic into Hiver version.
    D-Mutation - Strange Mood: Any tokens inflicted by the subject, by Improv actions by the subject, or by an item crafted by the subject, are instead Warp tokens.
Fhievel fled into the hex, saw Gattahell, and immediately imprinted. They listened mutely to their orders, nodded, and said: "What?"

ENC Suppress

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker
WRECKER 2: Chuckles Imin
Utilities 1/2

Armor 1/1

Weapons 0/2

Minions 0/2

Key Items 0/-, Crafting Components 0/-, Consumables 2/-


Death cache:



Aug 2/5
Heuristic Precognizer: Subject may reroll 1 die per Round.
Assault Drill: Gain a melee attack - 1d8/2P +Junk.

Classic Prestige Ready.

Icebreakr abilities:
Elite: Basic hack die is D8
Phreak: Suppress is replaced by a hack roll to control.
Exploit: fACT to swap any two resource unit tracks, tokenized units are not swapped.
I'm In: Hacked features award valuable mods and consumables.

HP: 2/2
MP: 2/2
HEAT: 1/5
Scrap: 0
Luxe: 1

Tokens:

Resource Changes this turn:

Corpses in starting hex:

:siren: Cheevo Unlocked: :siren:
Slüüs
>Long Jump: Move at least 5 hexes in one MOV phase.

Chuckles took in the three high-tier noncombat combatants, and saw they were about to be joined by a gang of gelatinous goofolk. It was time to get phreaky with some slime, the Icebreakr choosing the biggest, nastiest GLOB-type for Assuming Direct Control.

ENC: Target one of the GLOB-types generated by the Globrawlrs with Phreak. Targeting criteria for choosing a GLOB-type in order:

1. Able to kill the Badmin outright this turn.
2. Able to kill Chuckles outright this turn.
3. The most advanced form, anything bigger than an UPGLOB over an UPGLOB, UPGLOB over a GLOB.
4. The deadliest attack in terms of damage.
5. The most tokens inflicted.

Phreak hack one of the glob-types as per targeting criteria: 1d8 5

HactGLOB ENC: Attack the Badmin

charms
Oct 14, 2012


12 - Siliconitis de Weezer
(+)


yo :thisagain:

ENC: Cover

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

WRECKER 10: "Buzzcaw" Buzz Cawley




Aug - Spinal Array: +1 Scan Range
HP 1/3

"When you've got a stubborn mech infestation, all you need to do is,

ENC: Basic improv: 1d6 5'

"Dig around their foundations and the mined-out ground around them should just cave right in."

Sinkhole, hostiles first, left to right: 4#1d8 8 5 2 6

"Well, looks like I missed the big guy but these things happen."

fENC: Deploying bomb

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
WRECKER 8: Jennywine Cellardoor, Rookie Horrific


pre:
Scrap: 11	Luxe: 07	HEAT: LVL 2	Sponsor: n/a	Sponsor Luxe: n/a
JC-HP: 2/3	JC-Move: 2	JC-DR: 2 DR (+CSMedical)	JC-HazDR: Horrific
 [Horrific Talent #1] Extremophile - Immune to HP loss from Rad or Poison.
 [Horrific Talent #2] Molto Bene - Gaining an Aug instead causes Molting.
 [Horrific Talent #3] Hangry - Salvaging a non-synthetic restores 1HP.
⊕︀ [Mutation #1] Breed Talent - Tongue Lash: Gain a melee attack - 1d6/2 Pull
⊕︀ [Mutation #2] Vox Mutandis - Mutants are Neutral to the subject, and may be recruited with a successful Negotiation ACT; Non-mutants are always hostile.
Belt Tokens: 
⦿ Med:		1/3 
⦿ Power:	3 -> 1/3 
⦿ Air:		2/3 
 HAZ Tokens: 	none
Wrecker Gear:
Armor [1/1)]: Combat Suite 2 (2 DR Armor. freeANY: Discard to restore any 1 Resource of choice)
 1/2 Armor Mods: CS Medical (Automatically spend a med when damaged)
Weapons [1/2]: Pinchlongr 1d6/0 +Pull1 +Mug melee attack. 2POW: +Upscale Mug
Utility [1/2]: GroGutz (Heal ACT restores +1HP) 
Utility [2/2]: Hardlight Decoy (fENC, 1+XPOW: Incoming attacks have a (1+X)/4 chance to miss)
Minions [0/2]: none
Consumables: Candid Cane, Root.CAK
Crafting Components: Machined Parts, Durable Components
Key Items: L1 CredENT (KiwiBronze security access)
    Notes: none
"Whuoops~!"

A series of pratfalls sent Jennywine and Cawley tumbling... the security rig was not going to be an easy goalpost to hurdle.

ENC:
> FreeENC: Jennywine activates Hardlight Decoy for 2POW!
> Jennywine Improvises!: 1d6 5 Sinkhole!
> Jennywine Improvises: Sinkhole vs Gamma Enforcer, Preventigat, and Preventicam!: 3#1d6 3 4 4 - 2 Hits! +Disable3 to Preventigat and Preventicam!
> Jennywine Improvises: Sinkhole vs Buzz "Buzzcaw" Cawley: 1d6 2 - Miss!

sheep-dodger
Feb 21, 2013

WRECKER 11: Liselotte Anna Maria Wilhelmina Eun-Kyung von Habsburg-Orleans



Liselotte Anna Maria Wilhelmina Eun-Kyung von Habsburg-Orleans: HP: 1/3/4 Move: 2 Scrap: 0 Current DR: 2 Current TN: 4
Belt resources: Medical Units: 1 Power: 0 Air: 3
Tokens:
1 Rad, 1 Spore, 1 Buff

Augmentations: Limit: 1
Charged Myoservos: Subject ignores the first downscale against them in a Round.

CS Suite II:
Slots: 2
CS-Loyalty: Familiar Limit +1
CS-Medical: Automatically spend a Med unit when damaged

Item reload status:

Retainers&Familiars:
Limit: 5

fENC: Cover
ENC: Aimed Attack vs TrogHo using DPM Pistol: 1d10 10

Bee Bonk
Feb 19, 2011





1. The Confessor II
Confessor Boosts ACT!


2. Chuckles Imin

Challenge Completion posted:

Long Jump: Move at least 5 hexes in one MOV phase.
Chuckles +10L
Sluus +5L
GLOBrawler 1 sends out Tentackler!

GLOBrawler 1 cheers on Tentackler!
GLOBrawler 2 cheers on Tentackler!
Chuckles Phreaks Tentackler!
Tentackler hits Badmin! Backlash!
[Double Attack] Tentackler hits Badmin! Backlash!
GLOBrawler 2 sends out Snadgespore!

GLOBrawler 1 cheers on Snadgespore!
GLOBrawler 2 cheers on Snadgespore!
Badmin delegates an attack to Snadgespore!
Snadgespore hits Chuckles!
Snadgespore hits Chuckles!

Chuckles takes 4 damage (reduced from 6) and 4 Poison!
Tentackler takes 4 damage and is destroyed!
Badmin takes 5 Damage (reduced from 8) and is destroyed!
:siren: Chuckles is Down :siren:

Wrecker Down posted:


Death Cache at 207 is unlocked!
Death Cache at A14 is lost!
10L is awarded to surviving Wreckers!
13L is transfered to Wrecker Retirement Fund!


3. Fhievel / 9. Upyrass Gattahell
Gattahell pops Hatch!
Gattahell lays down Suppression!
Fhievel lays down Suppression!
Go-Getter 1 Improvises…Exposed Conduits overload!
>Gattahell’s Launcher avoids the hazard!
Go-Getter 2 Improvises!…Red Barrels explode!
>Fhievel can’t be hit!
>Gattahell can’t be hit!
>Gattahell’s Launcher avoids damage!


4. Miiranda 5A.M. / 7. Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD
R0ZEG0LD Mimics [IceBreakR]Phreak…R0ZEG0LD takes 1 damage!
>CS-Medtek spends 1 Med to restore 1 HP!
R0ZEG0LD attempts to Phreak Brute…failure!
Brute smashes the groundSinkhole collapses!
>Miiranda is hit!
>R0ZEG0LD avoids the hazard!
>WeldR is hit!
Brute misses R0ZEG0LD!
Miiranda is Incapacitated!
WeldR hits R0ZEG0LD!

R0ZEGOLD takes 2 Warp!


6. Clank Beststrike
Clank misses Horror!
Horror misses Clank!


8. Jennywine Cellardoor / 10. “Buzzcaw” Buzz Cawley
PreventiCam assists YEET!
PreventiGat lays down Suppression!
[Evasion+] Jennywine activates Hardlight Decoy!
Buzzcaw Improvises…Sinkhole collapses!
>PreventiCam is hit!
>PreventiGat is hit!
>Enforcer avoids the hazard!
>Jennywine is hit, but is saved by Hardlight Decoy!
Buzzcaw deploys Remote Bomb!
Jennywine Improvises…Sinkhole collapses!
>PreventiCam avoids the hazard!
>PreventiGat avoids the hazard!
>Enforcer avoids the hazard!
>Buzzcaw avoids the hazard!
PreventiGat is Incapacitated!
Enforcer hits Buzzcaw!

Buzzcaw takes 4 damage (reduced from 5)!
:siren: Buzzcaw is Down! :siren:

Wrecker Down posted:


Death Cache at 914 is unlocked!
15L is awarded to surviving Wreckers!
5L is transfered to Wrecker Retirement Fund!


11. Liselotte
[Coverfire] Liselotte hits TrogHo!
TrogHo hits Liselotte!
PouncHo misses Liselotte!

Liselotte takes no damage (reduced from 2)!
TrogHo takes 2 damage and is destroyed!


12. Siliconitis
Siliconitis takes Cover!
Morale Unit 1 Buffs YEET!
Morale Unit 2 Buffs YEET!
Morale Unit 1 hits Siliconitis!
Morale Unit 2 hits Siliconitis!
Go-Getter 1 hits Siliconitis!
Go-Getter 2 hits Siliconitis!
Go-Getter 3 hits Siliconitis!

Siliconitis takes 6 Damage (reduced from 8)!
:siren: Siliconitis is Down! :siren:

Wrecker Down posted:


Death Cache at 507 is unlocked!
20L is awarded to surviving Wreckers!
5L is transfered to Wrecker Retirement Fund!






:siren: Wreckers, take Action! :siren:





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Bee Bonk fucked around with this message at 21:58 on Apr 24, 2024

Swedish Thaumocracy
Jul 11, 2006

Strength of >800 Men
Honor of 0
Grimey Drawer
WRECKER 4: Miiranda 5a.m.



CASHE: 1x CS mk1 in Starting Hex.

Stats:
HP: 3/3(4) Move: 2+1
DR: 0| HazDR: | TN: 4+1
CRED: 0 | Declared: YEETCorp
Belt Tokens: 0/3 Med // 1/3 Power // 2/3 Air
Scrap: 0 Luxe: 53
Hazard Tokens: 2BREAK/1RADS

Alterations:
Mutation - Luminous Excreta: ACT to restore 3 HP to a target other than the user in the same hex (+1 per Rad); target receives 1 Rad.
Aug - Trauma Webbing: Spend all Med Units to reduce damage from a single combat sequence or hazard by the number of Units spent.


Class Abilities:
Manhandles: 1d6/1 base melee attack
Brawl: +1up/1dmg per empty weapon slot (currently +0up/0dmg)
Counter: Power Attacks add pre-DR incoming damage to outgoing damage.
Unfettered: +1 MOV and +1 TN if no armour is equipped. (Currently ACTIVE)


---

Miiranda 5a.m. was flung into the air with such force that she missed her shot entirely, but what happened next took her mind entirely away from such trivialities.

"My own Tiara?! squee!" "Oh, right, Kayfabe." "Ah, my Tiara! You are so kind to remember, Diver R0ZEGOLD!"

Leaping right back into the brutes arms for 'another go', she is thrown bodily into the air even as the D-Glamour takes hold.



📦 Delivering Justice ⚖️ at the Speed of Yeet 🌠, 🏋🏿‍♀️🧘🏿‍♀️ Miiranda 5.a.m. 🧘🏿‍♀️🏋🏿‍♀️ 🤿 DIVER FORME: 🤿 AMBERHONEY 🍯Transformation!

ACT: N/A - Incapped
fACT: Apply Patreon Glamours!
fACT: Swapmeet ROOT.CAK to R0ZEGOLD

Arcanuse
Mar 15, 2019

[20L][1x Gamma Crate]
"This isn't how we usually do things, but 'sudden financial windfalls' don't happen every day either."

Olmecha Purchase! posted:

Olmecha Shopping Cart:
[25L][Slotdrone](Delivered to Upyrass Gattahell)
-[20L][Olmecha Exclusive "OM-WEAPON MOD"/"OM-GARDENSHEAR"]
-[05L][Second Item]
-[13L][Assist Flare]
-----
[63L][Total Cost]
-[20L][Olmecha Burgerobotics][20L>00L]
-[28L][Upyrass Gattahell][93L>65L]
-[15L][Fhievel][40L>25L]

Olmecha Gift? posted:

[1x Gamma Crate to Fhievel]
"The Flare (and crate) are for Fhievel. I politely request would-be Fhievel-sponsors to wait for this transactions completion."
"In other news, we'll be reviewing surviving Wreckers for a Gardenshear of their very own."
"If interested, give us a call and we'll give your case a priority review. Ciao!"

Scribbleykins
Apr 29, 2010

Any scientist with the right background can brew his own booze.

...

What do you mean electrolytes aren't used for brewing booze? That's silly!

...

Well when all you have are chunks of TNE and an overly large water ration, all the world looks like a still!
Grimey Drawer
WRECKER 9: Upyrass Gattahell


x1x1x1

HP: 4/4 | MV: 2 | DR: 0 (2-1-1) | HazDR: 0 | Hit TN: 5 | Scrap: 5 | Luxe: 93 (+45) | Kills: 9 | Heat: 4
Belt: 2/3 Med | 0/4 Power | 3/3 Air | Weapons: 2/2 | Minions: 1/2 | Scans: +1 Beast, +3 Synth, +2 (+1) Mutant | Rig Power: 0/3
Aug - Spinal Array: +1 Scan Range

"Shornshaven ungulater."

Go-Getters foiled for now, Gatta interfaced with the Rig Silo with visible satisfaction as finally - finally - there were no more interruptions and the thing saw something like proper use in a Wrecking Crew. Not even the news of her fellow wreckers dying left and right could quite dampen her mood - if anything, her luxe buffer was getting nicely glutted, which meant - yup, there was her new overlord BurgoMeister, right on time, keen to show off the newest hot com-moddie on the market.

With expertise from her cram schooled Rektology Gattahell focused on kickstarting the PAS Silo machinery, and set it to extract some unneeded bits while moving her Rig into position. As heavy metal machinery whirred and slotted in and out all around her, she looked to the Fhievel unit creeping closer for further orders and gave a rare smile.

"Nice work beemans, Gatta's grate effay. Now spick de GLOB-crud from her diggens. Even ya kind betta get bittums fa buzzwork, so take de schema and de glitzblade."

freeSCAN: Tight Scan Go-Getter (+Mutant Scan)
ACT: Use Silo interactions: Boosted (Hack Wreckord) Outfit Rig: Mobility Aid (-5$) + Transfer Reti-Tool into Schematic
freeSWAP: Pass Holofoil and extracted Reti-Tool Schematic to Fhievel

Theantero
Nov 6, 2011

...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....
WRECKER 7: Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD



HP: 1/2 Move: 2 Scrap: 5 Luxe: 83
DR: 0 Normal / 1 Spectral HazDR: none
Trauma Counter: 0/5
Belt Tokens: 0/4 Med // 0/4 Power // 3/3 Air
Hazard Tokens:

D-Augs: Void Revolution (Subject gains +1 Spectral DR for each time they Return.) // D-ynamo (Gain 1 Warp when hit by an attack.) // Heliopause (Burn tokens instead grant Warp.)
Augs [1/1]: Adrenal Accelerator (LVL2) (When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted; Power Move grants +1 additional movement.)
Minions:
-

R0ZEG0LD leaps into the air with a hissed little 'tsk' as the enemy Rig, after a few seconds of abject confusion, slams its fists into the ground with mechanical fury. Her acrobatics see her leap between the thing's arms with relative ease, but Miiranda, with her focus elsewhere, is not as lucky as she tumbles to the floor below, straight into the middle of the unstable electronics in the area.

Bearing witness to this, R0ZEG0LD gasps as her feet land on the Rig's head.

"🤸‍♀️💛MIIRANDA🧡👑❣️❣️❣️"

She takes a moment to grab the welding torch the enemy drone tries to harass her with amidst its repair work, transforming the jet of flame to a golden [string] with a squeeze, that she then twirls around the machine before sending it to the corner of the walkway with a spinkick, where it promptly starts to [shamble].

Soon after, she backflips to the edge of the chasm, fervently looking for her friend

"ARE✨ YOU❤️ ALRIGHT 🤸‍♀️💛MIIRANDA🧡👑❣️"

"DO✨ YOU❤️ NEED HEL-"

R0ZEG0LD is forced backwards, as if pushed by a great force, as Miiranda leaps from the crater, amidst a truly beautiful transformation sequence. The D-breaker can only stare, transfixed in wonder, merely moving a finger to wipe strange shimmering blue particles from under her eye that float for a few moments before sublimating to the void.

Some might say that the warmth in her heart was because of the Plasmiq taking this extended period of relative stillness to treat her entire blood supply with propriatery Cosmiq prophypreservatives and regenerative NuBlood supplements, but they would be wrong.

Swapmeet: Accept ROOT.CAK from Miiranda
ACT: Boosted (Adrenal Accelerator) Recharge for 2 Med (+1 from Plasmiq)
fACT: Mimic Neo-Soldat Talent: Elan (Recharge) (Medtek activates)
fACT: Recharge for 1 Med (+1 from Plasmiq)

TheNabster
Apr 26, 2014

"Today I will cause problems on purpose"
WRECKER 1: The Confessor II





HP: 4/4 Move: 2 Scrap: 3 Luxe: 90L
DR: 3 HazDR: none
Belt Tokens: 2/3 Med // 0/3 Power // 1/3 Air
Augs [2/1]:
(Aug) Adrenal Accelerator (LVL1) When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted.
(Aug) Mesocortolimbic Staple: Functions as L2 CredENT and makes YEET units Neutral; successful attacks against YEET units cause 1 damage (post-DR) to the subject, but subject may ACT:Work to receive 5L (7 Boosted).
(Mut) Catalytic Vestibule: fENC: Spend 2 Hazard tokens to add +Burn to subject’s next attack.
(Mut) Radical Prognathis: Gain a melee attack: 1d10/2 Brutal
Mire Set Bonus (2): Poison DR +1
Wreckpedia: +2 Synths

[You wish for me to subvert the synthetic units of YEETcorp?]

The chip in his brain was reminding him that union activity within is environs was a class 3 punishable offense and tampering with corporate equipment was a severe violation of his contract.

The vibrating, incandescently angry part of his brain that was screaming against thoughts that weren't his own saw it as an opportunity to get back at that one machine that nerve stapled him and shook the Pamphleteers hand immediately. And got a quick scan on whilst he was at it.

ACT: Accept Mission
fACT: Boosted Tight Scan on Pamphleteer (+1 Mutant Scan?) and Wide Scan

Patrons and Observers, The Confessor requires lots of scrap and means to acquire it.
Sincerely, The Confessor

TheNabster fucked around with this message at 18:10 on Apr 25, 2024

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker



"My, that's quite the setback for team Wrecker. When was the last time three got endstated at once? Perhaps it's time we took a more... active part in proceedings, yes?"

A few gestures towards a DisplayR as a projection of a certain item flickers into existence and rotates.



"Let's go into active sponsorship, and bring back that handy little RecyclR bomb from that previous heap. Attention wreckers! Make your requests for sponsorship. One of you will be heard."

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.
WRECKER 3: Fhievel

    [HP 3/3] [Move 2] [HazDR 0] [MED 1/3] [POWER 0/3] [AIR 3/3] [SCRAP 5] [LUXE 40] TOKENS: 3 Warp
    Aug - Heuristic Precognizer: Subject may reroll 1 die per Round.
    Mutation - Pugnopalp: Gain a melee attack - 1d4/2, +Up per Scrap held Currently at 1d14/2
    Hiver - BVolution: Unique Challenge List
    Hiver - Busy Bee: +1 to Craft Rolls
    Hiver - Apiculture: ACT to transform Consumable, Key Item, or Schematic into Hiver version.
    D-Mutation - Strange Mood: Any tokens inflicted by the subject, by Improv actions by the subject, or by an item crafted by the subject, are instead Warp tokens.
Fhievel, hard at work scraping off some stubborn grime and exuding repair fluids into Gattahell's rig, cranked their neck skyward as though to stare at Gureyevitch Solutions headquarters and waved. "Hi! I could use some more Scrap! Also a bomb couldn't hurt! I mean, it could, but probably not me or my boss!"

ACT Fix Break on Gattahell
fACT: Request Sponsorship (after delivery ideally)

vorebane
Feb 2, 2009

"I like Ur and Kavodel and Enki being nice to people for some reason."

Wrong Voter amongst wrong voters
6. Clank Beststrike





Clank Beststrike: HP: 1/5 Move: 2 Scrap: 5 Current Base DR: 2 Current TN: 4 Weapons 1/2
Belt resources: Medical Units: 0 Power: 0 Air: 3
Tokens:
3 Poison

Augmentations: Limit: 5
Jacklegs: +1 move

CS Suite II: CS Medical
Slots: 2
Grogutz, Hardlight Decoy

ACT: Recharge Power

Arcanuse
Mar 15, 2019

[00L]
"Confessor II! Your application has been given priority, and is-"
-muttering-
"Oh really?"
-muttering-
"No, no that sounds about right."
-muttering-
"Yes, I'll inform them. Will this make a practical difference?"
-muttering, negative-
"Peachy."

"Apologies for the wait, it seems you were on our books before now?"
"Both on your own merits and, if I'm reviewing this right, the Confessor (I) was a Prospect up until their untimely role-transferal."
"Their account was never actually settled, strangest thing."
"Here, a belated gift from us to you, in honor of Confessor (I)."

Olmecha Purchase! Again! posted:

Olmecha Shopping Cart #2: This is an additional drone order to the first, not an edit or replacement.
[25L][Slotdrone](Delivered to The Confessor II)
-[20L][Olmecha Exclusive "OM-WEAPON MOD"/"OM-GARDENSHEAR"]
-[05L][Second Item]
-[16L][Experimental Motile Biocover: Top Priority]
-----
[66L][Total Cost]
-[00L][Olmecha Burgerobotics][00L>00L]
-[65L][The Confessor II][90L>25L]
-[01L][Upyrass Gattahell][65L>64L]
"Enjoy."

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
WRECKER 8: Jennywine Cellardoor, Rookie Horrific


pre:
Scrap: 11	Luxe: 52	HEAT: LVL 2	Sponsor: n/a	Sponsor Luxe: n/a
JC-HP: 2/3	JC-Move: 2	JC-DR: 2 DR (+CSMedical)	JC-HazDR: Horrific
 [Horrific Talent #1] Extremophile - Immune to HP loss from Rad or Poison.
 [Horrific Talent #2] Molto Bene - Gaining an Aug instead causes Molting.
 [Horrific Talent #3] Hangry - Salvaging a non-synthetic restores 1HP.
⊕︀ [Mutation #1] Breed Talent - Tongue Lash: Gain a melee attack - 1d6/2 Pull
⊕︀ [Mutation #2] Vox Mutandis - Mutants are Neutral to the subject, and may be recruited with a successful Negotiation ACT; Non-mutants are always hostile.
Belt Tokens: 
⦿ Med:		1/3 
⦿ Power:	3/3 
⦿ Air:		2/3 
 HAZ Tokens: 	none
Wrecker Gear:
Armor [1/1)]: Combat Suite 2 (2 DR Armor. freeANY: Discard to restore any 1 Resource of choice)
 1/2 Armor Mods: CS Medical (Automatically spend a med when damaged)
Weapons [1/2]: Pinchlongr 1d6/0 +Pull1 +Mug melee attack. 2POW: +Upscale Mug
Utility [1/2]: GroGutz (Heal ACT restores +1HP) 
Utility [2/2]: Hardlight Decoy (fENC, 1+XPOW: Incoming attacks have a (1+X)/4 chance to miss)
Minions [0/2]: none
Consumables: Candid Cane, Root.CAK
Crafting Components: Machined Parts, Durable Components
Key Items: L1 CredENT (KiwiBronze security access)
    Notes: none
"Big fookin oof."

ACT:
> Jennywine loots Buzzcaw's cache! Discarding CS Armor for 2POW, 1MED!

sheep-dodger
Feb 21, 2013

WRECKER 11: Liselotte Anna Maria Wilhelmina Eun-Kyung von Habsburg-Orleans



Liselotte Anna Maria Wilhelmina Eun-Kyung von Habsburg-Orleans: HP: 1/3/4 Move: 2 Scrap: 0 Current DR: 2 Current TN: 4
Belt resources: Medical Units: 1 Power: 0 Air: 3
Tokens:
1 Rad, 1 Spore

Augmentations: Limit: 1
Charged Myoservos: Subject ignores the first downscale against them in a Round.

CS Suite II:
Slots: 2
CS-Loyalty: Familiar Limit +1
CS-Medical: Automatically spend a Med unit when damaged

Item reload status:

Retainers&Familiars:
Limit: 5

fACT: Recharge 1 Power
ACT: Tame TrogHo
fACT: Mount TrogHo

Bee Bonk
Feb 19, 2011



Sponsor Activity posted:

Olmecha spends 63L(20OB, 28UG, 15F) for SLOTdrone Delivery of OM-Gardenshear and Assist Flare to Gattahell!
Olmecha sends Gamma Sponsor Crate to Fhievel!
Olmecha spends 66L(65C2, 1UG) for SLOTdrone Delivery of OM-Gardenshear and [X]MBC to Confessor!

1. The Confessor II

Scanning…
■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■
Pamphleteer
With Union:
Wages, benefits, and conditions are protected by a legal contract!
Your limbic system cannot be influenced without informed consent!
Unthrottled hepatic function cannot be used as inducement for performance!
PTO is paid to YOU, you don’t pay the company for it!
You are entitled to controlling interest in your genome, regardless of indenture class!
You cannot be dismantled without due process!

Remember: Your boss is not your friend; that is an implant!

■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■
904: Liselotte, Memetic Waste, Pouncing Horror
Scan complete.
Confessor accepts the mission of Pamphleteer!

Mission posted:

[Collective ACTion]
Objective: ACT: Inflame Sentiments in Bronze, Silver, and Utility hexes.
Reward: Unique Mutation, Brandal reputation, Brandal power increase, Mission unlock


3. Fhievel

SWAP posted:

Gattahell gives Holofoil to Fhievel.
Gattahell gives Schematic (Reti-Tool) to Fhievel.
Fhievel removes 1 Break from Gattahell!
Go-Getter escalates…2 Stapled respond!
Go-Getter escalates…GLOBrawler responds!



4. Miiranda 5A.M.

SWAP posted:

Miiranda gives root.cak to R0ZEG0LD.
Miiranda is Incapacitated!
WeldR welds +1 DR to Brute!


6. Clank Beststrike

Clank Recharges Power!


7. Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD

SWAP posted:

Miiranda gives root.cak to R0ZEG0LD.
[Boost]R0ZEG0LD Recharges 3 Med!
R0ZEG0LD Mimics [NeoSoldat]Elan…R0ZEG0LD takes 1 damage!
>CS-Medtek spends 1 Med to restoror 1 HP!
R0ZEG0LD Recharges 2 Med!
WeldR welds +1 DR to Brute!


8. Jennywine Cellardoor

Jennywine plunders Death Cache!

Loot posted:

CS Suite I…scrapped!
NanoSpanR…looted!
FabriKit…Looted! [Select Utility to Scrap]
Port-a-Luxe…Looted!

Total Salvage…2 Scrap
Enforcer Synergizes with PreventiCam!

[ID Check] Invalid Employbit…Security control engaged.




9. Upyrass Gattahell

SWAP posted:

Gattahell gives Holofoil to Fhievel.
Gattahell gives Schematic (Reti-Tool) to Fhievel.
Scanning…
■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■
Go-Getter
GO-GETTING is discipline.
GO-GETTING is continuous effort and a choice
GO-GETTING is NOT induced by a neural implant, it comes from within
GO-GETTING but not from an implant, I know those are also within but that’s not what I mean
GO-GETTING like I don’t want to use the word natural because that’s fraught verbiage, and what really does unaugmented mean anymore
GO-GETTING is seriously not an implant, don’t put it in my eval that I said it was an implant.
GO-GETTING gently caress
GO-GETTING gently caress
GO-GETTING okay
GO-GETTING is not a thing you are, it’s a thing you do! Ceaseless self-improvement and evolution!
GO-GETTING nailed it

[+1 Mutant Scan]
■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■
Scan complete.
Gattahell outfits Launcher with Primeo-Fly-Mo
Gattahell transfers Reti-Tool into Schematic!

Go-Getter escalates…2 Stapled respond!
Go-Getter escalates…GLOBrawler responds!



11. Liselotte

[Memetic Waste] Liselotte removes 1 Burn from PouncHo!
Liselotte Recharges Power!


[Memetic Waste]
Liselotte’s Rad and Spore are transmuted to Burn and Spore!

[Fruit of the Doom]
Liselotte receives 1 Spore!

[Ionization]
Miiranda overloads...Miiranda tkaes 1 damage!
R0ZEG0LD overloads…R0ZEG0LD takes 1 damage!
>CS-Medtek spends 1 Med to restore 1 HP!

[MetaHazard]
Miiranda receives 1 Warp!
R0ZEGOLD receives 1 Warp!
R0ZEGOLD receives 1 Warp!
[R0ZEGOLD] Brute receives 1 Warp!
[R0ZEGOLD] WeldR is reduced to shambles!


[Half-Cocked]
Mission Failed…Crisis Incited!
Bleak Preview]: A random Wrecker or collection Wreckers in the same hex suffers an attack from the Zodiac next ENC.





Sponsors-Only Map

Bee Bonk fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Apr 26, 2024

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009





"Welcome back to Better Boltholes. Sorry for apparently being gone, all I can remember is a bright flash on my way to a meeting and now it's several weeks later and the network's saying they're cutting my pay.

"Now, let's take a look at the common corporate automat. You could just hack it to get a discount, but where's the fun in that? A good Breaker like my brother Pat could hack it in a way that it vends Breaker gear and I myself have a few methods of my own. Think about what might happen if you shoved the guts of a Port-a-Luxe up there and pressed the on button or if you paid with a piece of scrip rigged to explode. Or if you were a hiver you could just infest the scrip and put it in. As always, you can send us a video of your own project and we'll run it on air the following week."

New Challenge:
This Old Silo: Alter a map feature with crafting or a class ability or by using an altered version of an item.

Offering sponsorship to a wrecker who's willing to test an experimental supply or two

Swedish Thaumocracy
Jul 11, 2006

Strength of >800 Men
Honor of 0
Grimey Drawer
WRECKER 4: Miiranda 5a.m.



CASHE: 1x CS mk1 in Starting Hex.

Stats:
HP: 2/3(4) Move: 2+1
DR: 0| HazDR: | TN: 4+2
CRED: 0 | Declared: YEETCorp
Belt Tokens: 0/3 Med // 1/3 Power // 2/3 Air
Scrap: 0 Luxe: 53
Hazard Tokens: 2BREAK/1RADS/Warp

Alterations:
Mutation - Luminous Excreta: ACT to restore 3 HP to a target other than the user in the same hex (+1 per Rad); target receives 1 Rad.
Aug - Trauma Webbing: Spend all Med Units to reduce damage from a single combat sequence or hazard by the number of Units spent.


Class Abilities:
Manhandles: 1d6/1 base melee attack
Brawl: +1up/1dmg per empty weapon slot (currently +0up/0dmg)
Counter: Power Attacks add pre-DR incoming damage to outgoing damage.
Unfettered: +1 MOV and +1 TN if no armour is equipped. (Currently ACTIVE)


---

Miiranda 5a.m. landed softly, like a cherry blossom falling from a tree carried by an unseen wind. Eyes closed and tranquil, she took a deep breath before declaring; "Diver-leader 🌹 R0ZEGOLD!🧈 - Evil unlurks beyond the veil! ⚠️ I fear we might be struck by ☠️ Doom ☠️ should we stay together. But fret not my ever-do-well companion, for like cramps after training, evil is always fleeting! 🏃" -

Looking up, she clutched her Infernista to her heart and closed her fist.

"If you will it, we shall meet again where the Golden Lords rub shoulders with crass, brass labourers, for rumour has it ✊ Striker-Brigands 👩🏻‍🔧 make their nest nearby, spreading vicious lies about our esteemed Sponsors!

Speaking of said Sponsors, I am ready and able to take on any challenge thrown my way and eager to try out new un-tested products!

MOV: C02 Friendunits in scanrange can peek.

Bee Bonk
Feb 19, 2011



Delivery posted:

Gattahell’s SLOTdrone reels Squaho-Bomb-CBurg…better luck next time!
Gattahell receives OM Weapon Mod and Assist Flare!


Fhievel receives Gamma Sponsor Crate…it contains 3 SaniGel!


Confessor’s SLOTdrone reels BAR-Bomb-SquaHo…4Hi Straight!
Confessor receives CS-Diamante, OM Weapon Mod, and [X]Crab!

pre:
ACCOUNTS								
1. The Confessor II		25 (50)			
3. Fhievel			30
4. Miiranda 5A.M.		53					
6. Clank Beststrike		50			
7. Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD		83			
8. Jennywine Cellardoor		52			
9. Upyrass Gattahell		64 (20)				
11. Liselotte			76	

TeuthisTek presents Kill-o-Vision® posted:

(Map Kills / Career Kills / Map Down / WKs)
Jennywine Cellardoor (5/5/0/0) [Heat 1/2] <Bounty 25>
Fhievel (5/5/0/0) [Heat 0] <Bounty 0>
Confessor II (4/24/0/1) [Heat 0] <Bounty 25>
Miiranda 5am (3/3/0/0) [Cred 0] <Bounty 125>
Upyrass Gattahell (1/9/0/1) [Heat 4] <Bounty 155>
Liselotte (2/14/0/0) [Heat 0] <Bounty 0>
Clank Beststrike (1/1/0/0) [Heat 0] <Bounty 0>
Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD (1/14/1/0) [Heat 0] <Bounty 0>

Sponsor Stipend posted:

Olmecha +5
Gureyevitch +5
Galaxploitation +5
pre:
SPONSOR			LUXE		PRODUCT			SPONSEE		CRATES
Brainfood		15		Coming Soon		Liselotte	
Slüüs			25		Coming Soon		R0ZEG0LD			Gamma
Olmecha Burgerobotics	5		OM Gardenshear		Gattahell			Gamma
Gureyevitch Solutions	5		Mass RecyclR		X:0
Galaxploitation Media	5		Coming Soon		X:0				2 Gamma
_________________________________________________________________
LOCKED ACCOUNTS
Wrecker Retirement Fund	161

Sponsor Challenges posted:

Brainfood
>A Brief Pause to the Madness: Complete an NPC mission.

Slüüs
>

Olmecha Burgerobotics
>Unionist: ALLY with the Brandalists.
>Fence-Sitters Begone!: Declare for a Faction

Gureyevitch Solutions
>

Galaxploitation Media
>This Old Silo: Alter a map feature with crafting or a class ability or by using an altered version of an item.

Hiver Special Objectives
Fhievel (0/5)
>Apiculture a Rank 1 crafting component and use it. [+1 Bvo]
>Apiculture a Rank 2 crafting component and use it. [+3 Bvo]
>Apiculture a Rank 3 crafting component and use it. [+5 Bvo]
>Convert a NWU with Infest Tokens. [+1 Bvo]
>Convert a Wrecker with Infest Tokens. [+10 Bvo]
>Defeat a member of an aberrant brood. [+1 Bvo]
>Restore a damaged or D-Formed Map Feature with apicultured components. [+10 Bvo]
>Roll an outcome of 10 on a Crafting roll. [+10 Bvo]
>Defeat or DQ a D-Breaker [+15 Bvo]


D-Breaker Special Objectives
R0ZEGOLD (5/10)
>Craft with a D-Formed Rank 1 component. [+1 Dvo]
>Craft with a D-Formed Rank 2 component. [+3 Dvo]
>Craft with a D-Formed Rank 3 component. [+5 Dvo]
>Fail to Shift through a barrier [+1 Dvo]
>Successfully Shift through a barrier [+5 Dvo; One-Time]
>Successfully Hack to D-Form a Map Feature. [+5 Dvo]
>Suffer a D-Crisis. [+5 Dvo; One-Time]
>Cause another Wrecker to suffer D-Crisis by inflicting Warp. [+5 Dvo]
>Defeat or DQ a Clastomycete. [+15 Dvo]

CREW CART posted:

Available for 50L to Wreckers Only:




:siren: Wreckers, get Moving! :siren:

Sponsors-Only Map

Bee Bonk fucked around with this message at 20:18 on Apr 28, 2024

Scribbleykins
Apr 29, 2010

Any scientist with the right background can brew his own booze.

...

What do you mean electrolytes aren't used for brewing booze? That's silly!

...

Well when all you have are chunks of TNE and an overly large water ration, all the world looks like a still!
Grimey Drawer
WRECKER 9: Upyrass Gattahell


x1x1

HP: 4/4 | MV: 2 | DR: 1 (2-1) | HazDR: 0 | Hit TN: 5 | Scrap: 0 | Luxe: 64 | Kills: 9 | Heat: 4
Belt: 2/3 Med | 0/4 Power | 3/3 Air | Weapons: 2/2 | Minions: 1/2 | Scans: +1 Beast, +3 Synth, +1 Mutant | Rig Power: 0/3 | Hatch: Popped
Aug - Spinal Array: +1 Scan Range

"Memetoxxed hacktivisitor."

Gattahell took a deep breath of that fresh Rig mod smell, then gunned the new jets on the engine, blasting off into the air with a whoop, wind ruffling her hair in the opened cockpit. Still slow, but no longer as slow, at least.

She pinged Fhievel and indicated an area on the map.

"Toddle ya buzz hiney, beemans. Z she blowen, best split 'till latah."

Scan range gang can read:
MOV: Fly -> C03 -> C04

vorebane
Feb 2, 2009

"I like Ur and Kavodel and Enki being nice to people for some reason."

Wrong Voter amongst wrong voters
6. Clank Beststrike





Clank Beststrike: HP: 1/5 Move: 2 Scrap: 5 Current Base DR: 2 Current TN: 4 Weapons 1/2
Belt resources: Medical Units: 0 Power: 1 Air: 3
Tokens:
3 Poison

Augmentations: Limit: 5
Jacklegs: +1 move

CS Suite II: CS Medical
Slots: 2
Grogutz, Hardlight Decoy

But one thing had not changed. The foe was before him.

MOV: AIM

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker

Dog Kisser posted:

Fhievel, hard at work scraping off some stubborn grime and exuding repair fluids into Gattahell's rig, cranked their neck skyward as though to stare at Gureyevitch Solutions headquarters and waved. "Hi! I could use some more Scrap! Also a bomb couldn't hurt! I mean, it could, but probably not me or my boss!"

fACT: Request Sponsorship (after delivery ideally)




"That'll do nicely, and the requested delay has elapsed . Welcome to Gureyevitch Solutions, Fhievel. We hereby claim your distinctiveness for engrammatic upload and modification. Also, let's set a challenge.

New Challenge: Divert the Call - Hack, Apifactor, D-Form, Purify or Sporeify a Hazard that summons enemies so that it summons units friendly to you instead.

Theantero
Nov 6, 2011

...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....
WRECKER 7: Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD



HP: 1/2 Move: 2 Scrap: 5 Luxe: 83
DR: 0 Normal / 1 Spectral HazDR: none
Trauma Counter: 0/5
Belt Tokens: 3/4 Med // 0/4 Power // 3/3 Air
Hazard Tokens:

D-Augs: Void Revolution (Subject gains +1 Spectral DR for each time they Return.) // D-ynamo (Gain 1 Warp when hit by an attack.) // Heliopause (Burn tokens instead grant Warp.)
Augs [1/1]: Adrenal Accelerator (LVL2) (When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted; Power Move grants +1 additional movement.)
Minions:
-

R0ZEG0LD nods.

"I✨ HEAR WELL💖 THE BEATS💗 OF YOUR❤️ HEART❤️ DIVER✨ 🤸‍♀️💛MIIRANDA🧡👑"

"AND✨ CAN SEE🔹 THE QUEST⭐ YOU❤️ MUST PARTAKE💖"

"THOUGH✨ I HAVE MISSIONS⭐ OF MY❤️ OWN AS WELL✨"

She clasps her friend's hands in her own.

"THEN✨"

"A✨ DIVER'S✨ OATH✨"

"TO✨ MEET AGAIN💗 AT A TIME☀️ AND PLACE💎 MORE AUSPICIOUS💖"

She closes her eyes and smiles.

"FOR✨ HEARTS❤️ AKIN💞 CANNOT BE⭐ KEPT APART💕 FOR LONG🌠"

"SUCH✨ AS THOSE⭐ OF TROUPE✨ DIVERS💗 ASTRA🌟 MAGIA🪄"

And then, the D-breaker scatters to the air like so much glitter.

"SEE✨ YOU~🎶"

Scan Range Gang can peek
MOV: POWER MOVE (using Warp): C01 -> D02 -> E02 -> F02

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.
WRECKER 3: Fhievel

    [HP 3/3] [Move 2] [HazDR 0] [MED 1/3] [POWER 0/3] [AIR 3/3] [SCRAP 5] [LUXE 30] TOKENS: 3 Warp
    Aug - Heuristic Precognizer: Subject may reroll 1 die per Round.
    Mutation - Pugnopalp: Gain a melee attack - 1d4/2, +Up per Scrap held Currently at 1d14/2
    Hiver - BVolution: Unique Challenge List
    Hiver - Busy Bee: +1 to Craft Rolls
    Hiver - Apiculture: ACT to transform Consumable, Key Item, or Schematic into Hiver version.
    D-Mutation - Strange Mood: Any tokens inflicted by the subject, by Improv actions by the subject, or by an item crafted by the subject, are instead Warp tokens.
Fhievel saw the ping on their display and cheered "Yeehaw!"
Fhievel noticed his boss had gone while they were distracted "Yeenaw!"

MOV Move to D04

Dog Kisser fucked around with this message at 14:29 on Apr 30, 2024

TheNabster
Apr 26, 2014

"Today I will cause problems on purpose"
WRECKER 1: The Confessor II






HP: 4/4 Move: 2 Scrap: 3 Luxe: 25L
DR: 3 HazDR: none
Belt Tokens: 2/3 Med // 0/3 Power // 1/3 Air
Augs [2/1]:
(Aug) Adrenal Accelerator (LVL1) When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted.
(Aug) Mesocortolimbic Staple: Functions as L2 CredENT and makes YEET units Neutral; successful attacks against YEET units cause 1 damage (post-DR) to the subject, but subject may ACT:Work to receive 5L (7 Boosted).
(Mut) Catalytic Vestibule: fENC: Spend 2 Hazard tokens to add +Burn to subject’s next attack.
(Mut) Radical Prognathis: Gain a melee attack: 1d10/2 Brutal
Mire Set Bonus (2): Poison DR +1
Wreckpedia: +2 Synths

With the arrival of his heafty care-package from Olmecha The Confessor took stock of his new items.

The Motile Biocover, which vibrated rather strangely before suddenly morphing into a Crab, The Confessor blinked twice and remembered he picked up a little something from the MIRE after they helped defeat CANCER. So that's what that does, noted.

The CS-Diamante, which he admired briefly before crushing it into scrap.

And the OM-Gardenshear, which he jammed into the remaining mod-slot on the DPM-Shotgun with malicious intent, and then went to his mission of 'illicit union activities'

>Scrap the CS-Diamante, attach the OM-Gardenshear to the DPM-Shotgun
MOV: Move B05 > C04

Patrons and Observers, The Confessor requires lots of scrap and means to acquire it.
Sincerely, The Confessor

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
WRECKER 8: Jennywine Cellardoor, Rookie Horrific


pre:
Scrap: 13 -> 14	Luxe: 07	HEAT: LVL 1	Sponsor: n/a	Sponsor Luxe: n/a
JC-HP: 2/3	JC-Move: 2	JC-DR: 2 DR (+CSMedical)	JC-HazDR: Horrific
 [Horrific Talent #1] Extremophile - Immune to HP loss from Rad or Poison.
 [Horrific Talent #2] Molto Bene - Gaining an Aug instead causes Molting.
 [Horrific Talent #3] Hangry - Salvaging a non-synthetic restores 1HP.
⊕︀ [Mutation #1] Breed Talent - Tongue Lash: Gain a melee attack - 1d6/2 Pull
⊕︀ [Mutation #2] Vox Mutandis - Mutants are Neutral to the subject, and may be recruited with a successful Negotiation ACT; Non-mutants are always hostile.
Belt Tokens: 
⦿ Med:		0/3 
⦿ Power:	1/3 
⦿ Air:		2/3 
 HAZ Tokens: 	none
Wrecker Gear:
Armor [1/1)]: Combat Suite 2 (2 DR Armor. freeANY: Discard to restore any 1 Resource of choice)
 1/2 Armor Mods: CS Medical (Automatically spend a med when damaged)
Weapons [1/2]: PinchlongR 1d6/0 +Pull1 +Mug melee attack. 2POW: +Upscale Mug
Weapons [2/2]: NanoSpannR 1d6/2 +BRK melee attack. fACT: Repair BRK
Utility [1/2]: GroGutz (Heal ACT restores +1HP) 
Utility [2/2]: Hardlight Decoy (fENC, 1+XPOW: Incoming attacks have a (1+X)/4 chance to miss)
Minions [0/2]: none
Consumables: Candid Cane, Root.CAK
Crafting Components: Machined Parts, Durable Components
Key Items: L1 CredENT (KiwiBronze security access)
    Notes: none
"Aw Buzz, y'dun gotcher clock cleaned. S'oz, mate, and thanks for the clock cleaner..."

MOV:
> Lootings: Jennywine scraps Fabrikit (13 -> 14$)
> Jennywine moves West 914 -> 913 -> A12 -> Power Move! -> A11

sheep-dodger
Feb 21, 2013

WRECKER 11: Liselotte Anna Maria Wilhelmina Eun-Kyung von Habsburg-Orleans



Liselotte Anna Maria Wilhelmina Eun-Kyung von Habsburg-Orleans: HP: 1/4/4 Move: 2 Scrap: 0 Current DR: 2 Current TN: 4
Belt resources: Medical Units: 1 Power: 1 Air: 3
Tokens:
1 Burn, 2 Spore

Augmentations: Limit: 1
Charged Myoservos: Subject ignores the first downscale against them in a Round.

CS Suite II:
Slots: 2
CS-Loyalty: Familiar Limit +1
CS-Medical: Automatically spend a Med unit when damaged

Item reload status:

Retainers&Familiars:
Limit: 5

MOV: Aim

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Bee Bonk
Feb 19, 2011




1. The Confessor II

Movement to C04.
Gattahell is here.
[Utility] Security Level 0



3. Fhievel
Movement to D04 .
[Kiwi Bronze] Security Level 1



4. Miiranda 5A.M.
Movement to C02.
[Kiwi Bronze] Security Level 1




6. Clank Beststrike
Clank takes Aim!
[Crater] Security Level 0; requires Jump/Fly/Shift/Pull to enter another hex type.



7. Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD
[Power Move] Shift to F02.
[Kiwi Bronze] Security Level 1



8. Jennywine Cellardoor
[Power Move] Movement to A11 .
[Utility] Security Level 0



9. Upyrass Gattahell
Fly to C04 .
Confessor is here.
[Utility] Security Level 0




11. Liselotte
Liselotte takes Aim!
[Crater] Security Level 0; requires Jump/Fly/Shift/Pull to enter another hex type.
(3/5HP)





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