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What it says on the tin, like if you found some lovely manipulative genie and suddenly: Imagine if you had special cochlear implants that let you hear all the farts ripped from all the asses in the world. There is someone always farting. Or even something always farting. From elephants to dragonflies. And you get a nonstop orchestra of high pitched squeaky farts ripping in your earholes like little brown tornados flying around in your skull as if all the angels in heaven congregated to sing praises to you. Maybe even the rear end cheek spreading farts sitting down with a hole wide open to rumble and vibrate like an earthquake mixed with a cyclone. -VS- You may not be able to hear all the farts in the world, but you sure as gently caress can smell them. From the fake farts that don't smell versus all the thick miasma passes of crass rear end gas blasting from too much taco bell and jalapeno cheetohs with cheap flat beer farts spreading into your nostrils like a vaporous spiderweb. Smells like turkey and potatoes back home...where someone is always devouring exactly and offering opposing olfactory orgasms. Even the very poo particles filtering all the way across the world to slither into your nostrils, perhaps. Which one is better? Which one is worse? Which one would you pick?
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smelling all the farts would be an unforgettable experience and any sane human being should regret opting out of the opportunity for the rest of their life voted both tbh
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Jul 21, 2022 03:44
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INFO: Do you ever adapt to the noise/smell level?
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Jul 21, 2022 03:46
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What about sharts
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this is an absolute nightmare hell question and you're a loving psychopath for thinking of that
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Jul 21, 2022 03:53
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all the world's farts are already contained within the air we breathe, op
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Jul 21, 2022 03:54
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I would just have that implant removed OP. Hope that helps.
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Jul 21, 2022 03:59
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a 4th dimensional being would smell and hear all the farts but in like a sphere
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I think the combined hydrogen sulfide of every fart in the world would be fatal to anyone who inhaled it.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I think the combined hydrogen sulfide of every fart in the world would be fatal to anyone who inhaled it. no no no you dont inhale it, you just SMELL it
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Jul 21, 2022 04:13
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kntfkr posted:a 4th dimensional being would smell and hear all the farts but in like a sphere it would be a hyperfart
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Jul 21, 2022 04:21
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Question, can I use MKULTRA to reprogram myself to believe I am Thursday Lane
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Jul 21, 2022 04:22
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What about TASTING all the farts in the world!??!! 
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Nooner posted:What about TASTING all the farts in the world!??!! this is my fetish
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Jul 21, 2022 05:18
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i just farted, let me know if anyone here smelt it
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Jul 21, 2022 05:20
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Is this like, forever? Cause if it's for a limited time the sounds might cause ya to go mad. The smells might have you throwing up the entire time. Either way you'd probably recover.
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Jul 21, 2022 05:27
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Shinjobi posted:Is this like, forever? Cause if it's for a limited time the sounds might cause ya to go mad. The smells might have you throwing up the entire time. Yeah OP, is this a one and done, or is it a subscription?
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Jul 21, 2022 05:29
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all the balls: in your mouth or booya?
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Jul 21, 2022 05:30
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Junk posted:i just farted, let me know if anyone here smelt it *Raises finger without looking up from phone screen*
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Linux Pirate posted:Yeah OP, is this a one and done, or is it a subscription? Subscription style.
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Jul 21, 2022 05:33
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Hearing farts would own, you'd be laughing all the time and everyone knows laughter is best medicine
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Colonel Cancer posted:Hearing farts would own, you'd be laughing all the time and everyone knows laughter is best medicine This is my choice
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My wife is cursed with both of these at the same time from living with me. She’s pretty miserable.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Hearing farts would own, you'd be laughing all the time and everyone knows laughter is best medicine Clear winner.
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https://buttcoin.club/
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Jul 21, 2022 05:49
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thhhhhhthtbhtbhtbhtbhtbthtttttt 
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This is the greatest fart ever. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKC8-j8_U7U
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Yeah, farts sound hilarious and smell terrible. Is there anything else that varies so drastically depending on which sense registers it?? One of nature's mysteries.
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Jul 21, 2022 11:48
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i am being all the farts in the world
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Wouldn't hearing all of them just render as indecipherable white noise?
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Jul 21, 2022 13:12
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You can smell all the farts in the world and still be a virgin
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Nooner posted:What about TASTING all the farts in the world!??!! Doesn't smelling something technically mean you are also tasting it?
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Jul 22, 2022 01:27
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I just ripped one did anyone hear or smell it?!
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farts are funny to hear op not funny to smell though, i do not enjoy that aspect of the fart world
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They wanna blame cows but I think he who smelt it delt it
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kntfkr posted:a 4th dimensional being would smell and hear all the farts but in like a sphere Imagine 4 farts on the edge of a cliff
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:My wife is cursed with both of these at the same time from living with me. She’s pretty miserable. Post/av/username combo  Rupert Buttermilk posted:This is the greatest fart ever. For those about to rock!
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Corn Glizzy posted:Imagine 4 farts on the edge of a cliff Johnny five farts
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So just imagine this is hearing all the farts in the world: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpMXSxdrjQ4
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