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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:The worst thing in this thread is people sleeping with socks on I only wear socks while having sex
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Smugworth posted:William Henry Hairytaint said he not only sleeps naked, he sleeps naked with no covers and the curtains open while secretly hoping some little old ladies pass by and see him 
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Sep 6, 2022 16:21
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Hop into bed in your boxers, then 5 minutes later be annoyed by your boxers. Take them off, but leave them hanging around one leg. That way, if you'll have to get up for an emergency, you don't have to look for your boxers. Just put your other leg in, pull them up and go hogwild on whatever emergency that woke you up 
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Sep 6, 2022 16:35
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Facing aliens/fires/intruders with your hog out is a time honored demoralization tactic
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Sep 6, 2022 17:29
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shut up blegum posted:Hop into bed in your boxers, then 5 minutes later be annoyed by your boxers. Take them off, but leave them hanging around one leg. That way, if you'll have to get up for an emergency, you don't have to look for your boxers. Just put your other leg in, pull them up and go hogwild on whatever emergency that woke you up Genius. So like if I wake up in the night with an emergency I can just pull my boxers back up, poo poo in them, and go back to sleep?
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Genius. Yup. It's even more efficient to pre-poo poo your boxers though
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Sep 6, 2022 20:16
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i think we need a new thread 'Do You Poop while Sleeping?'
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Sep 6, 2022 20:19
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What kinda idiot doesn't poo poo their own pants? "No im gonna poo poo in the bed or someone else's pants like a huge clown"
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Sep 6, 2022 20:20
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shut up blegum posted:Just put your other leg in, pull them up and go hogwild on whatever emergency that woke you up Emergency boners. Time to go hog wild.
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Sep 6, 2022 22:06
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just poo poo directly into your own mouth what? it's good enough for tubgirl but not you huh? up on your high horse.
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Sep 6, 2022 23:09
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Sleeping naked rules, but i find i wear underwear more these days.
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Sep 7, 2022 00:01
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Schlong Connery posted:Sleeping naked rules, but i find i wear underwear more these days. Powerful handle/AV/post synergy here.
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Mozi posted:i think we need a new thread 'Do You Poop while Sleeping?' Servers couldn’t handle all the replies. They would crash.
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Sep 7, 2022 00:39
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I don't but I'm having a good time imagining all of you sleeping naked.
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Sep 7, 2022 02:12
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My body is touching my sheets No poop transfer yet
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Sep 7, 2022 02:33
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Do some kegels, bed poopers
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Sep 7, 2022 02:37
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The fire alarm went off at my hotel the other day and i was naked in bed. I debated whether to take the time to put a bra on and decided against it. I'm sure the extra 10 seconds would have made such a big difference if it was a real fire.
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Sep 7, 2022 02:46
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Worf posted:My body is touching my sheets Try pushing.
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Sep 7, 2022 02:53
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Try pushing. Don't be silly! They clearly need more fiber in their diet.
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Sep 7, 2022 03:06
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People often ask me what the appropriate amount of fiber in one’s diet is. I say, unless you have a constant leaking stream of waste dripping from your heinie, EAT MORE PLUMS.
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Sep 7, 2022 03:27
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Just layer sheets of construction plastic between your sinful naked body and anything you touch. If your bedroom doesn't look like a set from Dexter, it's full of 
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Sep 7, 2022 22:18
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Colonel Cancer posted:Just layer sheets of construction plastic between your sinful naked body and anything you touch. If your bedroom doesn't look like a set from Dexter, it's full of Just like your mom!
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The cat is gone, the balls are free.
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