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Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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https://twitter.com/pixlpit/status/1585402822710927360?t=Q_KSixuA1POiYcvfA2U5iA&s=19

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Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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I get the benefit (and perhaps necessity) of animal testing but gently caress ME I would never have the stomach for that sort of casual murder.
The last mouse I had was a little white one with red eyes and I cried my face off when he died of old age.

Between this and the chick grinder, I might have to go vegan finally.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Hmm, are fish stressed out when electrocuted to death?

We MUST find out!

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Vakal posted:

Wouldn't that make her your daughter?

No, the doctor was a woman.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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My job might not pay well but at least my boss doesn't give a hot poo poo about what I do during work so long as I hit my goals.

Netflix for 4 hours? Cool, just make sure the reports are being ran!

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Android Apocalypse posted:



Found out the construction not that far from my house was to install these boulders as a form of hostile architecture in an attempt to deter houseless campsites.

While the houseless situation is pretty bad in my city, I'd rather they tackle the root issues to get some humane solution instead of "we'll stop homeless camps by making it tough to set them up" thinking.

:stare:

We might be neighbors.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Alucard posted:

Gross Michel

:golfclap:

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Gromit posted:

There's got to be easier ways to suffocate yourself.

Not unless you want to get in to heaven.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Dick Fontaine posted:

Here’s a gross thing that fell out of my ear this afternoon



Don't put guinea pig poops in your ear, kids.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Fly with me posted:

https://i.imgur.com/UsL12Gr.mp4

There's not enough money in the world.

poo poo, I'd do it. I don't want roaches crawling all over but they don't bite, so whatever.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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I had an MRI a couple weeks ago and they didn't ask me any questions aside from my name and DOB.
It had been over a decade since my last one and thought maybe the tech had advanced a bunch, maybe?

Before I layed down I asked if I should take everything out of my pockets. They said, "Uh... like your phone and keys? Probably."

Didn't instill a lot of confidence!!

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Big Mouth Billy Basshole posted:

Did you get the MRI while still in your street clothes? I had to change into a hospital gown and leave everything with me in a completely separate room.

Yep, I didn't get a hospital gown until they decided I needed to stay overnight. Honestly everyone was cool except the MRI tech.

Don't get blood clots in your lungs, folks. It sucks major poo poo!

edit:
[video}https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IF6CMrjGNN4

Inzombiac fucked around with this message at 16:17 on May 11, 2023

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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I guess the curse is the Beepo made 69 million before more folks realized that NFTs are loving stupid.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Flakey posted:

Thanks for the explanation. It's great not living in the US, gently caress.

Living in America sucks major poo poo, lemme tell you.

Going out in public is scary because there's a non-zero chance you'll get shot in the back by an incel.
I have to take medication to save my life and if my wife and I weren't DINKs, it would bankrupt us, even with insurance.

Louis CK can go straight to hell but he was right in saying that "America won't go from number one to number two. America is gonna fall HARD."

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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The worst drivers are the ones in my [state] that drove in from [other state]

But seriously, I live in Oregon where drivers are generally courteous but the folks that come in from Texas are so loving dangerous on the road. I don't know how people live like that.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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McGavin posted:

It's definitely white cut chicken. I have it pretty frequently and it would absolutely be better without the bones.

Once you've done it a few times, separating the meat from the skeleton of a chicken takes like 2 minutes, tops.
People are loving weird.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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This is extraordinary. It has so many layers of mental illness wrapped in a veneer of civility. Just incredible stuff.

It reminds me of some of the messages I'd get on the City of Heroes forum, which was not very tightly moderated but also somehow not a complete cesspool. I was a teen and would commission art of some of my characters and then post them in the dedicated threads.
About half the time I'd get a PM with these screeds about how this person felt ownership over a specific style or even a single costume piece and be quite offended if someone else used them.

One of the items was a little plush cat or panda that would sit on your shoulder and people were extremely territorial over them.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Dave Syndrome posted:

We're going to see so many AI inspired monstrosities in horror movies in the coming years.

Not necessary AI generated, but inspired by videos like this: faces distorting, mouths opening where they shouldn't, random limbs appearing and disappearing...

Secret Invasion has for the opening credits. It sucks.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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All my passwords are LowtaxCookieAppreciator42069LOL

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Tarkus posted:

I don't think the McDonalds sign is meant to say they won't allow you to quit but that they're going to do what they can to see if there's anything they can do to keep you there. It is a pretty aggressive way to express that though.

I disagree. It's not like an employee wanting to quit will be sat down with the manager for a spirited bargaining session. I've worked lovely service jobs before and this is the exact type of aggressive poo poo they pull to try and scare people out of quitting.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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3D Megadoodoo posted:

What the gently caress lmao. I always thought TikTok was like IDK Vine but of course not because Vine was good.

Sorry but Vine also sucked poo poo.

The Vine compilations on YouTube are not at all representative of the majority of the content.
Most of it was children just screaming or adults making the same sketches over and over where the punchline was screaming.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Make fun of the weird NPC-acting TikTockers all you want but they're making a lot of money to do almost nothing.

I'm an overweight hairy dude and if people wanted to pay me $200/hr to pretend to eat emojis I would in a heartbeat. The world sucks major poo poo but at least I could buy a hot tub.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Scratch Monkey posted:

Really? I always thought they rolled their eyes and yawned a lot to show pleasure

When a woman is rapt with pleasure she is silently DMing fitness models on Instagram, right?


...right?

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Karate Bastard posted:


No that's too much cringe please

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDyDz8WeiM4

Holy poo poo, he's allegedly making a feature-length movie scheduled for release this year
https://empirequeenmovie.com/


ahhhhh and a new music video!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnJQn4ugeJI

Inzombiac fucked around with this message at 18:46 on Aug 12, 2023

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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codo27 posted:

I cant believe in 2023 people are still trying to understand or rationalize anything that comes from conservatives. You dont stop for even a second to try and make sense of it, because there is none, thats the whole point. Dont grant any of it any credence at all, ever.

Conservatives are artless weirdos, every time.
There is no poetry to their soul.

There is a hilarious and predictable pipeline between conservatives failing in the arts and then becoming grifters. They want to be clever, smart and talented in a world that values (the consumption of) art and want nothing more than to be at the center of it all. However, they lack something critical at the core of their being and take it out on others.
I've seen it time and time and time again.

If you want your brain to melt but also feel better about your writing ability, pirate a copy of Ben Shapiro's novel True Allegiance

Edit: a shameful snype

Inzombiac fucked around with this message at 18:03 on Sep 12, 2023

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Libertarians are just alt-right freaks who don't know the basics of civics or public policy.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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By popular demand posted:

Oh yeah, chickens have absolutely no problems eating meat. also cannibalism.
You can read about how they react to a wounded fellow chicken if you still haven't figured out they just didn't get the memo about no longer being vicious dinosaurs.

I don't eat a ton of meat anymore except chicken because they are vicious, stupid bastards.

Also I was attacked by a rooster when I was like 4, so I don't give a poo poo about them.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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There's a guy in the south, I think Louisiana, who is high-functioning autistic and does cleaning for free. He genuinely loves being able to zone out and clean houses one day a week.
Seems like a nice dude but I can't remember what his channel is called.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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This is a pretty light curse but this TV placement stopped me in my tracks.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

Charlotte's Weeb

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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I don't begrudge any actor for taking a lovely role because, at the end of the day, it's a job and we've all had lovely jobs before.

Difference is as I see it, I've never had a lovely job that required a few days work and tossed me a couple million dollars.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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axolotl farmer posted:

I saw a caver video where they explained that if you can get in forwards, you can get out backwards. I try to think about that whenever I see NOPE stuff like this.

Anyway, here's the full video from the clip. No one dies, but he admits he got himself into a bad situation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us-XA2BRLgg

Y'know, I can watch The Decent and play Sons of the Forest without wigging out but videos like this are the only things to make my brain go in to full freakout mode.
This is literally hell to me. I would just shove my head in the water and die.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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My name is Llayshaelafnerop.
It's pronounced Ryan and my parents could not be more Mormon.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Android Apocalypse posted:

IIRC there was a court case in the US that ruled computer generated child porn is protected under the 1st Amendment as no actual children were involved in its creation.

ugh..
I understand the argument there but the only consideration pedos should get is how many tons of rubble do we bury them under.

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