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Mimesweeper
Mar 11, 2009

Smellrose

K3nT3n posted:

I was part of Solar Winds... It was 3 days before Storm the Capital... so I couldn't it out in person... to that event.

I was on the support team so to speak... those guys were the field team...

...I have proof. I don't care to post it. But here it is...



oh, poo poo. say hi to luminous for me

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Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Is Morgan Fey the one who had that porn site in the 00’s or am I thinking of someone else…

dot communist
Mar 28, 2005

K3nT3n posted:

If you strike everyone with lightning bolts for no particular reason, then you are ZEUS.

They're just tennis balls :rolleyes:

K3nT3n
Oct 8, 2015
If you see me posting my own tweets, please report me so I will be probated for a month.

Corn Glizzy posted:

Is Morgan Fey the one who had that porn site in the 00’s or am I thinking of someone else…

yea with dark priest :cthulhu:

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


R.L. Stine posted:

when u find the microsoft sam text to speech on the school computers

it looks more like a hollywood high script.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

K3nT3n posted:

I'll let you in on a secret....

I'm playing "high IQ" games with President Trump's staffers... via email...

Everyday they/the President sends out calls for donations at varying degrees of match bonuses and with very specific and complicated details...

"Be a part of President's XZY Club"...

Hmm...

Stuff like that...

I'm in the top 1% of Trump Donors after donating $1 years ago. I timed it right.

My total donations are $2... and last year... I'm still in the top donors.

In addition, Trump's staffers let me fundraise with my caucus... (IVC... FEC ID: C00796532) on winred... the official GOP fundraising platform for GOP candidates... They don't invite/allow everyone on there... the candidates.

I also receive invitations... to every... "Advisory Committee" possible for someone in my "group" or "metagroup"... I know this... because I have multiple accounts with the fundraising team at the GOP... "trust, but verify".

My uncle... Tony Nguyen... was the number 1 donor for State Senator Janet Ngueyn of California... where I live.

I'm higher than he is in the "bundler" world.

I've helped fundraise for... several... well... Congressman Ed Royce, Congresswoman Loretta Sanchez... and well...



Even Obama's Secretary... knows me...

So I will verify this is true...

President Trump's team... does play high IQ games... with donations and YOU CAN... make it up... to the upper echelons of donor gifts/benefits/stuff like that...

...by timing... thinking... analyzing...

"If I donate $1 today... it's not gonna make as much of an impact... as if I donated $1... when President Trump... is in a tight spot..."

And he or his team will let you know...

He was in a really tight spot... when I gave him the $1.

Looks like OP was serious about converting to christianity since he's supporting the messiah God has chosen to kill everyone and reduce the world to a lifeless corpse.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

It's going to be a pain to put the pieces of Shakespeare's draft of Henry VII together, but I am looking forward to the final product.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
shoutmon i want your help communicating with vladimir putin

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
well i have to admit, "a resurrection of Julia's Jaded Jester" was extremely not on my 2022 Bingo Card

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
wait, the subgenius IRC? lmao. this guy thinks he's freakin' robert anton wilson over here

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

K3nT3n posted:

I'll let you in on a secret....

I'm playing "high IQ" games with President Trump's staffers... via email...

Everyday they/the President sends out calls for donations at varying degrees of match bonuses and with very specific and complicated details...

"Be a part of President's XZY Club"...

Hmm...

Stuff like that...

I'm in the top 1% of Trump Donors after donating $1 years ago. I timed it right.


I guess we know who those emails appeal to

GetDunked
Dec 16, 2011

respectfully
OP I'm gonna fine you one United States Dollar ($1 at time of writing and also all other times) for every ellipsis (...) you use. That's at least a thousand by my count, on page 5 alone.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

GetDunked posted:

OP I'm gonna fine you one United States Dollar ($1 at time of writing and also all other times) for every ellipsis (...) you use. That's at least a thousand by my count, on page 5 alone.

That's how you know someone has gone completely off the deep end, their posts follow some bizarre grammatical and syntax rules that only makes sense to them.

Though using ellipsis as periods is kind of a low level form of that.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

op posted outside his quarantine thread and has to rest for the day. come back tomorrow everyone, shows over *motioning with "shoo" hands*

a7m2
Jul 9, 2012


Yaldabaoth posted:

That's how you know someone has gone completely off the deep end, their posts follow some bizarre grammatical and syntax rules that only makes sense to them.

Though using ellipsis as periods is kind of a low level form of that.

ellipses are also just used a lot by boomers

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

a7m2 posted:

ellipses are also just used a lot by boomers

Implying boomers haven't gone off the deep end.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

OP while you're on probation, kindly finish the schizophrenia test like you promised, and when you're back post the result, or are you too scared like a widdle baby googoo gahgah googoo?

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

op posted outside his quarantine thread and has to rest for the day. come back tomorrow everyone, shows over *motioning with "shoo" hands*

do you ever, sometimes, do you ever think "maybe the forums are a lot more weird than i think"

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

precision posted:

do you ever, sometimes, do you ever think "maybe the forums are a lot more weird than i think"

nope. they're exactrly as weird as i think which is high considering my weird and hosed up brain (not a schizo tho (yet))

Mimesweeper
Mar 11, 2009

Smellrose

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

nope. they're exactrly as weird as i think which is high considering my weird and hosed up brain (not a schizo tho (yet))

join us

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

nope. they're exactrly as weird as i think which is high considering my weird and hosed up brain (not a schizo tho (yet))

i'm very paranoid and crazy so sometimes i think things here are a LOT more weird than i think

like a couple years ago there was a genuine, no kidding "new person" on here, and they started talking to me, and it turned out they were a crazy person from my past that had caused great stress for me and my friends all the way back in like 2006, and this was someone that you would deffo never think would just randomly discover this place in 2020, and yet here we are. and they really had just stumbled on this place, they didn't know who i was

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

This thread rules, lmao.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
Am I understanding the op correctly and the 11th CIA rule is really “don’t get caught”? If so, that really seems like rule #1 material for a spy agency, rather than not even cracking the top 10.

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>

say what you will but I'd like to commend this author for not writing this bold message of resistance and homophobia in feces in some bathroom a minimum wage worker is forced to clean

K3nT3n
Oct 8, 2015
If you see me posting my own tweets, please report me so I will be probated for a month.

Pvt.Scott posted:

Am I understanding the op correctly and the 11th CIA rule is really “don’t get caught”? If so, that really seems like rule #1 material for a spy agency, rather than not even cracking the top 10.

I'm an intelligence agent, but not with the CIA (I'm the nephew-in-law of a General... Red Berets...)... but yeah that's what I hear...

K3nT3n
Oct 8, 2015
If you see me posting my own tweets, please report me so I will be probated for a month.

BigBadSteve posted:

OP while you're on probation, kindly finish the schizophrenia test like you promised, and when you're back post the result, or are you too scared like a widdle baby googoo gahgah googoo?

I already have a psychologist who evaluates me every month... All I can say is that I'm cleared to work.

[admin removed sensitive information]

I already have to get the evaluations so I can work...

I'm an intelligence agent and asset by the way... I work for TC2, the Socialist Republic of Vietnam's spy agency (General Department of Military Intelligence)... That's already well known with my friends and family if you know me. I can verify this online as well... I don't have a badge, but I have some references and stuff like that... hehe...

K3nT3n
Oct 8, 2015
If you see me posting my own tweets, please report me so I will be probated for a month.

Zippy the Bummer posted:

shoutmon i want your help communicating with vladimir putin

I don't know him in any capacity... I was most recently working with a guy from the Ministry of Security, China's intelligence agency...

If you need my help in any way... as a fellow goon, just let me know... I'm okay with Jeffrey of YOSPOS and Karna and some of the mods and all that good stuff...

Seriously... I'm reading these forums and taking the goons opinions into account as I do my work of influencing world affairs as an intelligence agent for Vietnam. I'm actually really high up... unimaginably high up in my agency...

My circle calls me "The Head Honcho" and "Prince of Vietnam"... talking to City Councilmen and lawmakers like Congressmen and stuff is not a big deal to me. Every once in awhile one calls me for help. I have a team under me as well... more than a handful of great guys and girls.

It's all good fun though...

Not trying to brag here... just saying you have a connection in me.

K3nT3n
Oct 8, 2015
If you see me posting my own tweets, please report me so I will be probated for a month.

precision posted:

what's interesting is that none of these threads were gassed

i think this means this is a friend of the mods, possible a mod themself, messing around

i'm ok with Jeffrey of YOSPOS and stuff...

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Fail.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

most epicly

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

lol paeging jeffrey of yospos to the muthafuckin thread :D :D

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
jeffrey i need you to explain what u have done :mad:

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




you have to put an ‘@‘ in front of his name or he won’t get a notification

K3nT3n
Oct 8, 2015
If you see me posting my own tweets, please report me so I will be probated for a month.

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

lol paeging jeffrey of yospos to the muthafuckin thread :D :D

https://twitter.com/KenWolfTran/status/1552364758581448704?s=20&t=JS6fKadCgqnkY5YPoN97ww

K3nT3n
Oct 8, 2015
If you see me posting my own tweets, please report me so I will be probated for a month.

precision posted:

jeffrey i need you to explain what u have done :mad:

We have what you could call a... cabal to change the world... Perhaps you have heard of some of my "compatriots"...

1. K3nT3n (TC2/Vietnamese Government Intelligence Agent, Duke of Vietnam/Nephew of a Red Berets 2-Star General) = Founding Titan [myself]
2. Jeffrey of YOSPOS (Somethingawful.com's Owner/Administrator) = Beast Titan
3. Amanda Lee (Singer, Voice Actress, YouTuber and VTuber) = Female Titan
4. Evangelos Katsioulis (World's Highest IQ Person at 200 IQ, Greek Physician) = Armored Titan
5. Nam Phan (Former UFC Fighter, The Ultimate Fighter Contestant) = Attack Titan
6. Ghassan Gholmieh (MD/Gastroenterologist at Kaiser, PhD ex-professor at USC, Angel Investor) = Cart Titan
7. Riley Worcester (Eldest Son of Mike Worcester, Level 4 Executive/Director at Boeing who was on the Star Wars Project) = Jaw Titan
8. Eric "McRustyJr" Tran (League of Legends pro-gamer and former Top 100 Super Smash Bros e-sports player) = Colossus Titan
9. David S. Lee (Vice President at Sony Music, former VP at K2 Network and Sleepy Giant for numerous AAA Video Game Titles) = War Hammer Titan

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
no, i've never heard of those people op

K3nT3n
Oct 8, 2015
If you see me posting my own tweets, please report me so I will be probated for a month.

Bad Purchase posted:

you have to put an ‘@‘ in front of his name or he won’t get a notification

https://twitter.com/KenWolfTran/status/1552489221432438784?s=20&t=mD9x8uNClVIpjooKsbC9Vg

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

I'm the nephew-in-law to my brother's wifes father from sri lanka... they didn't burn down his house because he's one of the good ones.

If you want to know anymore about "big frogs" in regards to the Alamo, just let me know.. Hit me on twitch at frog_truth.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
is this what eating the whole bottle of benadryl is like

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K3nT3n
Oct 8, 2015
If you see me posting my own tweets, please report me so I will be probated for a month.

precision posted:

no, i've never heard of those people op

https://twitter.com/KenWolfTran/status/1552495787010977792?s=20&t=IO3-W-zOZ7J1oJJtr5grCg

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