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Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

i like echi threads better

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Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Gentle Autist posted:

I live in the American Gardens Building on West 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Linus Torvalds. I’m 52 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine.

In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion.

In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.

I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

There is an idea of a Linus Torvalds. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory.

And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, gently caress you Nvidia.

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