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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I’ve been running lines of code for years that do absolutely nothing. They have no effect on the execution of the program whatsoever. But I am such a bad programmer that I just leave them in there, even though they are highlighted with blood red text. I’m literally so loving stupid that I believe I am exercising some magical power that god has given me and is special only to me. I get such a rush from it, I put a little drop of blood in the processor, it completes the circuit, and I get a return value which convinces me this is working. All the people I touch just get away, this code is doing nothing, but when I gently caress up bad enough something happens. And I don’t know how it pertains to the language of my script, I just know it does something. It grounds both terminals and I don’t die. God I’m so smart. Just a drop of blood and any meaningless code that references this same thing. All doing the same thing. I don’t get the rush and the feeling of warm love from it anymore so I compensate with the thrill of endangering thousands of lives with literally the worst computer programming in the history of the world and knowing some magical force beyond my literal understanding of anything will always clean it up for me. I am like a genius that hasn’t figured out how their poo poo works yet, or maybe just a crazy stupid person. Oh well, I never make friends smarter than me so it will never be a problem. I get a real lovely attitude towards like, thousands of people smarter than me telling me to stop. Glory to the Omnissiah.
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Das Boo posted:Stews/sandwiches/casseroles are intended as mixes, so that's okay.
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precision posted:yes, it is crazy to find enjoyment in "owning" peope on the internet. maybe by the time your as old as me you will understand how fuckin stupid you are why are you here then if you don't enjoy getting zingers in
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If you do have these issues I hope you have created routines you follow for all the basic poo poo every day.
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i excrete waste in long unbroken strands like a spiders web.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I’ve been running lines of code for years that do absolutely nothing. They have no effect on the execution of the program whatsoever. But I am such a bad programmer that I just leave them in there, even though they are highlighted with blood red text. I’m literally so loving stupid that I believe I am exercising some magical power that god has given me and is special only to me. I get such a rush from it, I put a little drop of blood in the processor, it completes the circuit, and I get a return value which convinces me this is working. All the people I touch just get away, this code is doing nothing, but when I gently caress up bad enough something happens. And I don’t know how it pertains to the language of my script, I just know it does something. It grounds both terminals and I don’t die. God I’m so smart. Just a drop of blood and any meaningless code that references this same thing. All doing the same thing. I don’t get the rush and the feeling of warm love from it anymore so I compensate with the thrill of endangering thousands of lives with literally the worst computer programming in the history of the world and knowing some magical force beyond my literal understanding of anything will always clean it up for me. I am like a genius that hasn’t figured out how their poo poo works yet, or maybe just a crazy stupid person. Oh well, I never make friends smarter than me so it will never be a problem. I get a real lovely attitude towards like, thousands of people smarter than me telling me to stop. I'm reading Catch-22 and getting similar vibes from this Most severe OCD symptoms I have are managable but I still like to make sure my volume on my computer is at 25, 35, or 50, depending on the application.
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flubber nuts posted:i excrete waste in long unbroken strands like a spiders web. Ill never get on a plane with you
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Actually op alpine head units sound the clearest on prime numbers, and you can feel the clicks when you turn the knob etc.. 
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never completely sure i've made a seal with the refrigerator door
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My life's goal is to come to terms that it will one day end, everything else is just meaningless bullshit that fills time and fulfills my basic needs. I do not truly care about anything but my thoughts on life and death and meaning.
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If I’m having a meal that comes with fries I’ll eat a bunch of fries first before even touching whatever the main entree is. I don’t know, I’ve been told this is odd behavior.
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Charles Bukowski posted:My life's goal is to come to terms that it will one day end, everything else is just meaningless bullshit that fills time and fulfills my basic needs. I do not truly care about anything but my thoughts on life and death and meaning.
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Jul 16, 2022 13:48
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Tempted to throw away my books, I can find free e-copies and I'm tired of lugging them around from move to move. I think I will donate another 50% of them to my local library again.
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Jul 16, 2022 13:50
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You're don't have to be crazy but it helps!!
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I'm not sure that I have any crazy, I'm just a guy going through these forums.
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If I fart and it's an odd number of fart vibrations I eat Chobani greek yogurt (vanilla) until I can even everything out. I'll probably accidentally kill myself doing it one day.
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I have to check my faucets in my house 3 to 4 times before I leave my house.
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neato burrito posted:If I fart and it's an odd number of fart vibrations I eat Chobani greek yogurt (vanilla) until I can even everything out. I'll probably accidentally kill myself doing it one day. That's highly eccentric but I'm afraid you're just too wealthy to be crazy.
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neato burrito posted:If I fart and it's an odd number of fart vibrations I eat Chobani greek yogurt (vanilla) until I can even everything out. I'll probably accidentally kill myself doing it one day. I’m pushin out fart vibrations Chobani give excitations
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Could have sworn we just had this thread because I remember posting this just recently, but I’m known as a “checker.” Leaving the house? Gotta make sure the stove and oven are off, all the lights are off, everything is unplugged (that needs to be unplugged), all electronics are off, all the windows are closed and locked, and the front door is closed and locked (I give the door and lock a good triple-check jiggle to make sure it is absolutely loving locked) before leaving because I get crippling anxiety while I’m away if I don’t. I also dislike odd numbers so volume and TV settings are always on even numbers.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:If I’m having a meal that comes with fries I’ll eat a bunch of fries first before even touching whatever the main entree is. I don’t know, I’ve been told this is odd behavior. IVE BEEN WATCHING YOU EAT! gently caress THE WAY YOU EAT! 
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By popular demand posted:1,3,5,7,9 motherfucker Hey, you’re not the volume on my TV or car stereo, so there 
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I like to double tap the top of my beer cans like a little knock before I open it.
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You fucken wierdo!
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Hello beer? It's me!
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You Are A Elf posted:Hey, you’re not the volume on my TV or car stereo, so there Im going to walk past your house with a tv remote and change your tv volume by 1 while you sleep
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Jabberlock posted:I'm reading Catch-22 and getting similar vibes from this Same it has to be divisible by 5 or my brain melts
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Charles Bukowski posted:My life's goal is to come to terms that it will one day end, everything else is just meaningless bullshit that fills time and fulfills my basic needs. I do not truly care about anything but my thoughts on life and death and meaning. You doing ok Charles? I know I usually bust your balls, but that's because I like you and you can usually take it.
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I can kill all the ghosts now.
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Applesnots posted:I can kill all the ghosts now. what about Greek or Scandinavian ghosts?
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:what about Greek or Scandinavian ghosts? Ok, lots of ghosts.
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Applesnots posted:Ok, lots of ghosts. there is also Chinese, Japanese, Korean, and the rest of east ghosts. Most of those ghost don't even know what the bible is
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:there is also Chinese, Japanese, Korean, and the rest of east ghosts. Most of those ghost don't even know what the bible is Well, I dont have a passport, so those ghosts are not my problem.
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Applesnots posted:Well, I dont have a passport, so those ghosts are not my problem. half hour ago you said you could kill all the ghosts.
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just a secret. All those ghosts now live in America
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:just a secret. All those ghosts now live in America Nooooo!
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Applesnots posted:Nooooo! Are you upset about the Greeks or Asians? or both?
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Applesnots posted:I can kill all the ghosts now. That would be more effective against demons. Ghosts are just human spirits and humans aren't vulnerable to holy icons.
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