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when your bookshelf of rare dictionaries gets unalphabetized by the maid after she dusted them
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Jul 22, 2022 14:17
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sig by Heather Papps!
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when you can't find the exact right color of hexagonal cobblestones needed for your second guest house walk up
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Jul 22, 2022 14:18
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when your police officer bribes go up in cost due to inflation
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Jul 22, 2022 14:20
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When you can't remember which of your mansions you left your good Picasso (the really big one) and you need it for your dinner party tonight to make Bezos really jealous
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Jul 22, 2022 16:44
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When the genetically altered dinosaurs on your newly established theme park island get loose, threatening the life of a ragtag group of sexy scientists, and even your grandchildren! I mean naturally it turned out fine, but when the "fictional" movie you commissioned gets released they make you look at 10 pounds heavier then you are in real life and they also don't have you loving Laura Dern, even though you explicitly wanted that bit in there < >
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Jul 22, 2022 16:58
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when the dealer is out of cocaine and you have to get crack instead
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Jul 22, 2022 17:07
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When you lose your Wordle streak so you decide to buy Wordle so you can have your streak reset to what it was - but the big dumb idiot who handles your acquisitions bought one of those weird phone apps with the same name from the Google Play store instead of the proper New York Times version and Gates won't stop making fun of you for it in the billionaire's discord 
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Jul 22, 2022 17:12
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When the pool guy fills your pool with Fiji water instead of Evian 
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Jul 22, 2022 17:16
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Chewbecca posted:When the pool guy fills your pool with Fiji water instead of Evian Okay real story time: my mom used to work at the Watergate Hotel back in the 80s, and she has a story about the time the Saudi princess came to visit DC while her dad was having surgery done at whatever big hospital is near there. She was an apparent nightmare of a person who demanded all water that she interacted with be bottled Evian, up to and including the water she bathed in. Her driver had to be given special accommodations in a room off the lobby just because he needed to be on call 24/7 and ready to run and have the car ready whenever she wanted to go anywhere. When they finally left after a couple weeks, she had her entourage basically steal all the linens and/or furniture from the rooms they stayed in.
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Jul 22, 2022 17:39
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When your acquisitions guy accidentally buys Chad Kroeger instead of the Kroger retail chain and now you gotta get the whole west wing soundproofed 
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Jul 22, 2022 17:46
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When you found out that 'gravy sommelier' wasn't an actual thing, and really you had just been paying some guy $350,000 a year to make gravy 
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Jul 22, 2022 19:21
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when the proles finally manage to get you to lie down on this weird table they built in front of your house 
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Jul 22, 2022 20:32
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Chewbecca posted:When you can't remember which of your mansions you left your good Picasso (the really big one) and you need it for your dinner party tonight to make Bezos really jealous Guernica? |
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Jul 22, 2022 20:33
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The house is too big and so you need multiple wireless APs instead of just the one. If you have a long shape or really solid walls maybe you can do this without being rich.
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Jul 22, 2022 20:55
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You have no idea how much a banana costs |
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Jul 22, 2022 20:57
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You have no idea how much buying the government of a banana republic costs. |
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Jul 22, 2022 21:46
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watho posted:when you’re adopted daughter doesn’t grow up to be hot enough to marry
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Jul 22, 2022 23:22
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rear end-penny posted:when the proles finally manage to get you to lie down on this weird table they built in front of your house |
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Jul 23, 2022 00:55
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Barking Gecko posted:You have no idea how much buying the government of a banana republic costs. its a banana republic, micheal. what could it cost - 10 dollars? |
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Jul 23, 2022 00:59
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when you find out your food taster has been outsourcing their job to an influencer that paid them in order to taste rich people food and rag on their taste buds "this gravy is so salty, it's a health hazard by itself. And who eats cole slaw with a porterhouse steak? cream of mushroom is not bad but needs more pepper. And ... this salt ... smells like bitter almonds..."
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Jul 23, 2022 05:39
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this is making me realize that maybe i don’t want the last post in the billionaire thread 
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Jul 23, 2022 07:54
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good fuckin posts ITT uhh im rich and it sucks because i cant decide which one of my multiple homes to live in today |
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Jul 23, 2022 11:01
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When the you book the ghost of Elvis Presley as entertainment for your birthday party and you get "fat, sweaty full-of-feces" ghost Elvis and not "young, blue suede shoes" ghost Elvis 
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Jul 23, 2022 11:28
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You hire a team of explorers to locate one of the last locations on earth untouched by humans. After the ideal locale was staked out you send teams of mercenaries under the cover of darkness through the harsh terrain to carry the materials to build your future home. After the materials have all finally been stockpiled, the building of your new home begins, stone by stone and brick by brick. Years pass but you finally have your secret sanctuary, your very own superhero lair, hundreds of miles away from anything and surrounded by pristine wilderness. Until 3 weeks later, when the Kardashians start building a new compound next door 
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Jul 23, 2022 11:45
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When the maid runs your dodo feather comforter through the dryer 
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Jul 23, 2022 13:20
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When you accidentally leave the blinds open in your Swarovski crystals room, and the light refraction sets fire to your priceless antique manuscripts collection 
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Jul 23, 2022 13:31
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When someone does 'right click, save as' on your favourite Bored Yacht Ape Club NFT, not even the boring one, but the one with the really cool hat
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Jul 23, 2022 13:47
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When you find out the rare lavender hairless sphynx you got from an exclusive breeder is just a shaved chihuahua with hypothermia 
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Jul 23, 2022 23:30
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Having all your unpaid laborers liberated by an invading army in a war you yourself started.
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Jul 23, 2022 23:37
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When the pest control guy inadvertantly poisons the silkworms you had imported especially to weave your underwear
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Jul 24, 2022 00:15
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When you find out the nanny has been using water from your fountain of youth elixir to make up the kid's cordial 
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Jul 24, 2022 00:59
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*pulls down hoodie, grins menacingly* me |
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Jul 24, 2022 01:27
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when dreadful island locals swim past your clearly-private beach
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Jul 24, 2022 01:30
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Jul 24, 2022 02:58
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sounds like those haughty tauty peafowl had it coming |
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Jul 24, 2022 03:31
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apparently peafowl are like 200 bucks a pop for a nice one so i'm gonna see if my apartment minds
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Jul 24, 2022 03:32
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I was genuinely sad about this and I genuinely love Martha Stewart’s person Instagram
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Jul 24, 2022 04:02
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When you have to fire your social media person for pairing the announcement post of the death of your beloved pets with Marvin Gaye's Lets Get it On 
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when you run out of foie gras |
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