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GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Wow, life is full of wonder, opportunities and possibility. I think things will turn out just fine!

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

War craft 3 Custom Maps ONLY

no DOTA!@

Mummy Napkin
Mar 18, 2018
Dude source sux I’m going back to 1.6

dot communist
Mar 28, 2005

Charles Bukowski posted:

Hey guys I'm gonna light my backyard on fire to kill some bees

Chuck Norris would just punch every bee in the face WITH ONE KICK


edit: see, I told you so

dot communist fucked around with this message at 15:25 on Jul 23, 2022

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Jun 19, 2021



FreeRangeHexagon posted:

hey guys check out this incredibly funny image macro



5 GOLDEN MANBABIES GOON SIR!!!

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Jun 19, 2021



I wish bigpeeler would post another amazing story!!!!

LordoftheScheisse
Jan 16, 2016
that maoisbanker. hooboy

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Jun 19, 2021



Testikles posted:

Wow OP, do you have more stories? Perhaps a list of stories we could choose from like a menu?

A gentlemen never kisses and tells... but since I'm not a gentlemen, definitely!

1. The time I rescued the President while trying to buy a watermelon
2. The Sentient Zoo Animal Orgy
3. George Bush is Gay

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

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5 GOLDEN MANBABIES GOON SIR!!!

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
I'm deployed in Iraq right now, not sure how I'm posting this

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

hey it's me, one of those weirdos who actually donates to lowtax every time he drops in and asks for more money. hope youre all having a great one welp i gotta go get pegged by my curvy bride

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I gotta say I’m a little bit nervous about moving the forums to Xenforo. I hope everything goes ok :ohdear:

FreeRangeHexagon
Apr 17, 2022

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

hey it's me, one of those weirdos who actually donates to lowtax every time he drops in and asks for more money. hope youre all having a great one welp i gotta go get pegged by my curvy bride

It's good to do this, if we raise a few thousand dollars more we should have a search function by the end of the year. Because Lowtax is spending the money on that and not rented sports cars and overpriced cookies.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
bush sux lol

FreeRangeHexagon
Apr 17, 2022

20 Blunts posted:

bush sux lol

he is stupid and also he is hitler

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

I printed Happy Cat really huge on a student printer and stuck it to my dorm wall. :catdrugs: :lmao:

Sir Sidney Poitier
Aug 14, 2006

My favourite actor


I think I need to degauss my CRT.

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BigBadSteve posted:

I printed Happy Cat really huge on a student printer and stuck it to my dorm wall. :catdrugs: :lmao:

Rasterbate that poo poo!

Irregardless
Jan 19, 2007

not even once.
Trillian keeps going off and I keep wondering if it’s Trillian or a zound in UT2k4

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Jun 19, 2021



This Ron Paul guy seems to have some great ideas

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

< extreme homophobia and misogyny >

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
At least we have hit rock bottom as far as Presidents go. Donald Trump would be a better President than Bush

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

LordoftheScheisse posted:

that maoisbanker. hooboy

He's too busy old man yelling about hockey and looking like the singer from Spoon. Handsome devil.

Charles Bukowski fucked around with this message at 17:42 on Jul 23, 2022

ProfessorMarvel
Jan 6, 2021

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
Hey guys boy do I love the head admin guy here who has his own cult of personality and hires his various girlfriends as writers and other admins but has literally no oversight or accountability on this website whatsoever due to the aforementioned cult of personality :imunfunny:

ProfessorMarvel
Jan 6, 2021

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

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I wish bigpeeler would post another amazing story!!!!

Oh bigpeeler, I wish I had your life :fiesta:

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

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I was working at the front desk or a local hotel chain - no names to protect the innocent, but let’s just say it rhymes with “Chest Bestern” - and a group of insanely hot foreign spies sauntered in. They took one look at me, licking their lips, and said hottly but in a foreign accent “nice … he’ll do.” Fortunately my years of copying kung fu moves from the Matrix paid off because while I won’t say exactly what happened next (let’s keep it work and 64k safe…) but it ended with three very satisfied spies leaving the next morning.

But did you get :bbab:

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Hey, anyone remember those icy hot stuntaz guys?

They were stupid!!
I wonder how dumb they are these days!

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
https://zombo.com/

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009
We should definitely ban all the anime & furry porn and force those people to start their own forum. What could those freaks do?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
it's (56k no), moron

AchtungBaby
Dec 5, 2007


Posts my sonic sex fanfic

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i think in the long run our nation building in iraq and afghanistan are going to pay off

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Bush is gonna turn America into a theocracy!!!

Woolie Wool
Jun 2, 2006


im gay

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
You're not that interesting.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

while they might look the same, one of those apes are thinking about things in the pictures

dsf
Jul 1, 2004
hell yeah me and my friends know a doc that will prescribe opiates and benzos for ANYTHING this is going to be awesome and never backfire in any way whatsoever

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009

Powerful 2005 energy

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Testikles
Feb 22, 2009

Upgrade posted:

A gentlemen never kisses and tells... but since I'm not a gentlemen, definitely!

1. The time I rescued the President while trying to buy a watermelon
2. The Sentient Zoo Animal Orgy
3. George Bush is Gay

I'd like to hear George Bush is Gay!

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