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Red Rox
Aug 24, 2004

Motel Midnight off the hook
How do we do the minutes? Basically I just want an 8 man rotation:

Starters:
Christian Wood
Pascal Siakim
RJ Barrett
Norman Powell
John Wall

Bench:
Richaun Holmes
Nicolas Batum
Bones Hyland

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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Jfc KAT and Beas were up too late playing CoD before the playoff game

Veryslightlymad
Jun 3, 2007

I fight with
my brain
and with an
underlying
hatred of the
Erebonian
Noble Faction
I'm content with letting it rock. Part of me wants to put in Sandro for Nesmith, but I know that this game will make Sandro bad. The AI knows its own weird formulae

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

1, 2, 345... sixers
10, 9, 8 76ers

JackBandit
Jun 6, 2011
Hell yeah go Knicks! Least believable part of the sim was that Westbrook played under 20 minutes a game and only averaged 8 points. In real life he’s shooting the ball 20 times in those 20 minutes. Maybe all the fashion parties mellowed him out.

I’m gonna let it ride. And I’m gonna predict Knicks over suns in the finals. That eastern conference is stacked though.

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

JackBandit posted:

Hell yeah go Knicks! Least believable part of the sim was that Westbrook played under 20 minutes a game and only averaged 8 points. In real life he’s shooting the ball 20 times in those 20 minutes. Maybe all the fashion parties mellowed him out.

I’m gonna let it ride. And I’m gonna predict Knicks over suns in the finals. That eastern conference is stacked though.

bing bong

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Deadbeat Dad posted:

Detroit Pistons (Fast Luck) defeat Atlanta Hawks (Punkin Spunkin) 86-77 and advance to the playoffs as the 8th seed!

Game Log: https://imgur.com/mnuMywI

Detroit Pistons are officially in the playoffs!
Wow we overcame shooting 4-30 from three, eat your heart out historical Rockets

I see the sim doesn't understand Coffey is a third ball handler for the break but starting Isaiah Jackson and Ivey still makes sense and is one of the lineups I envisioned, so let it ride~

Grimes has a 3 next to his name but he shot 31.7% from deep on the season. Zeke Nnaji somehow 28.9% and Giddey wound up leading the team with 37% :wtc: but I think at the end of the day an 8-seed kind of makes sense for this squad.

Hopefully we can achieve being on the receiving end of a gentleman's sweep at least here.

Giggs
Jan 4, 2013

mama huhu
I hucked the regular season stats on the unofficial Google Sheet in case people want to gawk at numbers, ie Andre Drummond's perfect (though rare) shooting from 3.

Giggs fucked around with this message at 21:58 on Aug 16, 2022

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


I hope Andre was invited to the BYOGM Skills Competition

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Sixers over Pistons
Pacers over Celtics
Knicks over Bulls
Wizards over Magic

Wizards over Sixers
Pacers over Knicks

Wizards over Pacers


Suns over Thunder
Pels over Blazers
Kings over Spurs
Warriors over Clippers

Suns over Spurs
Warriors over Pels

Suns over Pels


Wizards over Pels baby lets gooo
(Wiggins Finals MVP)

Deadbeat Dad
Jun 3, 2005

the trad games jinho

a new study bible! posted:

Warriors over Pels

Suns over Pels


Wizards over Pels baby lets gooo
(Wiggins Finals MVP)

The Pels are unkillable

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


gently caress!

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


well i guess i gotta take the pels to the finals

Veryslightlymad
Jun 3, 2007

I fight with
my brain
and with an
underlying
hatred of the
Erebonian
Noble Faction

Deadbeat Dad posted:

The Pels are unkillable

Ain't nothing in the rules that says I can't use blood magic.

Holy men are supposed to be worth more dark power and I'll have you know that prior to the playoffs, I plan to sacrifice the Saints.

Giggs
Jan 4, 2013

mama huhu

a new study bible! posted:

Kings over Spurs

Suns over Spurs
Wow, even if the Kings beat my Spurs we'd come back and just go to the conference finals second round anyway hell yeah thanks study bible.

Giggs fucked around with this message at 23:36 on Aug 16, 2022

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


This is what I get for posting in the middle of a workout.

Deadbeat Dad
Jun 3, 2005

the trad games jinho
Gonna start in about an hour btw so any lineup changes get them in

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Well if my bracket is so impossible then post yours, cowards.

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

Just imagine I posted the JEB! meme but its the 76ers

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

Deadbeat Dad posted:



7th seed (play-in TBD) in the Western Conference is... habeasdorkus's 42-40 Utah Jazz!



Player stats/averages:

https://imgur.com/ntsMWtW

Anonymous GM quote:

"Their recipe was pretty simple. Starting lineup is really potent. That bench is bad. They turned out pretty much how we thought. Doncic and Middleton going off most nights was very fun to watch. Shame about their fans though.

Everyone who finished below the Habeas line should be goddamned ashamed of themselves.

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


habeasdorkus posted:

Everyone who finished below the Habeas line should be goddamned ashamed of themselves.

I think the sim is way off about your team, Middleton and RW3 are perfect complements to Luka and we already know he can turn spare parts into a high end offense

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

I think my team got attacked by the monstars because all their shooting numbers are terrible and way below not just their career averages but just literally any season they've had ever in several cases

e: that came out saltier than I meant it to I'm more just stunned/amazed by it :stare:

IcePhoenix fucked around with this message at 01:31 on Aug 17, 2022

Deadbeat Dad
Jun 3, 2005

the trad games jinho


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



#1 Phoenix Suns (Activia) vs #8 Oklahoma City Thunder (tanglewood1420)

defeats 102-97 in game 1 - https://imgur.com/aWyKVRp
defeats 110-87 in game 2 - https://imgur.com/aYUpjWz
defeats 122-121 in game 3 - https://imgur.com/1Jd0Axs
defeats 111-105 in game 4 - https://imgur.com/AbUM34v

wins in 4 games and advances!

#2 New Orleans Pelicans (Veryslightlymad) vs #7 Portland Trail Blazers (rivetz)

defeats 124-101 in game 1 - https://imgur.com/edIztXH
defeats 114-85 in game 2 - https://imgur.com/OUG4oEB
defeats 100-83 in game 3. - https://imgur.com/KYBCiUq
defeats 105-91 in game 4. - https://imgur.com/ceKo1RO
defeats 96-73 in game 5 - https://imgur.com/8tXqgL0
defeats 98-91 in game 6. - https://imgur.com/4qQfu1y
defeats 104-93 in game 7 - https://imgur.com/k4EPhdi

wins in 7 games and advances!

#3 San Antonio Spurs (Giggs) vs #6 Sacramento Kings (Doltos)

defeats 113-112 (OT) in game 1 - https://imgur.com/6HW9QZn
defeats 100-92 in game 2 - https://imgur.com/MiqXY4M
defeats 110-100 in game 3 - https://imgur.com/nWcF5KX
defeats 102-101 in game 4 - https://imgur.com/s3s6r8b
defeats 96-95 in game 5 - https://imgur.com/vIURYmK
defeats 114-94 in game 6 - https://imgur.com/9bKSLEE

wins in 6 games and advances!

(*Kawhi hit two game winners in this series!)

#4 Los Angeles Clippers (Red Rox) vs #5 Golden State Warriors (china klay)

defeats 120-109 in game 1 - https://imgur.com/k1k5ARd
defeats 97-75 in game 2 - https://imgur.com/n4gddlU
defeats 115-97 in game 3 - https://imgur.com/pUM0QvQ
defeats 121-107 in game 4 - https://imgur.com/OrV8xxT
defeats 106-83 in game 5 - https://imgur.com/UVtpYAR

wins in 5 games and advances!

Deadbeat Dad
Jun 3, 2005

the trad games jinho


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#1 Philadelphia 76ers (Paul Zuvella) vs #8 Detroit Pistons (Fast Luck)

defeats 104-81 in game 1 - https://imgur.com/WGPaMiy
defeats 110-78 in game 2 - https://imgur.com/2rFIiBf
defeats 109-94 in game 3 - https://imgur.com/K5ptGvf
defeats 125-58 in game 4!!! - https://imgur.com/Bn2bPW9

wins in 4 games and advances!

#2 Indiana Pacers (ScooterMcTiny) vs #7 Boston Celtics (Salvor_Hardin)

defeats 87-60 in game 1 - https://imgur.com/MhrVxmp
defeats 124-116 in game 2 - https://imgur.com/zurDG1V
defeats 111-103 in game 3 - https://imgur.com/pS3F74t
defeats 105-84 in game 4 - https://imgur.com/HhABTUp
defeats 106-102 in game 5 - https://imgur.com/NbdpipV
defeats 110-96 in game 6 - https://imgur.com/OKSDQXQ

wins in 6 games in an upset and advances!

#3 New York Knicks (JackBandit) vs #6 Chicago Bulls (xbilkis)

defeats 102-90 in game 1 - https://imgur.com/seYgQKX
defeats 125-103 in game 2 - https://imgur.com/hNML2mm
defeats 109-107 in game 3 - https://imgur.com/sCvZuwK
defeats 109-90 in game 4 - https://imgur.com/tYtUqVO
defeats 114-107 in game 5 - https://imgur.com/NE7t9Pl

wins in 5 games and advances!

#4 Washington Wizards (a new study bible!) vs #5 Orlando Magic (DeimosRising)

defeats 83-75 in game 1 - https://imgur.com/RV9Vdx1
defeats 102-90 in game 2 - https://imgur.com/n8dct2f
defeats 101-94 in game 3 - https://imgur.com/lfLCaKf
defeats 119-101 in game 4 - https://imgur.com/D7y7zsK
defeats 102-91 in game 5 - https://imgur.com/tB5uoEq

wins in 5 games and advances!

Deadbeat Dad
Jun 3, 2005

the trad games jinho


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~




#1 seed Phoenix Suns (Activia) vs #4 seed Los Angeles Clippers (Red Rox)
#2 seed New Orleans Pelicans (Veryslightlymad) vs #6 seed Sacramento Kings (Doltos)






#1 seed Philadelphia 76ers (Paul Zuvella) vs #4 seed Washington Wizards (a new study bible!)
#3 seed New York Knicks (JackBandit) vs vs #7 seed Boston Celtics (Salvor_Hardin)

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
I feasted on the dead corpses of the Spurs, a craven monster

rivetz
Sep 22, 2000


Soiled Meat

Deadbeat Dad posted:

loses in 7 games
s'ok, house money. We'll be back

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

lmao Mitchell chokes again

JackBandit
Jun 6, 2011
Ben Simmons hit a three in one of those games, clearly the sim is nonsense

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005
Celtics over Pacers is the upset of the century. If that Pacers team was real, imagine the fandom online after they lose game six going 8/15 on FTs with Curry not shooting a single one

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


Aaaah heck. Darn it

Giggs
Jan 4, 2013

mama huhu
I guess losing to multiple Kawhi buzzer-beaters is the least awful way to lose. I am proud of my Spurs. Plenty of unbelievers, but we soared above most of the rest and it was fuckin sick. Truly a great team that everyone agrees with.

kingcobweb posted:

[...] imagine the fandom online after they lose game six going 8/15 on FTs with Curry not shooting a single one
This world is not good enough to have something so wonderful.

china klay
Jul 4, 2018
I, uh... should have shortened my rotation a bit.

Deadbeat Dad
Jun 3, 2005

the trad games jinho
Taking longer than I expect so I will just give the file details after the sim finishes and give box scores for the finals



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#1 seed Phoenix Suns (Activia) vs #4 seed Los Angeles Clippers (Red Rox)

wins 131-130 (OT) in game 1
wins 126-114 in game 2
wins 116-110 in game 3
wins 104-93 in game 4

advances in a sweep!

#2 seed New Orleans Pelicans (Veryslightlymad) vs #6 seed Sacramento Kings (Doltos)

wins 87-84 in game 1
wins 96-68 in game 2
wins 114-103 in game 3
wins 115-107 in game 4

advances in a sweep!




#1 seed Philadelphia 76ers (Paul Zuvella) vs #4 seed Washington Wizards (a new study bible!)

wins 113-98 in game 1
wins 114-100 (OT) in game 2
wins 111-97 in game 3
wins 102-88 in game 4
wins 119-111 in game 5

advances in 5 games!

#3 seed New York Knicks (JackBandit) vs #7 seed Boston Celtics (Salvor_Hardin)

wins 112-92 in game 1
wins 120-105 in game 2
wins 116-89 in game 3
wins 117-103 in game 4

advances in a sweep!

Deadbeat Dad
Jun 3, 2005

the trad games jinho


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#1 seed Phoenix Suns (Activia) vs #6 seed Sacramento Kings (Doltos)





#1 seed Philadelphia 76ers (Paul Zuvella) vs #3 seed New York Knicks (JackBandit)

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


Deadbeat Dad posted:

Taking longer than I expect so I will just give the file details after the sim finishes and give box scores for the finals



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~




#1 seed Phoenix Suns (Activia) vs #4 seed Los Angeles Clippers (Red Rox)

wins 131-130 (OT) in game 1
wins 126-114 in game 2
wins 116-110 in game 3
wins 104-93 in game 4

advances in a sweep!

#2 seed New Orleans Pelicans (Veryslightlymad) vs #6 seed Sacramento Kings (Doltos)

wins 87-84 in game 1
wins 96-68 in game 2
wins 114-103 in game 3
wins 115-107 in game 4

advances in a sweep!




#1 seed Philadelphia 76ers (Paul Zuvella) vs #4 seed Washington Wizards (a new study bible!)

wins 113-98 in game 1
wins 114-100 (OT) in game 2
wins 111-97 in game 3
wins 102-88 in game 4
wins 119-111 in game 5

advances in 5 games!

#3 seed New York Knicks (JackBandit) vs #7 seed Boston Celtics (Salvor_Hardin)

wins 112-92 in game 1
wins 120-105 in game 2
wins 116-89 in game 3
wins 117-103 in game 4

advances in a sweep!

what on earth lol

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

kingcobweb posted:

Celtics over Pacers is the upset of the century. If that Pacers team was real, imagine the fandom online after they lose game six going 8/15 on FTs with Curry not shooting a single one

Mitchell shot 35.6% from the floor and 31% from deep for the series, and if you take out game three those numbers fall to 28.4% and 22.6%

Incredible choke job

Veryslightlymad
Jun 3, 2007

I fight with
my brain
and with an
underlying
hatred of the
Erebonian
Noble Faction
Firing my coach for deciding that the playoffs is the time that he should give Brandon Boston some burn.

Deadbeat Dad
Jun 3, 2005

the trad games jinho


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~




#1 seed Phoenix Suns (Activia) vs #6 seed Sacramento Kings (Doltos)

wins 111-91 in game 1
wins 134-132 (OT) in game 2
wins 113-98 in game 3
wins 89-80 in game 4
wins 103-95 in game 5
wins 114-107 in game 6

wins in 6 games and advances to the finals!




#1 seed Philadelphia 76ers (Paul Zuvella) vs #3 seed New York Knicks (JackBandit)

wins 121-103 in game 1
wins 106-73 in game 2
wins 123-119 in game 3
wins 92-80 in game 4

wins in 4 games and advances to the finals!

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Deadbeat Dad
Jun 3, 2005

the trad games jinho


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#1 seed Philadelphia 76ers (Paul Zuvella) vs #6 seed Sacramento Kings (Doltos)



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