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TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
All of my home-cooked meals make my kids cry

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TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

SniperWoreConverse posted:

There's plastic on everest as well ofc

Greenboots.jpg

Checks out, those are plastic!

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

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RDR3 beta looking good

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

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If you had told me the onion made it, I would have believed you.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

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What's the hypothetical use case here.




it's sexual isn't it

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

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Yeah well I bet those fuckers are all dead

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Frank Frank posted:

Is the point of having muscles to be strong or just to look like you have muscles? I feel like the former is more important than the latter if someone can poke you with a hatpin and laugh while you deflate and fly around the room

More like spray oil in your face like a leaking tittie, leaving you stumbling around the room like that melting guy on RoboCop

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Rad-daddio posted:

I like to imagine that squart guy is like that guy with the "Mr. Cool Ice" tattoos; just generally good guys who are a little misguided.

please don't tell me squart guy is a bad dude.

Never meet your heroes I guess

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

flavor.flv posted:

chimpanzer

The most terrifying Nazi superweapon

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

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I'm the wasted teenagers on the floor

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

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Pair that with "wonder that it smells like haha guy" for endless entertainment

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

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And lead

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

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Olewithmilk posted:

I think they are giving it to their girlfriend, because they bit it off in the shape of a tiny love heart.

Here's a less comfortable reality: that wasp is an incel and it's collecting bits for its flesh puppet

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
He really should stop loving that fish

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

dot communist posted:

This has happened to me.

Loading groceries and then stepping into the car while holding a gallon of milk. Then inexplicably I'm lying on the ground next to the car in a puddle of milk and I have no idea how I got there.

The pain hit about a minute later and grew worse as the shock wore off. I don't remember much of the ambulance ride other than every little bump sent me into shivers, and I wanted to puke.

The moment the doctor popped my knee back into place was such an instant and intense relief that I wept like a child and didn't stop for quite a while. I don't know if I can relay how immensely wrong it feels to have your kneecap on the side of your knee unless you've experienced something similar, but the moment it goes right again it's like your entire body is radiating gratefulness.

I do not recommend the experience, zero out of five stars

These new GOT MILK commercials are getting way too viral and weird.
I liked the old ones better.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
I do something similar with large rocks but I make them into sculpted buttholes

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

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drat nature, you scary

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

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I guess being a doll fucker used to be a lot more organic hobby than it is now

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

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LoudPipesSaveLives posted:

What the gently caress that made my head hurt and eyes go all weird

Turn on ur monitor

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

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TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

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Also known as Knopfler hand, allows you to play wicked rear end power chords and riffs

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

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I don't see the problem, it even has proper triaging equipment

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

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Robobot posted:

How did scientists kill their research animals before these machines? Hammer? Put them in a tube sock and slam them on the desk? Seems like scientists would have figured out a better way. I don't buy this machine's story at all...what are these really for?

There HAS to be a better way!

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Gary, the latest earnings call is in and the results are magnanimous:. Go gently caress yourself

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

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Dick Burglar posted:

I think you mean unanimous :ssh:

Is that the CFO, with a STEEL CHAIR???

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

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Decrepus posted:

Those are some nice snowbaloobas

My coals are up here

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

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It's worse than that rubber foot fleshlight

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

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Hairy thumbs up

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

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flubber nuts posted:

missing the ring tho.

Common theme

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

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Why didn't the camera person get out and hang the fellow by his hose until he stopped squirming?
Or stuff him into that can and fill it up with the hose.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

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CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Just spend $20-100 on heated seat covers you plug into the cigarette lighter.

What a dumb loving thing to pay subscription fees over.

The Russians just poo poo their pants. Natural heat logs

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
About that rear end in a top hat hosing down the homeless woman




quote:

Police are guarding the Foster Gwin Gallery in the Financial District a day after a video of the business owner turning a hose on a homeless woman went viral. 

Gallery owner Collier Gwin has since received a smashed front door and a deluge of one-star Google reviews in light of the incident—the business is now listed online as temporarily closed.

A manned SFPD patrol car now sits outside the beleaguered storefront. The police department has been contacted for comment.

In the wake of the ensuing rage, San Francisco police chief Bill Scott urged calm. 


TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

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Phanatic posted:



Mods change my name to Garth Studelfudd.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

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Linux Pirate posted:

The only natural toilet configuration is an open corner of any given room.

Where's the toilet in the oval office smart guy

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

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ManBoyChef posted:

underneath the resolute desk. Or if you are trump you just piss into some yes mans mouth and they say thank you with tears in their eyes....also they look like they were right out of central casting.

I will accept this answer

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Use it or lose it, I say. I love irrigating my eyes daily.
Work doesn't have bidets, so these eyewash station sometimes pull double doody

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
It was a European bathroom. You unzip as you walk in past the old lady collecting the coins. You're required to have it hanging out in the actual restroom premises.
This isn't weird, it's cultured

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Cartoon Man posted:

The imgur poster says this was taken a day after a rattlesnake bite.



First time I actually checked that my monitor is on

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

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Is your name Spyder

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TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

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Practically begging me to poo poo in it

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