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KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
Oh hello my name is Kirbykhan and I love talking about myself. It's my favorite subject that I am also an expert in. Now to give a proper introduction I should tell you that I've circumnavigated the globe. Went all from Salt Lake City Internation Airport and just kept going west for like 4 years before I found myself back in spot I grew up for a quick spell before I had to keep on rolling on my travels. So if you have any of that flat earth notion or belief let me rock your world with my personal experience. See my first stop was S Korea, basically irl Yakuza there was a lil place called A-Town and it was like a lil Champion District, if you've ever played the game you know exactly what I'm talkin bout if not well oh well it's like a tiny lil shanty town, but like nice because the shanties have been remodeled for like the last 60 years like ever since my own papop first set foot on that blessed penensuila. He said he called it manchuria back in his day, but after playing a lot of HOI4 I think that was because he didn't quite know how maps worked.

Anyways from there I went on over to England and hooo boy was I surprised. They say that to Americans 100 years is a long time but to an Englishman a 100 miles is a long distance, no distance is to great for me world traveler. Such a depressing little island, the problem was that you got up and went to work and it was dark and when you got off shift it would be dark and during your lunch it's overcast. That place is something else, no wonder their main musical export is blue eyed soul. But oh man did I have a good time back then. See the dormatory I lived in and the bar we all drank at had the same parking lot, so it was perfect. Absolutely wonderful way to live, but I couldn't do it forever nooooooo siree. I lived there about two years when I started casually pissing on the fense out in the smoke pit and the bartender told me "you've been here too long and gone native mate" and that's when I put back in for an asignment for S. Korea where I left my heart and where I found my wife. Boy lemmie tellya getting married is a hellava thing and I couldn't have done it without getting into all them hijinks. Here's my wedding video plz like follow and subscribe if you want to know even more about me and my oversharing self:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSCJuWI_y8Q

This is 100% me, no lie, plz be kind in comments or do not engage, those are old ladies and this is a pleasant place for them.

But that's all off topic. See while I was in England that's when I decided to take a lil vacation and go back to the ancestral homeland of pioneers. When I went back everything that was under construction when I left finally finished and it all looked like poop. But it didn't look like poop and nothing about my home really changed, then only thing that changed was me.

Well that's all about me. Thanks for askin!

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