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Smik: Mar 18, 2014

precision posted:

you skipped me

I'm looking at my notes and you're after MrQwerty. But if I have missed someone let me know.

# ? Jul 30, 2022 01:22

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# ? May 3, 2024 07:01

Blurry Gray Thing: Jun 3, 2009

Smik posted:

That gives you something like this:

Which has an unfortunate typing as she is vulnerable to Anger, which the current Champ is.

https://i.imgur.com/tMGr49h.mp4

She's beautiful where it counts. Thank you.

# ? Jul 30, 2022 01:23

I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005; CHIEFS

BITCH

what's my mon do for fun? I want in on this

# ? Jul 30, 2022 01:53

Smik: Mar 18, 2014

MrQwerty posted:

lookingfor a horny and stupid type myself

Well by strange twist you get this:

Not much of a monster, but when an Inuit bogeyman isn't taking her job seriously anymore and modernizing some of her outfit she winds up looking more like some cosplayer.

Still a bad type to fight a pure anger mon.
https://i.imgur.com/Rt9BSca.mp4

# ? Jul 30, 2022 02:24

Smik: Mar 18, 2014

I. M. Gei posted:

what's my mon do for fun? I want in on this

Her name is Mizzie Boom. She's a chemist by trade, but as she's a horny/stupid type her chemistry mostly focuses on explosions and recreational narcotics and sheer boredom lead her to the Gon-o-Mon tourney. When not doing chemistry or combat she likes to chill out at home with incense and weird old cartoons from the 60's and 70's. Her favourite food are bitter almonds (which aren't poisonous to her but lethal for humans) and Cheetos.

Her thoughts on the fight:
"More fun than it looked but I was totally outta my league"

# ? Jul 30, 2022 02:34

I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005; CHIEFS

BITCH

I also suck badly at chemistry, so that fits.

# ? Jul 30, 2022 02:52

Smik: Mar 18, 2014

precision posted:

i wanna gonomons!!!!!

edit: Chaos/Stupid plx and thx

Welp we combined it with your name and got:

Which is unfortunate typing against anger.

https://i.imgur.com/QSdAEOp.mp4

# ? Jul 30, 2022 03:07

Smik: Mar 18, 2014

Beast Pussy posted:

This is so fun. I'd like to be a gross monster, please.

Well you got something that had some elements of a biblical angel, which aren't pretty.

(edit: because gently caress Nazis and them ruining everything)

And after a close battle we have a new champ!

https://i.imgur.com/3nSTPJs.mp4
Beast Pussy

Smik fucked around with this message at 17:24 on Jul 30, 2022

# ? Jul 30, 2022 06:53

god please help me: Jul 9, 2018; I LOVE GIVING MY TAX MONEY AND MY PERSONAL INCOME TO UKRAINE, SLAVA

Smik posted:

His name is Gorrsum, and as a Stupid/Chaos type fighting is a good way to burn off his manic supply of energy. His primary profession is that of a fighter, but his hobbies include something that Fallen Londoners might call "Red Science" but he calls Nega-Science, which is essentially being fully aware of the various things science has proven to and trying to figure out how to do things that violate these laws in a way that cannot be repeated reliably for the sole purpose of pissing people off.

Nega-Science is largely responsible for the creation of Hoxxes IV in Deeprock Galactic.

Gorrsum's favourite food is baked beans. You'd think maybe he'd have some nutritional issues from eating so many baked beans but no, he does just fine eating a diet of 90% baked beans. You'd think he'd be a terrible roomie due to the farts but no, he just compresses the gasses and saves them to blast his opponent during combat.

Like most Stupid/Chaos monsters he doesn't pay bills but thinks of wacky schemes that may/may not work.

Thoughts on the fight:
"I had a brilliant plan but then I got sad."

I love Gorrsum, and his scientific endeavors. :yum:

Thanks!

# ? Jul 30, 2022 07:22

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Smik posted:

Well you got something that had some elements of a biblical angel, which aren't pretty.

https://i.imgur.com/B8iKH0u.mp4

And after a close battle we have a new champ!

Beast Pussy

Hmmm, bit swas. Therefore p gross.

# ? Jul 30, 2022 12:51

Geemer: Nov 4, 2010

Smik posted:

Her name is Mathi.

Frankie won't need too much time; the key difference between Frankie and Mathi is that Mathi is a Gen 2 monster and a horny/stupid hybrid while Frankie's a Gen One who just lived on the border so they've likely encountered their kind before. Also Frankie isn't specifically a fighter while Mathi is.

Mathi enjoys fishing and swimming; while she's surprisingly quick for her size on land in the water she is capable of feats of considerable speed and stamina. She used to spend time on Tumblr before they got rid of the porn but has now gravitated to Twitter and TikTok. She has a specialized waterproof device that she uses as her primary browser as well as for underwater photography, which helps to pay the bills along with her MonlyFans (an "OnlyFans" but for monsters) account. She a fan of Marilyn Monroe and Meatloaf's music even though she didn't care for his politics or life decisions. Her favourite foods are bananas and shellfish, especially geoducks.

Her thoughts on her match:
"I knew I was trouble going in there since Walter was from the Gloom and that just saps the strength. All the same, I was disappointed by my performance but wouldn't want a re-match."

Well, I think Mathi did a great job against a very unfortunate match up.

Thanks again for the cool designs and fun writeups, Smik!

# ? Jul 30, 2022 14:15

Smik: Mar 18, 2014

goatface posted:

Hmmm, bit swas. Therefore p gross.

poo poo, I didn't even see that. I'm going to fix that.

There, fixed:

I honestly didn't even see the resemblance when I was sketching. Now I feel icky.

Smik fucked around with this message at 17:26 on Jul 30, 2022

# ? Jul 30, 2022 17:14

I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005; CHIEFS

BITCH

How is this thread not gold or stickied yet?

# ? Jul 30, 2022 19:24

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

I. M. Gei posted:

How is this thread not gold or stickied yet?

because you touch yourself at night

# ? Jul 30, 2022 19:35

Smik: Mar 18, 2014

Diet Poison posted:

I need to know the type chart, but more importantly I need to know what type the all-knowing computer program says I am.

The generator says your name generates a Gloom/Horror cross.

Fun fact: It also meant that you were so evenly matched that I had to really speed the whole fight up.

https://i.imgur.com/7MgbEDC.mp4

New Champion:

Diet Poison

# ? Jul 30, 2022 20:11

Smik: Mar 18, 2014

Dr.Smasher posted:

Turn my username into a flesh-ripping beast

How about this? Although it's less flesh-ripping and more eldritch powered.

https://i.imgur.com/G8T0u9T.mp4

New Champion:

Dr. Smasher

# ? Jul 30, 2022 22:14

SpiritOfLenin: Apr 29, 2013; be happy :3

i am curious about what kind of weird monster would come from my name.

cool thread

# ? Jul 30, 2022 22:25

staberind: Feb 20, 2008; but i dont wanna be a spaceship; Fun Shoe

Can I bear a bread type? weak to ad homenim and strong to bacon lettuce and tomato.
my attacks are bake, crumb and finally mold.

# ? Jul 30, 2022 22:40

GIRL BRAINS: Sep 5, 2011; The gods are small birds

I just hope all the mons are having a good time

# ? Jul 30, 2022 22:43

Mistle: Oct 11, 2005; Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town; Grimey Drawer

Smik posted:

I could go on, but only if people ask for specific mon.

I do NOT want to know what my mon gets up to in their free time. Partly because I respect the privacy, and partly because I just don't want to know.

# ? Jul 31, 2022 00:24

staberind: Feb 20, 2008; but i dont wanna be a spaceship; Fun Shoe

Another type could be Horse Plinko type.
weak to fire, but strong against peg.
attacks are "oh ghod not again" "hello pegs my old friend" and "rubberband"

# ? Jul 31, 2022 00:41

Smik: Mar 18, 2014

Domus posted:

Ooh, I want in! I think mine should use the element of loser. That�s an internet type, right?

Your name generated a Gloom-Horny type:

It's a close battle!

https://i.imgur.com/3t5SrWa.mp4

# ? Jul 31, 2022 04:24

Beast Pussy: Nov 30, 2006; You are dark inside

Smik posted:

And after a close battle we have a new champ!
Beast Pussy

Woo!

Smik posted:

New Champion:

Diet Poison

Dang! My 15 minutes of fame, already over.

# ? Jul 31, 2022 16:24

Smik: Mar 18, 2014

DiHK posted:

I'm not very horny. More curious to see what you draw.

That's good, because your name generates a pure gloom type.

Gloom vs. Gloom is a long fight; they have high magic defence and lots of HP.

https://i.imgur.com/l9mmEab.mp4

# ? Jul 31, 2022 21:57

Smik: Mar 18, 2014

.random posted:

I am always late to the show on these sorts of threads and this one is insanely ambitious so I expect the thread to be GONE-o-mon (haha! See what I did there?) before I can fight, but if the light shines upon me and your prodigious efforts continue through my post, I would love to do battle.

My mon will definitely lose its first and only fight, but will look good doing it.

And here we are, told you I was stubborn. Your name generates this beastie:

Gloom vs. Gloom fights always take too long:

https://i.imgur.com/Vr2KF8R.mp4

# ? Aug 2, 2022 02:12

Hollow Gaunt: Aug 7, 2007

I want in on this nightmare brought to you by the internet. Do we just throw our names into the ring or is there something I'm missing?

# ? Aug 2, 2022 02:34

Smik: Mar 18, 2014

Factum est posted:

I want in on this nightmare brought to you by the internet. Do we just throw our names into the ring or is there something I'm missing?

You just have to post and I use your name to randomly generate a monster. My generator uses the elements of the Internet: Anger, Chaos, Cute, Gloom, Horny, Horror and Stupid (comedy). If you want you can specify the typing but it won't necessarily work in your favour.

Then I punch the monster into RPG Maker, have them fight and there we go!

# ? Aug 2, 2022 02:48

Smik: Mar 18, 2014

Revins posted:

I am chaotic as I am sad, do with this what you will

Over-riding it to Gloom/Chaos (it was originally Gloom/Stupid) nets this:

And another Gloom/Gloom fight means a long fight:
https://i.imgur.com/47B0t02.mp4

# ? Aug 2, 2022 03:59

CPL593H: Oct 28, 2009; I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Smik posted:

I could go on, but only if people ask for specific mon.

What about my guy (who by the way I am surprised lasted so long)?

# ? Aug 2, 2022 04:59

Smik: Mar 18, 2014

CPL593H posted:

What about my guy (who by the way I am surprised lasted so long)?

Charles, like many Gloom-Anger types, suffers from a bleak outlook on life. While some people get sad, hopeless or depressed about the cruelties of life, Charles is one to get angry at it. Fighting is actually Charles' hobby however, he is a professional golfer. He's just not a very good professional golfer. He hopes that by taking out his frustrations in the tourney his golf game will improve.

Sadly it hasn't, but Charles is unusually optimistic because he feels that in the meantime he can focus on fight and then if his fighting skills deteriorate his golf game will surely improve.

His favourite food is chicken fried shark steak with chutney.

Thoughts on the fight:
I'd like to thank my hero, Danny DeVito, whose many characters have provided for the inspiration to take our my problems on other people!

# ? Aug 2, 2022 07:42

I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005; CHIEFS

BITCH

I just noticed Charles is holding a stick of dynamite

# ? Aug 2, 2022 21:50

Smik: Mar 18, 2014

Squee posted:

Cute Horror all the way baby

This is what the generator came up with:

Fight could have gone either way honestly.
https://i.imgur.com/BR1PZwD.mp4

# ? Aug 2, 2022 22:06

Smik: Mar 18, 2014

I. M. Gei posted:

I just noticed Charles is holding a stick of dynamite

That's what he refers to as his "explosive rage".

# ? Aug 2, 2022 22:06

CPL593H: Oct 28, 2009; I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Smik posted:

Charles, like many Gloom-Anger types, suffers from a bleak outlook on life. While some people get sad, hopeless or depressed about the cruelties of life, Charles is one to get angry at it. Fighting is actually Charles' hobby however, he is a professional golfer. He's just not a very good professional golfer. He hopes that by taking out his frustrations in the tourney his golf game will improve.

Sadly it hasn't, but Charles is unusually optimistic because he feels that in the meantime he can focus on fight and then if his fighting skills deteriorate his golf game will surely improve.

His favourite food is chicken fried shark steak with chutney.

Thoughts on the fight:
I'd like to thank my hero, Danny DeVito, whose many characters have provided for the inspiration to take our my problems on other people!

Delightful.

# ? Aug 3, 2022 07:16