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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



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Yaldabaoth posted:

Quadruple curse because they're still casting white men to play non-natives(The Lone Ranger for example).

Wait was this the one where depp ran around with a whole dead bird on his head

boggling

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



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Waffle! posted:

The word of the day is "Shibboleth" and it's been a tactic used since way before WW2.

Allied forces had a challenge code for Germans. The pass codes were "Flash" and "Thunder," two words that are difficult to pronounce correctly in English with a German accent.

Ukrainian soldiers are doing it too with the word "Palianytsia." It's kind of helpful when everyone speaks Russian and camo looks the same at night.

I mean, uhhhh I'll have a #5 with a Coke.

Didn't shibboleth get its name from the word shibboleth which was used in the exact same way in the bronze age and is written down in the Bible or some poo poo

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



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OK that last one is clearly incredibly blessed and if it looked like it was gonna die I'd take it home & try to nurse it back to health

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



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Didn't dems sit on row for half a century without ever making it a law

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



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There's plastic on everest as well ofc

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



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TotalLossBrain posted:

What's the hypothetical use case here.




it's sexual isn't it

i'm thinkin eating disorder

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



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flavor.flv posted:

https://twitter.com/bonerman_inc/status/948716854553452545?s=20&t=9VOfEnTqBJEfSjvZT1tIKQ

You have no idea how hard it was to find an upload of this video that I could actually embed. If I ever find out who's responsible for Youtube Shorts I will rip off their face and genitals like a crazed chimpanzer

I post shorts all the time, what the hell

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



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Hog Fell on Me posted:

The IRS is already cursed but this is some next-level bureaucratic insanity.





cobol iirc, is an insanely powerful and reliable way of doing poo poo and for situations like the irs is not entirely outta line like how stacking papers to the ceiling would be

that's a fire hazard!

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



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Makes sense, there's y2k non compliant machines still doing their thing thinking it's 1987

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



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Torment nexus.tweet

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



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poo poo that quote mark stuff is old as poo poo, like a hundred years or prob more

Also chocolate + spicy was the og way to do it before there was even milk for that shake so yeah it'd prob be good

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



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King Carnivore posted:

Pretty sure it’s just made up. There’s a trend on, I think, twitter of making these fake Wikipedia directories for a made up person with fake chapter titles, where it leads the viewer to imagine a strange or intriguing narrative of their life.

hasn't fyad been injecting fake poo poo to wikipedia since time immemorial
was it not a thing to see how long you could keep your obvious bs in there, as a joke, and some stuff has been in there for like ten years or something
did i just dream this or what

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



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Mar 20, 2010



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Waffle! posted:

Is hedge porn like the UK version of woods porn?

dunno hearing about their weather it seems like soon they won't have woods or hedges or crops or any of that

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



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there's nothing probable about that rear end, sad to say

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



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They don't eat the meat themselves, they drink flower nectar and eat fruit -- stuff like that. What they do is bring the arbies back to their babies and feed them it, they need all that protein to grow up big & strong, and meanwhile the larvae use some of what they're fed to produce a gooplike jelly for the adults to chow down on, ensuring they'll be fine even if there is no nectar flowing

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Or America

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Not true, placental mammals only exist because of viral genetic introgression. Getting knocked up causes the virus to express and forms the placenta by fusing individual cells into a thing thru self infection.

Couple millions of years ago some rat got infected in the puss while in the process of forming eggs and it went haywire permanently.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



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"Homeopathic" doesn't mean naturally or traditionally made anything anymore, it's literally just water, it's literally a legal snake oil scam and I'm pretty sure we've had a couple threads about it

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



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pretty sure that any concentration of lsd enough to have an effect on you would make that thing a tremendously valuable amount of acid if it was real. There's gotta be gallons of water in that fountain. People could end up tripping just being near it. It'd be absolutely insane to even try to make something like that -- the guy who discovered lsd infamously tripped balls for an extended period of time completely accidentally just synthesizing a tiny amount cause he had no idea how potent it actually is and had no idea that he had dosed himself.

The fact that you can buy "homeopathic" "medicine" in the US is genuinely grotesque and depraved, they sell that trash next to the real medicine and it's packaged and designed to be difficult to distinguish from real meds. They even sell special formulations for kids.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



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koshmar posted:

I think the focus there is still geared towards idiot humans.

My parents were completely convinced that clove scented oil would protect their dogs from fleas. It did not protect them from fleas. They refused to believe that it was not protecting them from fleas. When they brought the dog to the vet because she was trying to rip her rear end off to make it stop itching they had enormous difficulty understanding that she had fleas, and needed to use flea medication that was not scented oil.

Somebody at a pet store told them to use the oil. It was with the real topical pet meds, and packaged in the same way as flea meds are, in that applicator. The dogs smelled good for 2 days, that's all it was.

The oil was dramatically more expensive than the meds.

:suicide:

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



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"D P T O P... wait what the gently caress"

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



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who tf's guy mann (:rip: 2007-2021 i guess)

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



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Still remains champion after all these years

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



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my gushing giant hog also repels poorly paid dirt sifters, so I can relate as well

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



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Federal Classification: Noxious

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



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Frank Frank posted:

You’re going to finish pooping and try to stand up. Then the strap is going to slip straight down the tree when you give it a little slack and you’re going to land splat in your own poop.

clearly you shouldn't be strapped without supervision

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



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PainterofCrap posted:

Did the needful:



Now Ames her

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



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GABA ghoul posted:

I hear it's not really a good psychedelic because at moderate doses it makes you physically ill and ruins the trip. Supposedly a common way around that was to give it to some "volunteer" as a first step and then drink their urine after they stopped feeling ill. The poisonous compounds got metabolized by that point, but the psychoactive parts stay mostly intact in the urine so you get a nice smooth trip.

I want to clarify that I never tried this and only heard about it and I would not drink someone's piss. Again, I didn't drink any piss and anything to the contrary you hear are just malicious rumors.

A piss wizard, eh?

Alternately you can get a reindeer to eat the shrooms. Maybe I will do a thread about the secret origin of Santa Claus THEY don't want you to know

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

I actually have a plain white one. I'm tempted to drill his eyes out.

If you screw up it'll shatter the entire head fyi

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



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The glory days of this sort of thing sunk with the meat ship of yore

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



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remember to change your headlight fluid on time

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



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There's also the structural aspect of maybe a lot of the training data available is itself pretty biased

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



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Why not

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



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ultrafilter posted:

The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > The New Cursed Images Thread: Page 2 is forbidden

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



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Exactly this page is pretty blessed actually

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



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He bought out all the stock from everyone who already ended their contracts with him, googling it just says "YE 24" in basic impact font & he's gonna run for president while selling it for cheap

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



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Yeah there's a lot of those but it's probably just fake idk

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