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ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008


If you don't watch this video your life will be incomplete.

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ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

Tarkus posted:

First entry I saw as Tifa I was like 'Hmmm, I guess that makes sense.'. I then saw the #2 entry.

None if it makes sense to me.

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

*looks at previous five posts

So much I don’t understand.

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

I once told on a guy I caught pissing into part of a machine at work. I felt bad because he was immediately escorted from the building and fired. I actually kinda liked the guy, I just wanted him to stop pissing in the machine. :shrug:

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

Scratch Monkey posted:

What sort of machine and why was he pissing into it?

Lol how is that relevant?

It was a cooling water reservoir.

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

Nancy posted:

This is very cursed, but also kinda cool. Also reminded me of how vampire bats have developed novel behaviors to feed on livestock animals.


White-winged vampire bat (Diaemus youngi) snuggles up to a hen’s brood patch, a region rich in surface blood vessels that functions to warm eggs or chicks. By mimicking chick behavior, the bat lulls the bird into a relaxed state, then feeds on the hen’s blood.


White-winged vampire bat (Diaemus) climbs onto the back of a hen, which crouches as if mounted by a rooster. The bat will then feed, typically from the rear portion of the bird’s fleshy comb.


White-winged vampire bat (Diaemus youngi) feeds from a wound it has inflicted on a chicken’s backward-facing big toe, called the hallux. Feeding this way keeps the bat hidden from its sharp-beaked prey.

Illustrations & photo are from this article in Natural History

Close thread, ban poster, burn phone.

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008


I keep my mouth closed in public when I see things I disagree with, no matter how hard it is. I'm not sure I could let this one go by without comment.

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

maybeadracula posted:

I think they've changed the formulation now anyway

Of your butthole?

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

When I was a little boy and my mommy used to make me tuna melts an American cheese slice did a great job of corralling the tuna on top of the bread. I think it’s the only thing melty enough to do that. Plus we were poor as gently caress and they were cheap so whadya gonna do?

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

wesleywillis posted:

I'd help a girl build a lego dildo.

Like stepping on a pile of Legos but with your vagina.

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

My wife used to work with Richard Kumm.

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

ChubbyChecker posted:

i made a backwards version but i won't post it because it's too cursed

Suck it up buttercup! Post the horror.

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ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

norp posted:

Isn't that just kinda how it has to work? unless your shitwater has somewhere else to go it's gonna come out of the next highest exit.

Your real curse is that it's that easy to clog your main sewerage connection.

The worst I've ever had to deal with is the water in the trap getting blown out into the room when they send the cleaner down the sewer main in my street every year or so. Sometimes I notice the warning letter and make sure the seats are down, but not always :barf:

Is…is this normal? The only time my main has ever been clogged is when I was on the road and my wife and daughter chose to use paper towels for a couple days instead of going to the store and getting toilet paper.

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