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SplitSoul posted:Looks like it came out of a colostomy bag. But enough about my posts,
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It is sometimes good to think of things in terms of the cost of lost time, but that tweet is definitely deranged. If you're making 10 million a year and crunching the cost-benefit analysis of everything in your life instead of just doing whatever feels the most fun, then you're a lunatic
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Apr 21, 2023 08:16
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3D Megadoodoo posted:It takes just as much time to check out one customer who takes an hour because they have 40 000 items and tree(3) coupons and sixty customers who take a minute each. Surely not even in the US do cashiers have a daily quota of customers? It's more that this type of customer is 100% going to be the most annoying person you'll deal with all week and will likely argue with you about every single item and coupon, especially if the coupons are expired
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Invalid Validation posted:The retail stores I worked at in the past had some vague numbers you were supposed to make but good luck enforcing it on a part time position that you have trouble filling anyways. They’ll just hound you to death while your knees crumble to dust cause you have to stand on concrete all day. Man it's still so hosed up that so many retailers in the US require their clerks to stand all day. There's literally no reason for it besides spite. Clerks out here in Europe get to sit and they scan items faster than god so it's definitely not a matter of efficiency
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Apr 26, 2023 15:44
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Phanatic posted:Sitting all day is terrible for you. It’s not as bad as smoking but it’s pretty goddamned bad. Typically, working the checkout is done in shifts and no one is really on it for more than a few hours at a time, if not less
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Apr 26, 2023 19:05
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:If you can't handle German Cashiers your bloodline is weak and you should seek death,for clearly you don't value the time given to you The trick is to just carry a large bag or two so you can toss everything in there as fast as they can scan things. If you're buying more than that then you'd probably need to put them back in the trolley anyway
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Apr 28, 2023 12:34
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Bum the Sad posted:What I don’t understand is they’ve clearly had that property for years and haven’t planted a single loving tree. For real. I understand that maybe at some point there was more wildlife in the surrounding area, but once all those houses went up I'd want to get some trees in for at least some sense of privacy. Then again I'd also have sold it for $50million without thinking too hard about it
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Bohemian Cowabunga posted:The comments on this gave me cancer, thanks It's always a trip seeing women come out of the woodwork to talk about how yes, they should be subservient to men, the superior gender. Kink shouldn't be a guideline for how to structure society, folks
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Cartoon Man posted:Guatemala Man it'd be so loving satisfying to clean that up though
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May 11, 2023 22:31
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Jabberlock posted:you first Gimme a decent salary and a big net and I will make it happen
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May 11, 2023 23:09
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Inceltown posted:How tf couldn't you see that your specific niche of writing is the one that will be hardest hit by derivative AI bullshit that no one wished existed but now drowns out everything decent? From the looks of things, she used a predecessor of the current programs to write a bunch of her stuff. Her stance is largely, "I can't do anything to stop this technology developing, so I might as well make the most of it" along with a bit of ladder kicking because she's made her money before the current trend we're seeing
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May 19, 2023 08:10
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Glottis posted:I realize you guys are joking, but the number of people that think they've discovered some "hack" with self checkouts to pay less boggles my mind. It's just theft. I don't think anyone believes it isn't shoplifting. They just don't (rightly) care
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GABA ghoul posted:So ... people who correctly predicted that a Trump administration would lead to a curtailment of women's rights and went out to protest it? People who don't give a poo poo about any problems in the country as long as their guy is in the Oval Office
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Please tell me it's named after what I want it to be named after. lmao, it absolutely is
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killer crane posted:"Pretty sure" Someone in the comments ran the numbers and came to the conclusion that they're pulling in something like $200~ an hour doing this. It's certainly nothing to sneeze at but I'd probably literally go insane after doing that for an hour so I can't imagine it's better than OF
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Scratch Monkey posted:Guys this tiktok live thing has my head spinning. I actually lost sleep last night because it was just so unfathomable. It’s combination of degradation and stupidity that blows my mind. Why? Why?! They get paid for it OP
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ChubbyChecker posted:we don't get jeff to wear elf ears and eat emojis Jeffrey eat the emojis
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Murdstone posted:Someone bought an emote to poke fun at a woman making money through people buying emotes for her to pretend to eat. I think people are making fun of the concept more than the woman specifically
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Waltzing Along posted:I wish I had exuberant $$ Make a game where people can pay  for a chance to win a jpg of a pretty lady
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Breetai posted:Its the most baffling loving thing to suddenly become overwhelmingly ubiquitous amongst terminally online nerds. Scratch Monkey posted:I assume the whole “style” was invented by a Japanese incel who had no idea what a woman experiencing pleasure looked like
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I'm glad the worst place I'd seen wasn't all that bad. I had was one where it was clear they turned a walk-in closet into one bedroom, the living room into another bedroom, and a weird storage space that was like 5 feet tall into another bedroom. Still stupid as hell and they were trying to rent it out at a price comparable to other 3br apartments in the area. The renting market makes people do the dumbest poo poo in the world
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Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:Do people just not understand how elevators work? OK so you go to the second floor, get in the elevator on its way down. You’re now in the front of the car with a lot of other people maybe. Down to the first floor, you got a shuffle while everybody behind you gets out now you’re in the back of the car. Now a bunch of people from the first floor get in and you still have to ride up through all the floors of people that just got on The point is that you're now right in the elevator instead of waiting 20 minutes for it to make 4-5 more trips before you get to go inside
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Aug 4, 2023 21:01
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Wipfmetz posted:Yes, but in that situation you'd end up with an elevator full of human. You wouldn't be able to enter it, even it would go in your wanted direction. This is actually why I need an AR-15: so I can mow down the 30-50 feral residents that run into my hallway when I try getting on the elevator
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It lasts "only" two months, and their meat is still fine to eat. That's...great. Great to know. No thanks
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History Comes Inside! posted:They’re only on the skin so all the edible parts are untouched, quit being babies If I was trapped on a remote island with two other people and this deer...yeah okay sure I'll eat the deer but only after foraging for every possible fruit, berry, and seed I can eat first
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Please see a doctor
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Some years back someone mentioned that all the technerds obsessed with the singularity were using it to fill a Jesus-shaped hole in their hearts. It's still true, but they've now adjusted it into the shape of Elon
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By popular demand posted:It helps explain how so many people are completely ignorant about it: Most people don't actually read the book which they found an interesting quote from and plenty of folks who people listen to still insist that Lolita is a deeply romantic story. The incredible thing about Lolita is that Humbert Humbert explicitly says, paraphrased, "I know that most people consider what I've done to be horrific, so I'm going to write about it using fancy words and language to make you sympathetic to me" and for a significant amount of readers it somehow seems to have worked. Like, gee, yeah, this guy is a pedophile, a child molester, a kidnapper, and manipulates a woman into marrying him so he can get closer to her underage daughter, but don't you see he was just incredibly obsess--I mean, in love with this child, so really he didn't do anything bad Kit Walker fucked around with this message at 17:02 on Aug 17, 2023 |
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Frank Frank posted:You know, on second thought I do not want to know what “skibidi toilet” is so I’m just going to assume it’s incredibly stupid It’s a series of animated shorts using half-life assets on youtube basically about a scifi war between weird toilet monsters with human heads (like this one) and people with cameras/TVs for heads. The account has 18 million followers last I checked and is incredibly popular with children e: 25.9 million followers currently History Comes Inside! posted:Zoomer humour might be the worst thing humanity has ever done Boomer humor is still 100 times worse Kit Walker fucked around with this message at 16:37 on Aug 22, 2023 |
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satanic splash-back posted:The weirdest part of the toilet head thing is how many people assume other people know about it It’s vastly popular and if you haven’t heard about it, you’re hearing about it now
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Devils Affricate posted:Skibidi Toilet doesn't suck because it's lol so random young person humor. It sucks because it started that way but is now trying to take itself very seriously. People are legitimately getting invested in the stupid as gently caress story line and the guy making the videos noticed this and is jumping into that scene rear end first. The kids just want to see bigger and bigger toiletheads and cameramen shoot lasers at each other, and I think that’s just fine
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Louisiana being into crucifixion play is really on the nose
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Railing Kill posted:If your dog is bigger than 50lbs, then gently caress off apparently. Above 50lbs and your dog becomes immune to poison and earns the Durable, Grappler, and Savage Attacker feats
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Karate Bastard posted:Aww, they're playing Bird spotted
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Y'know, it is really hosed up, but I guess I can see why the olds would blow their money on that poo poo, especially if they don't have kids. I mean, what else are they gonna spend it on? Easy dopamine bumps with an infinitesimally small chance of winning big and getting a bunch of money to do whatever the gently caress they want for what's left of the rest of their lives. It's abysmal, degrading, and dehumanizing, but if they actually had poo poo going on in their lives they wouldn't be there
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TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:they should do drugs too If grandma just smoked weed, baked, and did some crocheting, she’d probably be a few dozen times happier
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Karate Bastard posted:Jesus christ He goes in the bottom right I'm pretty sure
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:Even with those teeth? Especially
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By popular demand posted:If your definition of 'cursed' is some lady doing motion capture for animated characters then I envy your sheltered life. The cursed part is that I wish I was so talented
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ZixTheYeti posted:I was too busy thinking how amazing Kazuma Kiryu: Ace Attorney would be that I didn’t even notice the AI Hand Syndrome. Every case should end with Kiryu and the culprit throwing down behind the courthouse
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