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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Android Apocalypse posted:

I got scammed by Applebees' ghost kitchen going by the name "Neighborhood Wings" on DoorDash. 1/10 do not recommend.

"Funny" cursed image:


Same but it was Pizza Pizza going under the name Wings Wings. Pretty obvious hindsight! The wings were godawful.

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Peg Sliderskew
Jan 4, 2010

Day 100

Nose/mouth merger completes

Eyes begin the downward journey

Metaline
Aug 20, 2003


Cocaine Bear posted:

Same but it was Pizza Pizza going under the name Wings Wings. Pretty obvious hindsight! The wings were godawful.

It says "Wings Wings by Pizza Pizza" on the app listing here so it's easy to avoid. You poor thing!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I'd be flattered if I got asked out on a date by Applebees.

They paying?

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
I'm more into AppleDees

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Regular Wario posted:

when does he learn about the vaginal shrimp?

He *is* the vaginal shrimp.

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



more like virginal shrimp

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Life hack: avoid those sorts of food delivery scams by simply not using food delivery services

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Scratch Monkey posted:

Life hack: avoid those sorts of food delivery scams by simply not using food delivery services

You might think so but you're stealing VC cash every time those companies take a loss on your delivery so maybe it's actually good to use them.

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

I. M. Gei posted:

He *is* the vaginal shrimp.

"Vaginal Shrimp Cocktail" is a top tier forum name, FYI.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

The Wurst Poster posted:

oblivious pervert.

Mods name change pls

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I see perverted people. They don't know they're perverted.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Karate Bastard posted:

I see perverted people. They don't know they're perverted.

Spoilers: Your monitor was off the entire time

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!


Karate Bastard posted:

I see perverted people. They don't know they're perverted.

My mirror works fine and get out of my house.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Curses:

Her - 3
Him - 3
Location - 1

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Ah, vintage 2023 AI art :kiss:

Vile_Nihlist666
Jan 15, 2009

I'm a special kind of asshole!

volts5000 posted:

I hadn't seen it mentioned, but I found the answer to the intent stares. It turns out that, in a lot of 4H type competitions, you have to maintain some form of eye contact with the judges (because you're part of the livestock presentation). The previous year of this competition, one kid was docked points for not maintaining enough eye contact. Everybody thought the call was bullshit. So this year, in a form of malicious compliance, they decided to stare directly into the judges souls.

Ok, not weird anymore, it's righteous.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Karate Bastard posted:

I see perverted people. They don't know they're perverted.
I pervert seeing people.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.
ah, the rare reverse mexican stand-off

Mebh
May 10, 2010


About 10 years ago I stumbled across this even more :stonk: version in the back of a restaurant in Germany. Glad to see it wasn't a fever dream.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I imagine that's for single occupancy use, for pissers so powerful they piss threeways

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



They call it the "morning after"

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house

Mebh posted:

About 10 years ago I stumbled across this even more :stonk: version in the back of a restaurant in Germany. Glad to see it wasn't a fever dream.



don't see anything wrong with pissing back to back to support your homies

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

Mebh posted:

About 10 years ago I stumbled across this even more :stonk: version in the back of a restaurant in Germany. Glad to see it wasn't a fever dream.



After a rough romp and a little swelling I can do three streams.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

R.L. Stine posted:

don't see anything wrong with pissing back to back to support your homies

Tomfoolery
Oct 8, 2004

R.L. Stine posted:

don't see anything wrong with pissing back to back to support your homies

Same tech as a recoilless rifle

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Mebh posted:

About 10 years ago I stumbled across this even more :stonk: version in the back of a restaurant in Germany. Glad to see it wasn't a fever dream.



What? you've never had a split stream?

codo27
Apr 21, 2008

w00tmonger
Mar 9, 2011

F-F-FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS


Inside look at the bud lite factory

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Me being thrifty in Theme Hospital

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

davidspackage posted:

Me being thrifty in Theme Hospital

Oh, in theme hospital I'm sure you could fit many more toilets in a room that size than that.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Unrelated note, how many toilets can you poo poo into simultaneously? Like in a shitterstack?

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting

Karate Bastard posted:

Unrelated note, how many toilets can you poo poo into simultaneously? Like in a shitterstack?

All three toilets in my house are in the same place on each floor and if you clog the basement shitter and someone in the top floor shits and flushes it'll back up out of all three.

The wonders of plumbing done by previous owners.

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil
Isn't that just kinda how it has to work? unless your shitwater has somewhere else to go it's gonna come out of the next highest exit.

Your real curse is that it's that easy to clog your main sewerage connection.

The worst I've ever had to deal with is the water in the trap getting blown out into the room when they send the cleaner down the sewer main in my street every year or so. Sometimes I notice the warning letter and make sure the seats are down, but not always :barf:

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Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting

norp posted:

Your real curse is that it's that easy to clog your main sewerage connection.

Basement shitter is below the main water level so we use an upflush and it got unplugged once.

That's how we find out all the shitters are plumbed together behind their p-traps and every toilet goes through the upflush...

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