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SAY YOHO posted:Have none of you penis-havers not had a nocturnal emission? I've honestly never had one of these. Someone once described his wet dreams (the ones that were actually dreams) as the only times he's been able to get off purely from his own thoughts. I can't tell whether that'd be awesome or frustrating (since you get to the climax without any of the physical sensation).
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I sleep clothed but get naked for Forums Time.
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Jul 20, 2022 09:46
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Boxers absorb my bollock sweat and help me to feel cooler and fresher than without them.
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Jul 20, 2022 09:58
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I usually go shirtless with boxers, but if I'm feeling spicy I just tuck my balls into a low-cut gym sock
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Jul 20, 2022 10:06
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Wet farts.
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Jul 20, 2022 10:38
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Trapick posted:I don't understand people who sleep clothed. You're clothed all day! Take some naked time. Exactly my sentiment
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Jul 20, 2022 11:39
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I wear a 3 piece pressed wool suit to bed because one should never be caught unprepared for class *tips hat*
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Jul 20, 2022 11:41
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I am always naked.
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Jul 20, 2022 12:13
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I used to sleep naked but it bothers my partner (who is more modest than I am) so I stopped. When they are out of town though I go buck wild
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Jul 20, 2022 12:24
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I sleep naked but with a pair of boxers on the night stand in case I need to un-nude quickly. Your body can adjust the amount of skin and hair oil it produces, up to a point. If you shower twice daily, uh, that's probably contributing to the reason you need to shower twice daily.
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Jul 20, 2022 12:55
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Das Boo posted:Sports bra and boxers. It's a dangerous game to sleepily scratch your crotch as a woman. Why is that? I've never heard this.
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Jul 20, 2022 12:59
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TontoCorazon posted:You guys need to wash better
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Jul 20, 2022 13:05
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"Come in, -- come in! and know me better, man! Look upon me! You have never seen the like of me before!" I said, completely naked, to the spirit who expected a gown and nightcap
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Jul 20, 2022 13:10
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Due to my constant and voluminous nocturnal emissions I must wear a dry suit to bed, and when I wake up and get out I always look like the Michelin man due to morbid obesity.
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Jul 20, 2022 14:10
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If theres a fire I break the window with my naked penis and climb naked out through the glass then off the roof naked into the street, my cut and bleeding penis swinging like a gutted horse running through a World War 2 no mans land
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Jul 20, 2022 14:14
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Billy Ray Blowjob posted:If theres a fire I break the window with my naked penis and climb naked out through the glass then off the roof naked into the street Why not simply put the fire out and go back to sleep? A penis is nature's fire hose.
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Jul 20, 2022 14:15
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I sleep fully clothed but never under any sheets/blankets. Why yes I do refuse to get diagnosed for autism why do you ask
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Jul 20, 2022 14:17
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When you never wipe you try not to do anything naked lest you leave skid marks all over the furniture.
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Jul 20, 2022 14:27
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Wendigee posted:Like... Guys... It's okay to rub your rear end and pee holes with soapy water. do not rub your pee hole with soap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yuo can rub around it but not on/in it!!!!
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Jul 20, 2022 14:27
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i sleep fully clothed for obvious reasons: - unwashed rear end - foreskin traps large volumes of piss, the only outlet for it is onto my bedsheets or into my underwear - doing big cums in the middle of teh night (unconscious) - despite showering several times a day, skin is covered in a layer of slime like a catfish - must remain vigilant and prepared for fires, hurricanes, armed combat, etc.
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Jul 20, 2022 14:30
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SAY YOHO posted:Have none of you penis-havers not had a nocturnal emission? Do you want to not contain that poo poo? Also my balls hang low and need containment. I jerk off all day so by the time I go to sleep my sore balls and blistered boner get to rest too. Never had a wet dream.
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Jul 20, 2022 14:36
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wet dreams are a myth
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Jul 20, 2022 15:01
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I just pull my foreskin up and over my whole body like a sleeping bag. Is that naked? I don't know, I don't care, but I sleep like a swaddled baby. With their foreskin intact.
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Jul 20, 2022 15:02
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GolfHole posted:do not rub your pee hole with soap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's what the sounding rod is for
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Jul 20, 2022 15:09
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kntfkr posted:wet dreams are a myth This is actually true. The only time I’ve had a “wet dream” was when I was too lazy to get out of bed and jerk off in the bathroom and just splooged on my stomach next to my sleeping wife. Blamed the green, stinky mess on a wet dream.
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Jul 20, 2022 15:13
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Green, stinky mess? That's no cum bud that's ectoplasm.
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Jul 20, 2022 16:16
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I sure do. But you knew that already...
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Jul 20, 2022 16:19
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Colonel Cancer posted:Green, stinky mess? That's no cum bud that's ectoplasm. been saying this
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Jul 20, 2022 16:20
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All of you nocturnal emitters have you considered sleeping naked with a condom on? Maybe throw in a butt plug too, we all poo poo ourselves here
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Jul 20, 2022 16:20
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I sleep in a big bed with my wife
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Jul 20, 2022 16:28
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I’m so committed to naked sleeping I practice fire evacuation and knife fighting from a dead sleep so I will be sure to not even hesitate to react nude. Call me if you want to get in on practice sesh
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Jul 20, 2022 16:52
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RainMaker posted:There's no need to lie on the internet like that. you're right. i updated my initial publication for accuracy
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Jul 20, 2022 16:55
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DisgracelandUSA posted:I just pull my foreskin up and over my whole body like a sleeping bag. Is that naked? I don't know, I don't care, but I sleep like a swaddled baby. With their foreskin intact. Was going to make the exact same post, including using the terms ‘sleeping bag’ and ‘swaddled’. Rest well, fellow slumber-haver.
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Jul 20, 2022 17:10
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I sleep naked on linen sheet and a linen duvet. Feels so cool and crunchy on the skin
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Jul 20, 2022 17:25
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It's the only way to sleep. Gotta air out your balls wang and or vag My wife doesn't sleep naked while I'm away tho. She understandably doesn't share my belief that confronting an intruder in the nude is the way to go.
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Jul 20, 2022 17:25
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Can we please start saying it as nekkid. Sounds less dirty that way. Thanks in advance.
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Jul 20, 2022 17:35
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Can we please start saying it as nekkid. Sounds less dirty that way. Everyone knows that naked is when you have no clothes on, and nekkid is when you have no clothes on and are getting dirty.
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Jul 20, 2022 17:38
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ReidRansom posted:Everyone knows that naked is when you have no clothes on, and nekkid is when you have no clothes on and are getting dirty. S-show me?
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Jul 20, 2022 17:49
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ReidRansom posted:It's the only way to sleep. Gotta air out your balls wang and or vag I don't keep any weapons in the house EXCEPT my nudity.
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Spinz posted:Sleep in a bra, have forever same, but im a guy so it's purely a fetish thing
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