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That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
Okay so before you say anything, I did forget this forum existed when I started doing this, so I know the rules thread that we shouldn't have "YouTube" dumps of videos, however I do have 2 videos already made of this project, so... sorry about that. I did shop this idea around the sandbox and there was a ton of interest in this project so I hope this is kosher.

That being said, this thread will be the journey to play and review every single game ever made, which I do own all of them now as of this date (143796 and counting)

:siren: Thread Rules and FAQ: :siren:

- I will play and review every game ever made
- New games get released all the time, so they will be added in if they show up alphabetically in time, if not there will be an additional series addendum at the end that covers the games that were released after the series started and ended up falling through the cracks
- I will give 100% effort into beating every game, no promises
- Please give constructive feedback
- Please, no spoilers for upcoming games if you know what is next, I don't want to ruin any surprises
- If you want to contribute to the project in any way (art, special review, other) please DM me and I will see what we can do.
- The videos are long, I know... I may make them shorter but I want each video to cover the games and make sure you see gameplay and get a good understanding of each game

FAQS:
Q: Do you really play every game?
A: Yes

Q: Aren't you being a bit critical on some games?
A: As a professional reviewer, and for this project to be taken seriously, we need to be as critical as possible.

So that being said, I will post the first video here, and the second video shortly. I hope to have a video released once a week or sometimes longer.

Here is part 1:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5nQmsTHbx4




Episodes:
Reviewing Every Game Ever Made Part 1
Reviewing Every Game Ever Made Part 2
Reviewing Every Game Ever Made Part 3
Reviewing Every Game Ever Made Part 4
Reviewing Every Game Ever Made Part 5
Reviewing Every Game Ever Made Part 6

That Little Demon fucked around with this message at 08:52 on Sep 18, 2022

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hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks

good luck that little demon

Left 4 Bread
Oct 4, 2021

i sleep
i am excited to see every game ever made

i request that you start over with Zzzzappp! for the Commodore PET made in 1978 as going Z-A/punctuation while also going chronologically is only logical

copy
Jul 26, 2007

lol

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

hell astro course posted:

good luck that little demon

hey thank you, this is gonna be a lot of work but I think I can accomplish it

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

Odd Wilson posted:

i am excited to see every game ever made

i request that you start over with Zzzzappp! for the Commodore PET made in 1978 as going Z-A/punctuation while also going chronologically is only logical

sorry, I've already started going the other way

mycophobia
May 7, 2008

hell astro course posted:

good luck that little demon

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
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a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
Reserved

Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010

Bump.

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
I love to see the enthusiasm

Here is the second video covering the next set of games... Episode 3 should be next week. Feedback encouraged!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Fuobr6OhU0

Mraagvpeine
Nov 4, 2014

I won this avatar on a technicality this thick.
Huh, only 143796. I was thinking there was at least a million, though I guess web games and fan-made games don't count.

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

Mraagvpeine posted:

Huh, only 143796. I was thinking there was at least a million, though I guess web games and fan-made games don't count.

actually, they do

Left 4 Bread
Oct 4, 2021

i sleep

Mraagvpeine posted:

Huh, only 143796. I was thinking there was at least a million, though I guess web games and fan-made games don't count.

yeah that "at least a million" is a lie propagated by BIG BIZNESS to artificially explain their predatory pricing schemes

only 143796 games really exist, no more no less

there will never be more games im sorry to say

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Ground floor so I can point out, and be angry at, OP when they give up.

That or willing to be a posting snob and tell other posters I was there, 50 years in the future, at the ground floor of such an amazing experience.

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Ground floor so I can point out, and be angry at, OP when they give up.

That or willing to be a posting snob and tell other posters I was there, 50 years in the future, at the ground floor of such an amazing experience.

the good news is, I have already played ALL the games, the bigger issue is editing all the videos together with my team (about 400 people including researchers and celebrities), so even if something were to happen to me, the project will continue

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

That Little Demon posted:

the good news is, I have already played ALL the games, the bigger issue is editing all the videos together with my team (about 400 people including researchers and celebrities), so even if something were to happen to me, the project will continue

Thanks, but I'm no celebrity.

Left 4 Bread
Oct 4, 2021

i sleep

That Little Demon posted:

the good news is, I have already played ALL the games, the bigger issue is editing all the videos together with my team (about 400 people including researchers and celebrities), so even if something were to happen to me, the project will continue

for all we know you're already dead and this is a postmortem LP

RIP That Little Demon, we kinda knew ye :rip:

That Italian Guy
Jul 25, 2012

We need the equivalent of the shrimp = small pastry avatar, but for ambulances and their mysteries now.
Ah, finally I can unsubscribe from all the other LP threads.

E: also this is going to be hard to archive once it's finished.
E2: cause the That Little Demons's posts with the reserved content are non sequential with the thread's OP.

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
sneak preview of part 3. don't click unless you want to be spoiled

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Are you aware that people did a simple calculation just adding up the expected play time of every single game ever made and they came up with a value of several HUNDRED years of play time?

And that is only if you never take breaks and don't sleep.

Edit: https://nationaltoday.com/video-game-day/

quote:

Today, there are over five million games in existence

https://www.looper.com/297615/how-long-would-it-take-to-beat-every-video-game/

quote:

To put this into perspective, that's 59,167 days, or 162.1 years. It would take roughly two and a half lifetimes to play every video game [on their limited list of only 40000 games].

Carbon dioxide fucked around with this message at 07:40 on Jul 13, 2022

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
I will be double checking with the official list of good games:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3996302

Also, remember to add all the good games you find to the list. We can't do it for you due to the thread rules.

Rocket Baby Dolls
Mar 3, 2006

Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.

VictualSquid posted:

I will be double checking with the official list of good games:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3996302

Also, remember to add all the good games you find to the list. We can't do it for you due to the thread rules.

I thought that the rule was every game, even the bad ones. I can't wait to see the LP of Devo Presents Adventures of the Smart Patrol.

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

VictualSquid posted:

I will be double checking with the official list of good games:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3996302

Also, remember to add all the good games you find to the list. We can't do it for you due to the thread rules.

check that thread, I probably have the most posts in it

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

Carbon dioxide posted:

Are you aware that people did a simple calculation just adding up the expected play time of every single game ever made and they came up with a value of several HUNDRED years of play time?

And that is only if you never take breaks and don't sleep.

Edit: https://nationaltoday.com/video-game-day/

https://www.looper.com/297615/how-long-would-it-take-to-beat-every-video-game/

First of all, who are you going to trust, me or nationaltoday.com, a site no one has ever heard of. I promise you there are not 5 million video games (their counting is likely faulty, counting many duplicates, ect, counting DLC as a separate game).

That Little Demon fucked around with this message at 07:49 on Jul 13, 2022

Flair
Apr 5, 2016

That Little Demon posted:

First of all, who are you going to trust, me or nationaltoday.com, a site no one has ever heard of. I promise you there are not 5 million video games (their counting is likely faulty, counting many duplicates, ect, counting DLC as a separate game).

May we look at your list of 143796 video games and counting?

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

Flair posted:

May we look at your list of 143796 video games and counting?

this constitutes a spoiler due to the nature of this thread....

Flair
Apr 5, 2016

That Little Demon posted:

this constitutes a spoiler due to the nature of this thread....

Then may we see the list after this LP is "done"? If there is some video game (i.e. some fan-made ROM game) that was not included, are we allowed to request it?

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

Flair posted:

Then may we see the list after this LP is "done"? If there is some video game (i.e. some fan-made ROM game) that was not included, are we allowed to request it?

absolutely, as per the OP

"an additional series addendum at the end that covers the games that were released after the series started and ended up falling through the cracks"

this will include any games we somehow miss (doubtful) or are released after the fact. If we DO miss a game, I will ensure it isn't a list formatting error, an error in naming convention, ect to confirm it absolutely WAS missed.

Rocket Baby Dolls
Mar 3, 2006

Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.
I've noticed that you've said "every single game" but haven't once said that it's strictly going to be computer/video games. Can I assume that "The Campaign For North Africa" is on the list?

Deffon
Mar 28, 2010

Did you check the master list before posting this thread?
It's against LP law to post an LP of a game someone has already claimed, but I've never checked the master list myself so it could just be empty for all I know.

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

Rocket Baby Dolls posted:

I've noticed that you've said "every single game" but haven't once said that it's strictly going to be computer/video games. Can I assume that "The Campaign For North Africa" is on the list?

for clarity, lets say this series is just video games

if my team and I get enough feedback we may do a spin off series where we cover other types of games such as

1. Checkers
2. Checkers (Chinese Variant)
3. Cup and Ball

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

Deffon posted:

Did you check the master list before posting this thread?
It's against LP law to post an LP of a game someone has already claimed, but I've never checked the master list myself so it could just be empty for all I know.

I did in fact check the master list, and so far we are in the clear because any game that has an LP already that I eventually cover will be in fact superseded by my LP and Review, which is more authoritative due to the nature of this project (and scope)

That Italian Guy
Jul 25, 2012

We need the equivalent of the shrimp = small pastry avatar, but for ambulances and their mysteries now.

That Little Demon posted:

3. Cup and Ball

Will it be possible for thread readers to submit additional content for the game that is currently being showcased? I've got some pretty slick ball tricks, but I understand if you'd prefer to handle things all on your own. I don't want to taint your thread with my balls.

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

That Italian Guy posted:

Will it be possible for thread readers to submit additional content for the game that is currently being showcased? I've got some pretty slick ball tricks, but I understand if you'd prefer to handle things all on your own. I don't want to taint your thread with my balls.

well, for episode 3 we already have that "in the can" as they say in the biz (short for business or ""show"" business) as we also say. But for episode 4 I'm happy to take submissions and collaborate from the thread on the upcoming games for episode 4... spoilers be damned.

Here are the list of games for episode 4... and I don't wanna spoil anything major but we have some BIG surprises in store for that ep...

feel free to send me gameplay, screenshots, fun facts whatever and I will credit you in the vid


03.04
07 Zgłoś Się
0 and x
0 Day
0 day Attack on Earth
0D Beat Drop
0 Degrees

Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010

Wow!! 07 Zgłoś Się I played that game so much as a baby, as a child, as a teenager, as a young adult, as an adult man, as a middle aged man, and still playing it now as an elderly invalid! Can't wait!

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

Pewdiepie posted:

Wow!! 07 Zgłoś Się I played that game so much as a baby, as a child, as a teenager, as a young adult, as an adult man, as a middle aged man, and still playing it now as an elderly invalid! Can't wait!

love the enthusiasm! its honestly one of the best games out of all of them that I played, and you will see it scored appropriately

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
It was a bitch to track that game down, learn polish, and beat it, but I did and frankly it was incredible... episode 4 is going to be as great as episode 1,2 and 3...





Rocket Baby Dolls
Mar 3, 2006

Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.
A rough translation:

Lieutenant Toporny, who is on holiday at the FWP "key" on Zalaw Koronowski* in Bredy Tucholskie*, accidentally comes across traces of "BMW" tires, after which he recognizes, without mercy, that there is a dangerous economic scammer in the area.

*The name of a lake
*The name of a forest

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That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

Rocket Baby Dolls posted:

A rough translation:

Lieutenant Toporny, who is on holiday at the FWP "key" on Zalaw Koronowski* in Bredy Tucholskie*, accidentally comes across traces of "BMW" tires, after which he recognizes, without mercy, that there is a dangerous economic scammer in the area.

*The name of a lake
*The name of a forest

[nods knowingly] thats right, but lets not spoil anymore of the plot here...

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