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ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003


Sweet Caroline

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Asterite34
May 19, 2009



Hey Soul Sister

Verdugo
Jan 5, 2009


Lipstick Apathy
The oh no song.

https://youtu.be/fXLicO0CRvk

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
Meet Virginia

The Middle

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zABLecsR5UE

devmd01
Mar 7, 2006

Elektronik
Supersonik
Canon in D. gently caress your wedding, find something else.

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

simply having a wonderful christmas time

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
If I quote other people, it doesn't count as my one song, right?

Azuth0667 posted:

Give me at least an artist remove bruno mars from existence.

pablo gbscobar posted:

I never, ever ever want to hear Bohemian Rhapsody again. That song loving sucks, nuke it from reality so I never have to be held hostage by it in a public place ever again please

Junk posted:

all summer long by kid rock

ohnobugs posted:

Sweet Caroline

Asterite34 posted:

Hey Soul Sister

It's hard to pick because there are a lot of terrible songs that aren't overplayed so wanting them to be removed from existence would be kind of useless, you know? edit: "Saturn" by Stevie Wonder is the ur-example.

If I were to pick any song that I actually still ever hear, "Empire State of Mind" by Jay-Z/Alicia Keys. Just god awful.

edit:

The Voice of Labor posted:

simply having a wonderful christmas time

Possibly controversial opinion: "All I Want for Christmas Is You" is far, far worse.

YeahTubaMike fucked around with this message at 02:38 on Jul 20, 2022

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




that one song from the car commercial

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

Jack & Diane

i dont know why it just irritates me

pointlessone
Aug 6, 2001

The Triad Frog is pleased with this custom title purchase.
You guys are missing the real power of this. Think of all the good that could be done for the world if we removed "Last Christmas" from Wham! From the collective.

It's just gone, forever, no longer haunting us every October through January, lurking around every corner at every store... This is the true war on Christmas, and it could be won before it even began.

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

pointlessone posted:

You guys are missing the real power of this. Think of all the good that could be done for the world if we removed "Last Christmas" from Wham! From the collective.

It's just gone, forever, no longer haunting us every October through January, lurking around every corner at every store... This is the true war on Christmas, and it could be won before it even began.

most Christmas songs are terrible, it would be a drop in the bucket

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME
i trick the djinn and use my power to destroy all music forever

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Alice's Restaurant

Twerk from Home
Jan 17, 2009

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Earwicker posted:

Jack & Diane

i dont know why it just irritates me


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QX57aIDbDU

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

“American Pie” by Don McLean has already been mentioned, because gently caress that garbage poop song. If I time traveled back to 1959 and played that song for Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, and The Big Bopper, they would all want to time travel back with me just to take turns repeatedly punching Don McLean in the dick for writing that song.

Reiche
Jan 28, 2009

I like my coffee with cream and lsd.
I wish the Kars for Kids jingle never ever existed

Longpig Bard
Dec 29, 2004



Mexican Radio by that band with the loving dork sounding singer

GetDunked
Dec 16, 2011

respectfully

Junk posted:

all summer long by kid rock

It's this one

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I guess time of your life by green day.

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


unzin posted:

Mexican Radio by that band with the loving dork sounding singer

Stan Ridgway owns.

Sucrose
Dec 9, 2009

Earwicker posted:

Jack & Diane

i dont know why it just irritates me

Suckin’ on a chili dog,
Outside the Tastee Freeze

Sucrose
Dec 9, 2009

I was a bit dumbfounded one day when I was listening to the radio and unexpectedly heard Aerosmith singing the “Oh no, oh no, oh no no no no no” line.

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Earwicker posted:

most Christmas songs are terrible, it would be a drop in the bucket

All Christmas music then.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

:stare: This might be the new worst song I've ever heard. It sounds like someone put a speech curse on a kitten or something.

JetSetGo
Jan 1, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Darth Brooks posted:

All Christmas music then.

But most especially "All I Want for Christmas" by Mariah Carey which should be classified as domestic terrorism.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

JetSetGo posted:

But most especially "All I Want for Christmas" by Mariah Carey which should be classified as domestic terrorism.

:hmmyes:

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
No, really.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3z54SZsLsA

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

Revins posted:

pretty fly for a white guy is a plague upon all existence

https://youtu.be/Z-AeyBkqqJs

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
Anything by Weird Al Yankovic to be really mean.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Hollismason posted:

Anything by Weird Al Yankovic to be really mean.

he should not be allowed to lampoon all those innocent artists

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
Weird Al Yankovic is just okay

AngryRobotsInc
Aug 2, 2011


I had managed to complete wipe this from my memory until today.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Most of the songs posted itt so far are bangers.

:yeah:

Goon deleting the Christmas song has the right idea. My choice is Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime by... Paul McCartney?

Oh you can go gently caress yourself sideways, Paul.

sauer kraut
Oct 2, 2004
Nothing Else Matters :orks:

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3rXdeOvhNE

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast

kntfkr posted:

I guess time of your life by green day.

there's no need to guess, nobody enjoyed the sappy part of their high school grad slideshow

i'd have to say mad world gary jules and matilda agrees https://www.avclub.com/mara-wilson-on-the-sickness-induced-reason-she-hates-ga-1798273978 the tears for fears version can stay

normal-ass vampire
Feb 14, 2011
Tom's Diner. It just pisses me off, idk why

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Hahahahahahaha this is amazing :haw:

Hollismason posted:

Weird Al Yankovic is just okay

He's only slightly worse than mediocre imho

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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Weird Al is a decent human being, though. That puts him ahead of literally every single other musician.

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