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McSpankWich posted:I haven't washed my sheets in months Just buy a new mattress every 6 months and skip the sheets. You'll save on detergent!
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Sep 4, 2022 04:27
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I feel like I’d get too horny if I slept completely naked. Like, what happens if I suddenly wake up in the middle of the night with a powerful urge to pound off??
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Sep 4, 2022 05:12
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:I feel like I’d get too horny if I slept completely naked. Like, what happens if I suddenly wake up in the middle of the night with a powerful urge to pound off?? give 'er, bud.
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Sep 4, 2022 05:58
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:I feel like I’d get too horny if I slept completely naked. Like, what happens if I suddenly wake up in the middle of the night with a powerful urge to pound off?? Crank that hog
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Sep 4, 2022 06:10
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:I feel like I’d get too horny if I slept completely naked. Like, what happens if I suddenly wake up in the middle of the night with a powerful urge to pound off?? Pray!
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Sep 4, 2022 06:19
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:I feel like I’d get too horny if I slept completely naked. Like, what happens if I suddenly wake up in the middle of the night with a powerful urge to pound off?? You should be so lucky
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Sep 4, 2022 06:23
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I'm supposed feel bad about nesting now? Go gently caress yourselves.
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Sep 4, 2022 06:59
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Alucard posted:Did you ever consider changing your underwear? Colonel Cancer posted:Yeah like wtf is you underwear made of, kryptonite? I had more than one pair of completely ordinary underwear, I assure you. I just have extra fancy sensitive skin.
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Sep 4, 2022 07:22
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I also don't use a top sheet, comforter and bottom sheet only.
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Sep 4, 2022 12:54
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Just flip your bare mattress every other day so all the accumulated filth drips off into the filth tray
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Sep 4, 2022 13:03
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Colonel Cancer posted:Just flip your bare mattress every other day so all the accumulated filth drips off into the filth tray Where is the filth tray located? I feel like mine is full.
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Sep 4, 2022 14:41
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Where is the filth tray located? I feel like mine is full. Under the bed, duh. Some thrifty campers use pizza boxes
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Sep 4, 2022 14:52
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McSpankWich posted:I also don't use a top sheet, comforter and bottom sheet only. I never understood the purpose of a top sheet in all my years on this dumb speck of dust floating through space. Blanket and fitted mattress sheet ONLY superiority. Top sheets get relegated to covering outdoor plants during cold snaps in the winter.
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Sep 4, 2022 15:58
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I definitely sleep naked. Despite the goon stereotype, I actually shower twice a day on work days. In the morning before work and after work. On weekends I usually only shower once, but if I take a giant steamy, greasy poo poo or get dirty doing whatever I'll shower again, or at least wash my rear end if I take that greasy poo poo. E: poo poo well I already made this post I guess. But uhhhh, yeah I still sleep naked, sometimes with socks though.
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Sep 4, 2022 17:23
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Ambassadorofsodomy posted:I definitely sleep naked. The socks make you extra naked
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Sep 4, 2022 18:05
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why do goons so constantly and gleefully admit they don't wash their rear end and balls enough
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smoobles posted:why do goons so constantly and gleefully admit they don't wash their rear end and balls enough Proud of their culture of disgusting bacteria they are.
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Sep 4, 2022 19:10
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TontoCorazon posted:The socks make you extra naked 
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Sep 4, 2022 20:46
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Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:Proud of their culture of disgusting bacteria they are. The savage Germanic tribes to the north often accused the Romans of being too cleanly and bathing too much… see where washing your rear end gets you. 
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Sep 4, 2022 20:48
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smoobles posted:why do goons so constantly and gleefully admit they don't wash their rear end and balls enough This seems to come up alot on the Reddit relationship copy & paste thread too. I've just assumed it's an American thing.
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Sep 4, 2022 20:48
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I sleep in the shower, and I also poo poo in the shower (while sleeping). Of course I wear a swimsuit in the shower.
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Sep 4, 2022 21:18
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mudskipp posted:This seems to come up alot on the Reddit relationship copy & paste thread too. I've just assumed it's an American thing. could be, since they also can't clean a dick if it has a foreskin lmao
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Sep 4, 2022 21:24
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If you wash your balls too often you'll upset the delicate balance of natural ball flora.
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Mooey Cow posted:I sleep in the shower, and I also poo poo in the shower (while sleeping). Of course I wear a swimsuit in the shower. I can’t sleep in the shower. The mold in the tub makes me not even want to stand in the drat thing. I swear the next thing that happens is I’m going to lose my feet to an aggressive fungal infection.
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Ratios and Tendency posted:If you wash your balls too often you'll upset the delicate balance of natural ball flora. I just wash one ball a week
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Sep 5, 2022 02:51
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I apply the 5 second rule to balls and also bunghole
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Sep 5, 2022 03:30
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Colonel Cancer posted:I apply the 5 second rule to balls and also bunghole Yours or other people's?
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Sep 5, 2022 06:09
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yes OP what idiots dont
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Sep 5, 2022 06:10
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Womblemania posted:yes OP what idiots dont Apparently idiots in this thread
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:I can’t sleep in the shower. The mold in the tub makes me not even want to stand in the drat thing. I swear the next thing that happens is I’m going to lose my feet to an aggressive fungal infection. Dehumanise yourself and become a goon/mushroom hybrid in my opinion
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Sep 5, 2022 08:52
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Wash your genitals and rear end Change your sheets Sleep naked Goddamn goons.
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Mooey Cow posted:Dehumanise yourself and become a goon/mushroom hybrid in my opinion This is my new calling.
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:The savage Germanic tribes to the north often accused the Romans of being too cleanly and bathing too much… see where washing your rear end gets you. himself on the horse there looks like a man who has no truck with clean arses
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Sep 5, 2022 19:04
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I'm not able to sleep in a bed with any form of clothing on me. It feels gross and uncomfortable. Naked sleeping is pure bliss.
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Sep 5, 2022 19:11
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The worst thing in this thread is people sleeping with socks on
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Sep 6, 2022 05:26
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I wear socks in bed but only on my genitals.
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I sleep naked but lately I have had a hard time holding my poo poo in. It's especially bad in the mornings. About 2 weeks ago I woke up with a lovely rear end crack and as a result I had poo poo on my sheets. Have to be careful now.
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Sep 6, 2022 15:06
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going commando is dumb when edible underwear gives you both skidmark protection and breakfast in bed
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William Henry Hairytaint said he not only sleeps naked, he sleeps naked with no covers and the curtains open while secretly hoping some little old ladies pass by and see him
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