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Jul 17, 2003

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https://twitter.com/AspersionCaster/status/1678013063906164737?t=VDUugXo1FW_B9tiD54ERHw&s=19

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moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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Watched the Shane standup a few days ago and it was pretty good

I've never seen alcohol lines that long for any type of show ever, it was insane

I do think he got put off at one point when he said an old timey slur and the crowd cheered instead of getting quiet


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdiWBLZ199w

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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Dinosaur Gum
https://twitter.com/AspersionCaster/status/1733206010699911649?t=KzGUhAywT352dyqoBU85hQ&s=19

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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Just remembered this


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K4gX2T5byU

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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Mccuskers theory on the origin is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard

That's birds!

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Jul 17, 2003

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moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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Jul 17, 2003

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It's a good tour and they play Gloria on loop to make the beer happy

Also Clydesdales are just an absolute hoss of a horse when you get up next to them

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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He's gonna wear a cocktail dress and tiara

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Jul 17, 2003

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He's gonna wear a cocktail dress and tiara

okay i cant see this not happening on snl

it'll be ten minutes long for a 15 second joke format

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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God how funny it would be if they cancelled him from SNL before his show again

https://twitter.com/mikerecine/status/1755257932017471621?t=f6uo06pb0tW0ph_HkxjstQ&s=19

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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SNL alum, a veteran, and collegiate football player all on technicalities

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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Lemaires opening act for Shane has some heavy racist stuff in it and I will say the audience was laughing a bit too hard at certain words and situations

I of course shook my head while chuckling so people knew that I thought it was wrong but still funny

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Jul 17, 2003

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https://twitter.com/AspersionCaster/status/1755411326724120882?t=MPiuROCp3j7tqP-SrxEI4w&s=19

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Jul 17, 2003

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https://twitter.com/HaskHole/status/1756775917391925408?t=EK4nn3LmMkPUWr1TnyPn7g&s=19

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Jul 17, 2003

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https://twitter.com/mattwritesbooks/status/1757949383574802728?t=bBXRr29cYym2mY0NJX45wA&s=19

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Jul 17, 2003

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The plot thickens

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Jul 17, 2003

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https://twitter.com/latimes/status/1760466934800281722?t=yY0Cfxd70CU5tnQhP9wQYA&s=19

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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The man has convictions

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Jul 17, 2003

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Dinosaur Gum
https://twitter.com/ZASpookshow/status/1760827120098422816?t=sIcPQ6QHSbDPE1skp5XKrA&s=19

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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Yo that first skit sucked rear end what the gently caress was that

Shane wasn't even there as a trump at the end

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Jul 17, 2003

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Jul 17, 2003

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I do like that his monologue is just a mini set

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Jul 17, 2003

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This is playing more to Shane's strengths

He is genetically a dad

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Jul 17, 2003

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Dinosaur Gum
Okay this one is good

I like dumb Shane

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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Dinosaur Gum
Did Shane demand 50 wigs over the course of the night

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Jul 17, 2003

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Wtffff norm please come back

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Jul 17, 2003

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i still dont understand the opener

what was their plan, what was the big joke

https://x.com/nbcsnl/status/1761613905036513601?s=20

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Jul 17, 2003

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Dinosaur Gum
that low key owns

there's a bit shane does that i cant find anywhere so I guess it's just the tour bit but I love that one where he goes deep into high school football stuff and tells a story about his uncle getting in trouble at notre dame because every kid was in his hotel room when he was passed out and all the kids were jerking off to cinemax

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Jul 17, 2003

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hell yeah lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nT7VGGBHi8&t=118s

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Jul 17, 2003

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Jul 17, 2003

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hell yeah

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C35oHirgmxx/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

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Jul 17, 2003

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Jul 17, 2003

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https://twitter.com/megsxzum/status/1770521847173706135?t=jpnHefzRXtEmDIuyGosniQ&s=19

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Jul 17, 2003

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I am extremely pumped

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Jul 17, 2003

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im shane

https://x.com/bradenlytton/status/1773126238728520107?s=20

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Jul 17, 2003

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Dinosaur Gum
I'll take lemaire over mumble mouth gardini any day

Some people weren't meant for a mic

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Jul 17, 2003

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Jul 17, 2003

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Dinosaur Gum
all of shanes high school coach stories are incredibly spot on

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