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mds2 posted:Replace pears with artichoke hearts and you have my cousin's husbands favorite snack. As a not-American, I always conflate miracle whip and marshmallow fluff, which gives comments like that an extra edge.
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Cool Whip doesn't help either
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miracle whip is the shelf stable ranch dressing (made with oil instead of dairy and therefore awful but they also throw in sugar, for some reason) version of mayonnaise
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My girlfriend just shared the @cursedcookbooks Instagram account with me this morning and it's chock full of stuff like this.   
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Jul 27, 2022 19:58
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 The one that kicked it off for me...
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there's a whole genre of people making recipes from old cook books and taste testing them on youtube which is worth a watch every now and then
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Always a bridal meat doll, and never a bride 
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Nope, can't think of a more inappropriate couple to make a romantic movie about. Then again Evita is a thing.
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Canadian Fonzie posted:
I watched Mr. Rogers eat a banana with American cheese wrapped around it, and it didn't look like he hated it. I can't imagine the ham would make it that much worse.
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Cross posting this because this has to be in contention: FizFashizzle posted:Holy poo poo
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I've come around to being ready to try the hamnana hollandaise. I could see the sweet/salty/sauce combo potentially working. I always have to doublecheck that it's baked though (which I think would help), since the photo looks like they just slapped some raw bananas in there.
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Thought I was in food chat, have a cursed terlet to make up for it
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Captain Hygiene posted:I've come around to being ready to try the hamnana hollandaise. I could see the sweet/salty/sauce combo potentially working. I always have to doublecheck that it's baked though (which I think would help), since the photo looks like they just slapped some raw bananas in there. if ur short on time just lay down some bananas, put some ham slices on it and spoon cheez whiz on top
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Banana flavor Laffy Taffy, covered with pureed Vienna sausages and nacho cheese sauce from the jar.
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New forbidden mummy juice just dropped.
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the preceding three posts are oddly congruent
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Needs a better shitter. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6s1z1vMAodY
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For when your farts can kill a man
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Methylethylaldehyde posted:Needs a better shitter. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6s1z1vMAodY Yo, if you're gonna link to a video, make sure it's not a stolen re-upload. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cNSCdDU6-E
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Android Apocalypse posted:Cross posting this because this has to be in contention: wow... just wow this poo poo is only 2 years old haha
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By popular demand posted:Nope, can't think of a more inappropriate couple to make a romantic movie about. I dunno, maybe if Margaret Thatcher and Robert Mugabe had been a thing...
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All those nasty-rear end looking dishes made with Aspic and luncheon meat/hot dogs/whatever they wanted tho throw in in the 50s or 60s always looks like the most depressing food ever.
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Maybe some saltine nachos will perk you back up
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Captain Hygiene posted:Maybe some saltine nachos will perk you back up I've done this.
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Captain Hygiene posted:Maybe some saltine nachos will perk you back up the only reason not to do it like this is the cheese will peel off when you go to take a cracker. You should lay them out spaced evenly and try not to get the cheese outside of the cracker edge.
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Unperson_47 posted:All those nasty-rear end looking dishes made with Aspic and luncheon meat/hot dogs/whatever they wanted tho throw in in the 50s or 60s always looks like the most depressing food ever. Makes it very obvious that these recipes were created by a marketing department focused only on maximising profit instead of normal human beings, it's very late stage capitalism even though that was still decades away. Content: 
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biblically accurate furby
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Chaos gates are usually a good risk/reward ratio; I say go for it, Zagreus
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here is something you cant understandDemoneeHo posted:For when your farts can kill a man
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By popular demand posted:Nope, can't think of a more inappropriate couple to make a romantic movie about. Karla Homolka and Paul Bernardo.
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Milo and POTUS posted:here is something you cant understand I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought of this. 
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Milo and POTUS posted:here is something you cant understand
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LifeSunDeath posted:the only reason not to do it like this is the cheese will peel off when you go to take a cracker. You should lay them out spaced evenly and try not to get the cheese outside of the cracker edge. https://youtu.be/p9aiarbo23g
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Killingyouguy! posted:Cool Whip doesn't help either This just cleared up my confusion at so many food derails over the years, wow.
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Canadian Fonzie posted:My girlfriend just shared the @cursedcookbooks Instagram account with me this morning and it's chock full of stuff like this. Canadian Fonzie posted:
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