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Finding out your new megayacht is too large for your private marina, meaning you will have to bribe local authorities to be able to build a new one 
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Finding out that the "hot investment" your financial advisor convinced you to offload your bitcoin to buy, is a dead gay comedy forum.
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Jul 22, 2022 01:17
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buying twitter. now u have 2 read twitter dumbass 
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Jul 22, 2022 01:21
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When the valet leaves the stench of poor people in your favourite maserati and you have to throw the whole thing away 
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Jul 22, 2022 01:30
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When you own a media monopoly, yet your handpicked puppet president loses the election 
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Jul 22, 2022 01:36
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sure the poors occasionally suffer from stepping, barefoot, upon a lego - those fortunate wretches. if i could count the times i've trod upon a stray diamond or loose ruby!
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Jul 22, 2022 01:43
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Heather Papps posted:sure the poors occasionally suffer from stepping, barefoot, upon a lego - those fortunate wretches. if i could count the times i've trod upon a stray diamond or loose ruby! lol |
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Jul 22, 2022 01:57
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When the maid buffed too hard and took the shine right off of your golden toilet 
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Jul 22, 2022 02:11
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the OP seems 2 have a natural talent for these rich ppl posts. makes u wonder |
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Jul 22, 2022 02:13
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my impression of the OP: 
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Jul 22, 2022 02:14
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When you have ten thousand monkeys with ten thousand typewriters writing your posts but they decide to unionise 
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Jul 22, 2022 02:17
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When your invitation to the illuminati party got sent to your spam instead 
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Jul 22, 2022 02:23
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Areola Grande posted:my impression of the OP: 
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Jul 22, 2022 02:24
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when u can't find someone willing to accept your criminally underpaying position of personal money-counter
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Jul 22, 2022 02:26
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sig by Heather Papps!
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When you left your Amex Centurion card in your other pants 
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Jul 22, 2022 02:33
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When Doug Coe doesn't show up for your foundation dinner.
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Jul 22, 2022 02:36
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When someone has the sheer audacity to tell you that you can't buy Tasmania < >
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Jul 22, 2022 02:40
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When your custom made, diamond-encrusted g-string starts chafing your rear end 
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Jul 22, 2022 02:47
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When you put a coffee cup ring on your original copy of the bible 
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Jul 22, 2022 03:07
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Chewbecca posted:When you put a coffee cup ring on your original copy of the bible lol |
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Jul 22, 2022 03:14
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when you're forced to buy generic brands at the store because your favorite name brand is sold out
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Jul 22, 2022 04:45
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When the endangered horny crested glub, which is the main ingredient in your favourite dish "endangered horny crested glub burger", goes extinct 
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Jul 22, 2022 04:56
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Chewbecca posted:When your invitation to the illuminati party got sent to your spam instead when your personal valet has to fire yet another buffoon for improperly trimming your inbox of unwanted mail
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Jul 22, 2022 06:08
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when tonight's scheduled private chamber music performance for you and your chihuaha is canceled because the cellist has covid19.
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Jul 22, 2022 06:15
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when you arrive at the rustic 5-bedroom cabin where you will be staying overnight, and all five beds squeak pretty badly but the nearest Marriott is four hours away due to road conditions and you're plum tuckered out
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Jul 22, 2022 06:20
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Chewbecca posted:Finding out that the "hot investment" your financial advisor convinced you to offload your bitcoin to buy, is a dead gay comedy forum. jeffreycoin
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Jul 22, 2022 06:22
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when you offer to build a helipad for your son's elementary school in order to cut traffic but the school neighbors raise concerns about noise so you buy a house next to the school, even though it's ugly, because it cuts traffic. But it has no natural gas hookups or plugs for your tesla and the HOA doesn't allow you to repaint your house so it's the same uninspiring dark brown and gray as everyone else
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Jul 22, 2022 06:26
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when you buy a five acre plot in the middle of the desert to throw wild raves and now the EPA and the local township are after your rear end for noise pollution
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Jul 22, 2022 06:28
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when the french inheritance law requires me to provide each of my sons with an equitable plot of land, fracturing the estate i spent my life building
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Jul 22, 2022 06:30
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When you sprain your wrists diving into your comically oversized tank of gold doubloons 
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Jul 22, 2022 07:31
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When your personal chef burns your scrambled faberge eggs
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Jul 22, 2022 07:35
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i knew a guy called rich, and non of these problems seem applicable to him? |
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Jul 22, 2022 13:06
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getting up to pee at night and getting lost wandering the corridors for eternity never to be found again
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Jul 22, 2022 13:52
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When you can no longer use a giant briefcase for awe factor because your congressman has gone cashless and now only accepts bribes via Venmo |
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Jul 22, 2022 13:53
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when u specifically ask for oiled, buff cubans to fan you w/ palm leaves, but they send you columbians instead |
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Jul 22, 2022 13:55
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FPzero posted:when you're forced to buy generic brands
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Jul 22, 2022 13:58
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when you’re adopted daughter doesn’t grow up to be hot enough to marry
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Jul 22, 2022 13:59
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lmbo |
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Jul 22, 2022 14:00
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watho posted:when you’re adopted daughter doesn’t grow up to be hot enough to marry
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when ur rich but look like this https://twitter.com/JUNlPER/status/1549140866882756610?t=ajoe4j9NX18cCx0grCfveg&s=19
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