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I was working at the front desk or a local hotel chain - no names to protect the innocent, but let’s just say it rhymes with “Chest Bestern” - and a group of insanely hot foreign spies sauntered in. They took one look at me, licking their lips, and said hottly but in a foreign accent “nice … he’ll do.” Fortunately my years of copying kung fu moves from the Matrix paid off because while I won’t say exactly what happened next (let’s keep it work and 64k safe…) but it ended with three very satisfied spies leaving the next morning.
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Did you book them in to a really nice room?
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Hey guys remember 4 years ago when the twin towers came down and we were all hyped up about invading iraq? Anyway, how do I get out of my enlistment?
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did you have sexual relations with these women OP?
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I am currently in high school and will need to clear the browser history after I post this because it’s on the family computer and my dad will yell at me
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Wow OP, do you have more stories? Perhaps a list of stories we could choose from like a menu?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrEOiS1VytM Amiga OCS
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"we need a new plague lmao"
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Take all my gold, OP, you win the internet
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normal-rear end vampire posted:Take all my gold, OP, you win the internet you're gonna need that gold for when ron paul puts us back on the standard 
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Calls the op a fag
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pwned.nl
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i can't believe this idiot country reelected war criminal george "w" bush. i can safely say this was definitely the dumbest election that this country will ever see.
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 is 64k OP.
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getting pretty cOLD in here
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Check out my signature full of Userbars!
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:
64k ought to be enough for anybody.
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:
cruisin' at that ISDN speed while the poors at home with their pathetic phone lines are stuck at 56k
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youre the man now dogXD
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Im straight
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Sophy Wackles posted:did you have sexual relations with these women OP? They were dudes because op is gay
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XD
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hey guys check out this incredibly funny image macro
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War craft 3 Custom Maps ONLY
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Why u throw chip but did you get head aids lol homophobic slurs throw furries in a meat grinder doxx doxx gently caress fistgrrl gently caress b.toby gently caress ozma gently caress icequeen hey how come it's just the women mods goons seem to hate hmmmmmmmm ikari and psychic attack posted in the same thread BAN THOSE FUCKERS
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Mr.Acula posted:Calls the op a fag this but unironically
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Hey guys I'm gonna light my backyard on fire to kill some bees
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GAYS are breaking into my woodshed and leaving DEMONIC GAY MATERIAL to make me HOMOSEXUAL this is a CIA PLOT in order to create MASS HOMOSEXUALITY and DESTABILIZE my personal life FOLLOW this link to my GEOCITIES where you can see the PROOF [Posted in a thread about cooking and cooking utensils]
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:GAYS are breaking into my woodshed and leaving DEMONIC GAY MATERIAL to make me HOMOSEXUAL this is a CIA PLOT in order to create MASS HOMOSEXUALITY and DESTABILIZE my personal life FOLLOW this link to my GEOCITIES where you can see the PROOF What's fun is that some of these guys are still donating their tenbux to this very day. Hi Dare.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:GAYS are breaking into my woodshed and leaving DEMONIC GAY MATERIAL to make me HOMOSEXUAL this is a CIA PLOT in order to create MASS HOMOSEXUALITY and DESTABILIZE my personal life FOLLOW this link to my GEOCITIES where you can see the PROOF [USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]
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FreeRangeHexagon posted:hey guys check out this incredibly funny image macro this post is retarded. FYAD
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See the OP said it was okay so we can use slurs again and regdate shame and POST YOUR MOTHERFUCKING MARGARITA MACHINES!
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Charles Bukowski posted:See the OP said it was okay so we can use slurs again! by the way, it isnt old something awful without racism, so NIG-
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Hey guys im young and full of life but incredibly depressed im so dumb
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Karol-Man posted:this post is retarded. FYAD What’s funny is that the slur would have been fine but the lowercase t in “this” would have caused a mod’s head to explode.
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That new Batman movie has the guy from American Psycho. It looks pretty (insert choice of slur here). Also, I think Lowtax is pretty cool and definitely not a wife beater.
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Hey check out this awesome diy addition to my house. Think I'm gonna need a few more electrical outlets.
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Hey guys, I inherited a plot of land in Alaska. I think we cpuld make something of it. GOON PROJECT COLONY
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My friend sent me a link to a ytmd on AIM and it had a picture of some guy stretching out his rear end in a top hat really far. I'm pretty pissed at him right now.
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