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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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Baronjutter posted:

Yeah it's extremely awful. If we're still around we'll look back on plastics like we currently think of asbestos or lead paint.

Same, but social media.

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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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ultrafilter posted:

Some of the comics have aged very well and those are the ones you see passed around on the internet. Others haven't--Everett feels very strongly that real men don't wear wristwatches, for instance--and those tend not to show up so much.

Lol. He's still batting 1000

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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Women fear me.

Fish want me.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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Lol, loving everyone in Montreal speaks English. You thinking of Quebec City? Also, getting ur rear end kicked for wearing a leafs hat is good and proper behaviour, no matter the city.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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Mister Speaker posted:

Yeah it's a totally cool and adult reaction to assault someone and try to light them on fire for wearing the 'wrong' colours. Totally not at all something a caveman would do. Just chirp them like a normal hockey fan. God gave you a mouth and that disgusting Quebec drawl for a reason.

Quebec is full of racist Catholics. I mean the whole country is lousy with them but they're particularly animated about their hatred of brown people in QC.

Oh yeah, and there's a bunch of 'woe is me' sentiment from the Quebecois for being clowned on by the rest of Canada. A few people literally went as far as comparing their 'plight' to that of black people in America.

So the bro from Toronto deserved what they got and the Québécois are a disgusting, soulless class of sub humans that sound goofy? 100% agree on all points.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Frank Frank posted:

Your avatar made me laugh because I have a corgi that is absolutely terrified of his own rear end. If he audibly farts, he'll sit bolt upright and dash out of the room.

Lol, I love that. Good dag.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Scratch Monkey posted:

when you live in a unbridled capitalist hell world you gotta fill that hole in your soul with something, I guess

Just get addicted porn and social media, like a normal person. Yeesh.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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They think they're making wet MD GC but they're really making wet MD BM.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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She seems cool as hell. TLC can go gently caress itself tho.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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Y'all never hosed on the gently caress couch? gently caress.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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Tarquinn posted:

That's awesome and I want to read all of them.



Somebody better starts drawing right now. :argh:

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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He's still alive. You're thinking of Dustin Diamond.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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This discussion will go well, I feel.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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CaptainSarcastic posted:

That's an old image, and if memory serves they actually come out fine on the other side.

Yup! The grain is perfectly harmless to the birds.


E and worst case scenario, they just eat their way out!

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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Lines 1-14 more or less describing a husband.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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koshmar posted:

I think they're all measuring radiation. According to the comments the one on the right hits 9999 and then gives up. Though I would expect more artifacts in the video at the end if the source was that spicy.

Yeah, any ionizing radiation will gently caress with camera sensors that aren't heavily shielded. Every frame would look like this if not more speckled:



(this image is also obviously faked but the white spots are close enough)

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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I thought you dipped the crust in ranch/marinara/zesty poison. People out there dunking the whole rear end slice? Wild.

E vvv good username/post right there.

Cocaine Bear fucked around with this message at 23:15 on Nov 22, 2022

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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!Klams posted:

This is one of my favourite things about the modern age, like it's the most cyberpunk poo poo ever. Like, genuinely haunting manifestations of the singularity. I always imagined the singularity as being like Terminator, where it's like, 'Technology getting the better of us', but of course it isn't, of course it's more like 'Cyber-Lovecraft', because the whole point is that we don't understand it. It's us not understanding what technology is doing, and 'what it is doing to us'. This is a pretty funny version of it, there's some dude making videos of attractive white women cooking badly, and no one is entirely sure why. But along the same vector is "Weird Kids Youtube" which is actually horrifying. If you personified it, it would absolutely resemble a Lovecraft monster. I really like Roko's Basilisk too, and while it doesn't quite hold up, it's similarly cyberpunk in a kind of otherworldly way.

Pangs of people sensoring innocuous curse words in images in their social media posts so they don't upset the mysterious algorithm. If the Computer Great, Old One doesn't like your image, it doesn't get shared. We live in weird times.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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girl befriender posted:

hey its legal in canada.

You're mixing up the doctor playset with the maid playset.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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Liquid Chicken posted:

The Squickening Fleshlight?

Ocussy

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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Sleepwear?

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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Does it connect to a computer or is it just a click noise machine?

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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Why does it look like a vape pen?

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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Put that man in that bin. Put that bin in a lake.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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TotalLossBrain posted:

About that rear end in a top hat hosing down the homeless woman



Other than cops not giving a gently caress about the health and safety of a person and jumping to protect a business, this image looks pretty blessed to me!

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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Scratch Monkey posted:

Cops exist to protect capital, not people

Yeah. And it's gross.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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Okay, but how does this all impact you average spacefaring vampire?

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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Waffle! posted:

I... Just don't look at people's dicks?

I have no lust for wieners, but thanks to the internet I've seen more hard cock than a gay emperor!

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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Beans are the best food there is

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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Up there with asmr as poo poo I just do not understand on any level. But seems like people enjoy it and it seems mostly harmless so... Who cares?

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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mind the walrus posted:

Eh gently caress it I'll take the bait, no pun intended:

Fetishistic ritualized overeating + eating difficult-to-procure meats from the ocean which are already considered fairly precious and at serious risk of no longer being viable food sources?

Yeah the ethics of presenting that do matter.

Our societal system doesn't give a gently caress, but our societal system is just one part of the actual larger universe we live in so yeah the ethics do still matter and always will.

Sorry, I may be misinformed. I thought muk bang was eating and talking on camera with a subset of people going way overboard. I've changed my position and both are immoral.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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McGavin posted:

I thought muk bang was when you gently caress a Pokémon.

In that case, I would like to revise my position again...

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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loving hell. Well, I learned something today: The internet was a mistake.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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I'm told after using one, you'll probably need the other.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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Suck my balls!

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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Yeah an intern posted cringe so genocide is A-ok!

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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Linux Pirate posted:

*content warning for road rage and fist fighting* but also kind of schadenfreude. Both assholes to be sure


https://i.imgur.com/TOUfx7W.mp4

PT Bruiser

NO

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

davidspackage posted:

I would absolutely trust my child's nut allergy to the "nutless" bar offered by anti-woke chocolate made by a company that apparently makes razor blades?

Imma start a line of anti woke sleeping gummies.

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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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Peanut Butter posted:

Peach fuzz is absolutely fine, fight me

You're challenging a bunch of tiny babies to a fight? These itsy children can't even handle the edible skin on fruit, and you want them to do violence? Grow up.

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