Do You Sleep Naked?

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AHH F/UGH: May 25, 2002

I shower in the morning and also once before bed but no, I wear a tshirt and boxers (boxer briefs are for chubby muffin topped hipsters whose personality is mostly based around trying new ciders from Albertsons)

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Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

motherfucker i was born naked

# ? Jul 20, 2022 03:34

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Sports bra and boxers. It's a dangerous game to sleepily scratch your crotch as a woman.

# ? Jul 20, 2022 03:36

Revins: Nov 2, 2007; tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

Foo Diddley posted:

motherfucker i was born naked

whoa watch out everybody we got a badass over here

# ? Jul 20, 2022 03:36

TontoCorazon: Aug 18, 2007

LanceHunter posted:

Sleep naked. Also, strip my sheets and replace them with fresh ones when I make my bed each morning. Cleanest and most comfortable sleep you can imagine.

Was just about to say, fresh, soft cotton sheets feels so nice.

# ? Jul 20, 2022 03:41

Cacator: Aug 6, 2005; You're quite good at turning me on.

I only wear a freshly unwrapped condom to bed.

# ? Jul 20, 2022 03:44

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Fresh sheets every day is the most wasteful bullshit idea

I mean it sounds lovely but gently caress

# ? Jul 20, 2022 03:47

TontoCorazon: Aug 18, 2007

The Bloop posted:

Fresh sheets every day is the most wasteful bullshit idea

I mean it sounds lovely but gently caress

Everyday? What are we billionaires?

# ? Jul 20, 2022 03:48

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

TontoCorazon posted:

Everyday? What are we billionaires?

Did you read the post you quoted above

# ? Jul 20, 2022 03:50

LanceHunter: Nov 12, 2016; Beautiful People Club

TontoCorazon posted:

Everyday? What are we billionaires?

It costs a bit to build up 6 to 8 nice sets of sheets, but once you've got that then you can replace them every day and not have to laundry much more frequently (washing 3 sets at a time in a high-capacity washer and dryer).

It is a bit of a luxury, but it's a luxury that is well worth it.

# ? Jul 20, 2022 03:56

Joust: Dec 7, 2007; No Ledges.

The Bloop posted:

Did you read the post you quoted above

No read only post.

# ? Jul 20, 2022 03:56

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

Joust posted:

No read only post.

# ? Jul 20, 2022 03:56

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

i have a pretty decent sized washer and dryer and if i tried to do 3 sets of sheets and 6 pillow cases it wouldn't wash them for poo poo...

are you going to laundromat with high capacity bins or what?

I'm fine with showering each night and washing the sheets once a week. That is what my parents did and it seemed normal.

2 sets of sheets and you just switch them out and wash the used set on the weekend.

I feel like this is pretty normal.

# ? Jul 20, 2022 03:58

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

No I sleep in my underwear I feel uncomfortable sleeping completely naked. It�s probably because of the time I slept completely naked and then my whole family died.

# ? Jul 20, 2022 04:02

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

satanic splash-back posted:

Nude sleep is the only real sleep.

# ? Jul 20, 2022 04:06

Panaflex: Sep 28, 2001

We have young children who randomly jump in bed with my wife and I in the middle of the night so we need to wear night clothes or it might get awkward.

# ? Jul 20, 2022 04:08

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Joust posted:

No read only post.

# ? Jul 20, 2022 04:08

deep dish peat moss: Jul 27, 2006

No because I live in Arizona so I wake up sweating more often than not and I'd rather have at least boxers on and preferably a tshirt or something to absorb it so that I can wash my sheets once a week instead of every day

# ? Jul 20, 2022 04:09

blight rhino: Feb 11, 2014; EXQUISITE ~~LURKER~~ RHINO; Nap Ghost

nekkid as a jay bird.

unless I have company, then I'll put on some boxers, so my penis isn't all up on them.

# ? Jul 20, 2022 04:12

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

Foo Diddley posted:

motherfucker i was born naked

disgusting.

# ? Jul 20, 2022 04:15

Caesar Saladin: Aug 15, 2004

i need support for my balls or i feel gross

also i sleep with my cats and i don't want them resting on my warm package

# ? Jul 20, 2022 04:19

Pac and Cheese: Oct 29, 2010; gotta walk fast

i wear these so i can fill in my dream diary. usually nightmares about goons sleeping naked

# ? Jul 20, 2022 04:27

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Joust posted:

No read only post.

This is the GBS way

# ? Jul 20, 2022 04:27

TontoCorazon: Aug 18, 2007

Wendigee posted:

i have a pretty decent sized washer and dryer and if i tried to do 3 sets of sheets and 6 pillow cases it wouldn't wash them for poo poo...

are you going to laundromat with high capacity bins or what?

I'm fine with showering each night and washing the sheets once a week. That is what my parents did and it seemed normal.

2 sets of sheets and you just switch them out and wash the used set on the weekend.

I feel like this is pretty normal.

Pretty much for me at least. I shower before going to bed every night and every morning. Switch up the sheets on the weekends and do laundry every two to three weeks

# ? Jul 20, 2022 04:29

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
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I shower once per week and change my sheets every 6-12 months. Best sleep you can imagine.

# ? Jul 20, 2022 05:09

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

i sleep baked :grin:

# ? Jul 20, 2022 05:10

a few DRUNK BONERS: Mar 25, 2016

JetSetGo posted:

I got foreskin so I gotta at least wear underwear. No matter how much I dab after pissing there's always some remnant of pee, and I don't want that poo poo on my quilt (even if it has other body fluids from fuckin).

Fyi if you have a foreskin you're never really naked

# ? Jul 20, 2022 05:14

Buce: Dec 23, 2005

I'm only nude when I shower. At all other times I am clothed.

# ? Jul 20, 2022 05:16

Buttchocks: Oct 21, 2020; No, I like my hat, thanks.

I wear my bed to sleep.

# ? Jul 20, 2022 05:56

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

Fyi if you have a foreskin you're never really naked

u/p combo

# ? Jul 20, 2022 06:12

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

I'd describe my sleeping situation more as a nest than anything else.

# ? Jul 20, 2022 06:20

SAY YOHO: Oct 5, 2021

Have none of you penis-havers not had a nocturnal emission? Do you want to not contain that poo poo? Also my balls hang low and need containment.

# ? Jul 20, 2022 06:28

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Yes with OPs mom and also microwaves mom

# ? Jul 20, 2022 06:43

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

Nah. No shirt or pants or socks, but the boys stay in containment.

# ? Jul 20, 2022 06:45

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

SAY YOHO posted:

Have none of you penis-havers not had a nocturnal emission? Do you want to not contain that poo poo? Also my balls hang low and need containment.

nocturnal emissions? yeah ask your mom about that. :awesome:

# ? Jul 20, 2022 06:51

AHH F/UGH: May 25, 2002

SAY YOHO posted:

Have none of you penis-havers not had a nocturnal emission? Do you want to not contain that poo poo? Also my balls hang low and need containment.

I make your wife sleep with her mouth on my johnson so problem solved

# ? Jul 20, 2022 06:51

RainMaker: Oct 25, 2012; This is me every time you post.

kntfkr posted:

i only sleep naked if i gently caress so hard that i pass out. but i always smoke afterwards so that never happens. so no i guess not.

if high yeah but don't do that anymore

There's no need to lie on the internet like that.

# ? Jul 20, 2022 07:16

central dogma: Feb 25, 2012; Come to the Undead Settlement in the next 20 mins if u want an ash kicking

SAY YOHO posted:

Have none of you penis-havers not had a nocturnal emission? Do you want to not contain that poo poo? Also my balls hang low and need containment.

Boxer briefs because I don't want protein stains on my sheets.

Layers are:

500 thread count cotton, because less is too scratchy and more is too hot.
100% cotton blanket.
100% wool blanket on top.

Wash sheets once per week and blankets 1-2 tines per month.

Shower at night, but not in the morning.

Also wipe my rear end back to front while sitting.

And i always tip at least 15%.

# ? Jul 20, 2022 09:29

Secks Cauldron: Aug 26, 2006; I thought they closed that place down!

SAY YOHO posted:

Have none of you penis-havers not had a nocturnal emission? Do you want to not contain that poo poo? Also my balls hang low and need containment.

Don't you get those from not masturbating? GBS will be fine

# ? Jul 20, 2022 09:31

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Trapick: Apr 17, 2006

I don't understand people who sleep clothed. You're clothed all day! Take some naked time.

# ? Jul 20, 2022 09:42

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