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Nosfereefer posted:my greatest weakness is probably bullets or explosions. to be honest, i'm not really great at getting stabbed either Thats uhh a touch concerning given you have applied for the role of <checks notes> Senior Cyber Safety Shaman here at BYOB™ Enterprises inc. corp. On to the question. As you would be well aware, posting in BYOB can be an extremely high risk endeavour, with many overt dangers to our users' physical, spiritual and even sexual health. Many great goons have been lost in the great posting battle over time! What do you see as the biggest danger and how would you intend to mitigate it as Senior Cyber Safety Shaman?
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Chewbecca posted:Thats uhh a touch concerning given you have applied for the role of <checks notes> Senior Cyber Safety Shaman here at BYOB™ Enterprises inc. corp. the biggest danger is probably the literal devil from hell that is currently sitting on the servers, playing a fiddle. if i was SCSS, i would simply strike a bargain w/ him |
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As Chief Executive, Sponsorship and Brand Endorsement here at BYOB™ Enterprises inc. corp. you would be responsible for solidifying current and financial partnerships with brand entities for mutual benefit. My question to you, monsieur gecko, is which brands and corporate entititties would be most mutually bebeficial for BYOB™ Enterprises inc. corp. to partner with, both for financial benefit and in terms of building the "BYOBrand©"?
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did... did i get it?
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Chewbecca posted:As Chief Executive, Sponsorship and Brand Endorsement here at BYOB™ Enterprises inc. corp. you would be responsible for solidifying current and financial partnerships with brand entities for mutual benefit. I believe it would be most beneficial to partner with and Partnering with these entities would enable BYOB Enterprises to not only survive, but to thrive. There would be no need to worry about financial benefits or the "BYOBrand©" |
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The role of Senior Metrics Orchestrator here at BYOB™ Enterprises inc. corp. is responsible for mining our data and determining the operational efficiency of our organisation. Earnings per share, margins, efficiency ratios, liquidity ratios, leverage ratios, and rates of return are examples of metrics you will be measuring, aggressively, seductively, and without prejudice. To that end, my question for you is two pronged: 1) as Senior Metrics Orchestrator here at BYOB™ Enterprises inc. corp. what metric do you think demonstrates the highest impact to our core business, and bonus question, 2) which of the funny numbers do you think best represents that? <leans in attentively with tented fingers>
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# ? Jul 16, 2022 13:23 |
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1) poster satisfaction metrics will inform all of our decisions. "are you satisfied?" is my middle name and you can take that to the bank and cash it. and then you can use that cash to make it your middle name too. 2) using a complex set of sentiment analysis techniques, poster retention rates, and thread churn data, i predict we should be able to achieve 69 out of 420 on the poster satisfaction scale by...2049. |
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Chewbecca posted:Thank you for your interest in the part time role of Senior Strategist, within our Future Technologies division here at BYOB™ Enterprises inc. corp. should I be hired I will immediately launch operation ink master season 6 available now on paramount+. as senior strategist, I will strategically and physically force dave Navarro (a senior)to tattoo funny byob posts onto local community seniors (head or face to account for historical modesty in garb). I will then send these seniors on chores which will require long occupation of the town square during which other humans will see the tattoos and laugh
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