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She's a 5 but she lets me watch her pour blue fluid on a tampon 2x/month? At least a 7 imo.

He's a 3 but he
lets me masturbate to him masturbating to me in his dreams and telling me I'm the best he's ever had...even his own mother? At least a 5 imo.

She's a 3 but she lets me touch her while she's on the pill and only makes me wait for an hour? At least a 4.

He's a 2 but he makes me do anything? I've even seen him kiss other girls...that one time....anyone know what he is? At least a 4 imo.

There are no women out there who are a 6...and that's what they need. They need to be treated like goddesses and pampered and given the world. A 6 is way too much to expect.

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