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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






It's almost impossible to identify anyone from this era as his peer (and if you try to say Elon Musk you can go gently caress yourself). He set multiple air speed records, revolutionized the business of air travel and was the richest man in the world for decades. He went on to control almost the entire state of Nevada through his various casino holdings and the Howard Hughes Medical Institute endures to this day. He also smarmed a senator but good who tried to screw over his TWA routes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KNUavnbCzc

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givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
Howard Huge was a titan of a dog in the comic strip.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

He would also sit naked in his hotel bedroom with a pink hotel napkin placed over his genitals, watching movies.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






McGavin posted:

He would also sit naked in his bedroom with a pink hotel napkin placed over his genitals, watching movies.

I mean who amongst us.

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
Bill Gates in the 90s was basically Satan

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

haljordan posted:

I mean who amongst us.

For more than four months, never leaving, eating only chocolate bars and chicken and drinking only milk, surrounded by dozens of boxes of Kleenex that you continuously stack and re-arrange?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
He sounds like a dumb piece of poo poo op

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

McGavin posted:

For more than four months, never leaving, eating only chocolate bars and chicken and drinking only milk, surrounded by dozens of boxes of Kleenex that you continuously stack and re-arrange?

if you gave me a lot of xanax then yeah, no problem

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






McGavin posted:

For more than four months, never leaving, eating only chocolate bars and chicken and drinking only milk, surrounded by dozens of boxes of Kleenex that you continuously stack and re-arrange?

He still managed to become one of the most powerful and influential people in all of history.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.
So what everyone is saying is that among all the other things he invented Howard Hughes also invented being a goon?

Tjadeth
Sep 16, 2012

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion
VOLUNTEER
:nyan:

CPL593H posted:

So what everyone is saying is that among all the other things he invented Howard Hughes also invented being a goon?

Wikipedia posted:

He also stored his urine in bottles.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

haljordan posted:

It's almost impossible to identify anyone from this era as his peer (and if you try to say Elon Musk you can go gently caress yourself). He set multiple air speed records, revolutionized the business of air travel and was the richest man in the world for decades. He went on to control almost the entire state of Nevada through his various casino holdings and the Howard Hughes Medical Institute endures to this day. He also smarmed a senator but good who tried to screw over his TWA routes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KNUavnbCzc

He is almost exactly the same as Elon Musk. A rich kid who bought companies he took credit for, and was a total piece of poo poo

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




you can't be cool and be named howard

i'm sure one of you is gonna reply to this with some counter example, but no, you're wrong

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




unless one of you is named howard, then i might make an exception

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

haljordan posted:

He still managed to become one of the most powerful and influential people in all of history.

He also stored his urine in bottles.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
coward spews

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


givepatajob posted:

Howard Huge was a titan of a dog in the comic strip.

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




*starts frantically multiplying by 3 out loud at the top of his lungs*

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Rosebud was a clit

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
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Suck my cock

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I wonder if he ever poo poo his pants in his airplane

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Don't really care about the airplanes but he was great hosting California's Gold

Flora Finching
Sep 10, 2009

He was horribly abusive to women. Kind of standard for any dude with money and/or power but he did some awful poo poo.


Nooner posted:

I wonder if he ever poo poo his pants in his airplane

Dude crashed his planes and I think a car enough times to get multiple traumatic brain injuries. Bet he did some making GBS threads too.

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



This guy totally just copied Mr. Burns from that episode where he opens the casino. And I'm supposed to be impressed, apparently :confused:

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

he's a modern day skeleton

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
big wooden plane

Sucrose
Dec 9, 2009
Howard Hughes probably had severe Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder exacerbated by drug use and brain damage.

Fornax Disaster
Apr 11, 2005

If you need me I'll be in Holodeck Four.
Howard Hughes was also the inspiration for humanity’s greatest cultural achievement, Fallout New Vegas.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Bad Purchase posted:

you can't be cool and be named howard

i'm sure one of you is gonna reply to this with some counter example, but no, you're wrong

Does this also apply to ducks or just people?

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!
he also invented the predecessor to Gamer Girl Pee by packaging his own Titan of Industry Pee however it appears he never got around to marketing it

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


But what about Elon Musk OP?

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
you can’t be cool and named elon

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

But what about Elon Musk OP?

he's a try-hard which can be cool but he mostly wants to be cool so he tries hard to be cool and does a stack overflow thing and winds up as both the richest and most uncool guy we know about

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
He may have been a titan, but he was no titman.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

I don't know how some of you fuckers can be so hateful towards this fine goony man, just look at him.

Dial A For Awesome
May 23, 2009
Cronus was an olden days Howard Hughes.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Flora Finching posted:

He was horribly abusive to women. Kind of standard for any dude with money and/or power but he did some awful poo poo.

Dude crashed his planes and I think a car enough times to get multiple traumatic brain injuries. Bet he did some making GBS threads too.

He got in a straight up fist fight with Ava Gardner in Louis B. Mayer's office. Apparently she brained him pretty good with a heavy glass ashtray after he broke her jaw.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

CPL593H posted:

So what everyone is saying is that among all the other things he invented Howard Hughes also invented being a goon?

If he was born in the modern era, he would have spent all his time obsessing over pop culture and raging about women and minorities on reddit instead of making his fortune.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Burn all billionaires at the stake op

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Don't burn billionaire steaks, medium rare is good

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