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mom and dad fight a lot posted:I used to until my toddler kept sneaking into my room in the middle of the night God drat kids
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I started sleeping nude about 40 years ago. Never looked back.
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Genesplicer posted:I started sleeping nude about 40 years ago. Never looked back. I want you to be like 41, but you're probably like 70 or something
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Sep 3, 2022 04:04
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I don't even shower naked
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Sep 3, 2022 05:11
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Genesplicer posted:I started sleeping nude about 40 years ago. Never looked back. Let them old balls free. They've done enough
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Sep 3, 2022 05:38
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This thread continues to be a danger to the public. I’ve been sleeping naked for the past two weeks, but OP conveniently neglected to mention that you need to wash and change your sheets at least once every six months. Not I have a giant infected MRSA cyst on my rear end. Someone’s going to get really hurt one day by this thread!
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Sep 3, 2022 06:15
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I only sleep clothed if I'm really drunk. ...But I don't always shower before bed which tbh is kinda gross I know.
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Sep 3, 2022 06:23
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Soukuw posted:I only sleep clothed if I'm really drunk. I hope you wear a big ol’ buttplug to sleep so your rear end doesn’t rain dingleberries all over your sheets every night.
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Sep 3, 2022 06:26
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:I hope you wear a big ol’ buttplug to sleep so your rear end doesn’t rain dingleberries all over your sheets every night. See a doctor
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Sep 3, 2022 06:59
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I wear a shin length cotton nightshirt winter and summer, without underpants unless it's that time of the month. Since I shower before bed there's no concern about skid marks and the gown is long enough that its tail easily protects my knee pillow from whatever other pollution. Bonus is I can piss on the floor any time I like and not worry about ruining my drawers. Letting your bits breathe daily, especially when you work a sweaty physical job, is good for everyone IMO.
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Sep 3, 2022 07:02
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rekko posted:I want you to be like 41, but you're probably like 70 or something 59. I'll be 60 just over 2 months. TontoCorazon posted:Let them old balls free. They've done enough I find that if I throw my scrotum over my shoulder, I sleep more comfortably.
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Sep 3, 2022 08:45
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Odd amount of goons worried about transferring feces to bed makes me think the thread should be titled "do you clean your rear end naked?"
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Sep 3, 2022 11:24
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Worf posted:Odd amount of goons worried about transferring feces to bed makes me think the thread should be titled "do you clean your rear end naked?" Don't go asking questions to answer you don't want. If I knew how many goons are going to bed with poo poo caked cheeks I might ask for a perma
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Sep 3, 2022 11:51
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Zil posted:Depends on the sleeping bag Modern day Dark Souls reboot looking on point
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Sep 3, 2022 11:57
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Always poop, then shower, then bed. Never change this order. Especially the last one and the first one that could get you in trouble. Although if you shower afterwards maybe it's fine?
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Sep 3, 2022 12:13
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Dixville posted:Always poop, then shower, then bed. Never change this order. Especially the last one and the first one that could get you in trouble. Although if you shower afterwards maybe it's fine? What about when you wake up in the middle of the night with diarrhea? Are you supposed to get back in the shower before you go back to bed??? I’d never sleep! How many times a night do you wake up with the shits? For me it’s at least twice.
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Sep 3, 2022 12:26
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Just sleep in a giant tub of poo poo
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Sep 3, 2022 13:01
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Naked and hanging upside-down like a bat.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Just sleep in a giant tub of poo poo How often should the tub get cleaned?
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:How often should the tub get cleaned? What'd be the point? Just take a shower when you wake up
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Genesplicer posted:59. I'll be 60 just over 2 months. Like a weighed blanket, warm and comforting
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Worf posted:Odd amount of goons worried about transferring feces to bed makes me think the thread should be titled "do you clean your rear end naked?" It really is distressing how often it's come up itt.
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Sep 3, 2022 14:40
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I leave my vag soaking in a cleaning solution overnight in the sink so I dunno if that counts.
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Sep 3, 2022 15:30
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Huh I kinda wanna try a sleeping nest now
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Colonel Cancer posted:Huh I kinda wanna try a sleeping nest now Which part of all that sounded appealing to you?
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Sep 3, 2022 16:07
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I'm the smell of the apartment wafting out into the cooridor whenever the door unfurls itself from it's hinges and divests the room of some humid reek
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Sep 3, 2022 16:19
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rekko posted:Which part of all that sounded appealing to you?
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Lol I missed the part where somebody was enamored with the idea of the sweaty stench nest Just use recycled newspapers at that point m8 Also probably don't bother having a roof
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Sep 3, 2022 16:24
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Itt goons finally solve making GBS threads the bed
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Sep 3, 2022 16:25
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And maybe someone can come in in the morning and barf up my coffee and breakfast right into the nest, and then we'll fly away and poo poo on someone's car 
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Sep 3, 2022 21:17
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I think I was in my teens when I realized it made no sense to be clothed while I slept, and that having underwear on 24/7 was not doing good things to my skin. The only times I wear some kind of clothing to sleep is stuff like sharing a hotel room with others, being in the hospital, or every once in a while I'll sleep in socks to keep my feet nice and toasty. Otherwise the whole concept of "sleepwear" makes no sense to me.
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Sep 3, 2022 22:28
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Naked sleeping in a heat wave on slippery crisp sheets, costco fan blowing in an arc all night Feels good man
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Sep 3, 2022 23:25
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CaptainSarcastic posted:having underwear on 24/7 was not doing good things to my skin. Did you ever consider changing your underwear?
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Sep 3, 2022 23:40
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Yeah like wtf is you underwear made of, kryptonite?
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I wear my pink pajamas in the summer when it's hot. I wear my purple nightie in the winter when it's not. But sometimes in the springtime, and sometimes in the fall. I jump between the covers with nothing on at all. Glory, glory hallelujah!
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Colonel Cancer posted:Yeah like wtf is you underwear made of, kryptonite? When my underwear begin to disintegrate from poo poo, pee, cum, and menstrual fluids I just pull on a new layer to maintain my 24/7 wearing underwear track record. Turrurrurrurrrrrrr fucked around with this message at 01:06 on Sep 4, 2022 |
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I haven't washed my sheets in months Edit: also I sleep naked
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McSpankWich posted:I haven't washed my sheets in months Just start taking antibiotics now. You’ll thank me later.
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