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Ok Marion. Beer schad: the local 24 hour desperado bodega style place sells a polish beer called Zubr; the are coptic and were kind enough to mention that it sounds like Cock in coptic/arabic, w/ever. imagine I posted any pic of the royal family. E: 
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Cartoon Man posted:https://i.imgur.com/POOR1us.mp4 Alternate take: If you don't want to go crowd surfing, then don't block the crowd surfing spot.
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What happens if you do a judo on a touchy feely pentecostal pastor, and kinda crowd surf him to the back? It it like a double special extra bless?
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Karate Bastard posted:What happens if you do a judo on a touchy feely pentecostal pastor, and kinda crowd surf him to the back? It it like a double special extra bless? You go to hell but satan gives you a high five
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Bald Stalin posted:If it's the same kid I know, his sister's name is Bowie In my case Tesla turned out to be a little blonde girl. I also live in the Bay Area, and there's a nonzero chance that one of her parents works for the company for which she is named. (I guess it's also possible she's named after the inventor or maybe the band.)
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I have rigged my phone to electrocute me right in the ear if I ever name my offspring after my employer.
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Karate Bastard posted:What happens if you do a judo on a touchy feely pentecostal pastor, and kinda crowd surf him to the back? It it like a double special extra bless? You unlock Reptile and have to fight him at the bottom of The Pit.
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Guy in my highschool had the last name of Cockhead.
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wesleywillis posted:Guy in my highschool had the last name of Cockhead. This reminded me that while I was a custodian at a college one of the lockers had the last name "Nightpipe" lol.
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Stoatbringer posted:Obviously she's a witch and they should burn her! It's true! Why just last week she turned me into a NEWT! I got better. e: davidspackage posted:You unlock Reptile and have to fight him at the bottom of The Pit. Toasty 
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Mar 25, 2024 18:41
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Grey Cat posted:This reminded me that while I was a custodian at a college one of the lockers had the last name "Nightpipe" lol. I knew a guy named Nightpipe. Partial native and it was a family name. Good guy. Worst funeral I ever went to because of his gross ex-wife wailing on about how if he had just gave polygamy a chance he could have been happy while being supported by her two boyfriends.
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doctorfrog posted:i was at a park a few years back and heard, "time to go, tesla!" I once heard a neighbor call her kids Lincoln and Bentley. (I couldn't help but wonder if they had a sister named Portia.)
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Crab Dad posted:I knew a guy named Nightpipe. Holy poo poo what a way to kill any sympathy the crowd had for the widow at the funeral.
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https://i.imgur.com/uW8482q.mp4
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hate when that happens
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been there buddy titty_baby_ posted:hate when that happens dammit
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That magician should be in jail.
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So that's why they say to not ask how the sausage is made.
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Now play it backwards.
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I've had dreams like that
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OK. WTF was that
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is that a legit weird horse thing some or just some kind of gauze packing?
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I read elsewhere that it's packed gauze from a surgery the horse had.
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There's one of them in every horse, if you look closely
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Mar 25, 2024 20:49
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Sometimes grazers sneeze out their small intestine.
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Karate Bastard posted:Sometimes grazers sneeze out their small intestine. I'm pretty sure that's just called a fart.
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Detective Thompson posted:I read elsewhere that it's packed gauze from a surgery the horse had. Yeah it’s this. I had the same thing when I had nose surgery and having it pulled out feels like they’re pulling out your brain
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Mar 25, 2024 20:56
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that's a good 30~40 feet of Horse Booger
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Stunning Honky posted:that's a good 30~40 feet of Horse Booger ...for you, not them!
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SplitSoul posted:That magician should be in jail. Fruit by the foot?
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Sumatra_7 posted:Fruit by the foot? Sheeeit, that was Fruit by the Fathom
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Ah, now to turn them into balls and sell them with some Lingonberry juice. Not cursed, but I went to school with an Anita Bier. Cool rear end name. She wouldn't go out with me.
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Cocaine Bear posted:Ah, now to turn them into balls and sell them with some Lingonberry juice. You would've had more luck with Anita Mann.
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One of the anchors for CBC News in Vancouver is Anita Bathe.
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An early Texas cultural patroness was Ima Hogg. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ima_Hogg
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Not a tumor. 
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Paladinus posted:Now play it backwards. i made a backwards version but i won't post it because it's too cursed
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ChubbyChecker posted:i made a backwards version but i won't post it because it's too cursed Suck it up buttercup! Post the horror.
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Harry_Potato posted:Not a tumor. I watched that Road House remake the other night and the effects aren't much better than this
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