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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Honestly that looks like a pretty legit halloween costume. Much better than some boring generic thing someone picked up from a store for $20 earlier in the day.

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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Code Jockey posted:

It is weird how many washington goons there are that pop up when a city gets mentioned lol

Bothell reporting in, the curse is dipshits street racing on the highway at all drat hours

Goons are infiltrating the halls of power world wide!



(Everyone knows Washington states not DC is where all the real politics is done.)

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Alas, alas just ventured to page 2 being the fool that I be.... Oh god, OH GOD! OH GOOOOOOOOOOOD!

all the warnings given do not give justice. My mind and soul shall never be clean again!

IT HAS ENDED ME! DO NOT FOLLOW THE SAME FATE AS I, DO NOT SUCCUMB AND TAKE A PEAK AT THAT ACCURSED SITE THAT IS PAGE TWO!

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

McGavin posted:

One at time? :thunk:

Yeah I don't get it either, he obviously has three sex dolls on the bed.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

TotalLossBrain posted:

There HAS to be a better way!

Every lab just needs a bunch of large hungry snakes!

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Frank Frank posted:

W...wait. I thought that chair wasfor throwing your work/bar-worn clothes over after you get back and don't feel like hanging things up

Well yeah, internet porn just made weird shut in's not know what normal human behavour is.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Snakes in toilets is actually not that uncommon a thing. Good PSA.

https://www.familyhandyman.com/article/how-to-avoid-snakes-slithering-up-your-toilet/

before you sit down always best to check.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Stoatbringer posted:

That's a lot of butt plugs.

True, but the question still remains, is it enough???

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Vakal posted:

Not only that, the show had multiple mass murder scenes that not only would have immediately made world news, but were on the level of becoming folk lore for the rest of human history.

But the show and the characters basically treated them along the levels of "Mondays, am I right?"

The off the rails insanity of that show and how non-nonchalant everyone just dealt with it was about it defiantly was the best part of that show. The show pretty much outright stated it's set in some sort of mystical/fantasy world, real world logic need not apply. with the thousands of police procedures shows being made over the last few decades just glad they tried for something a bit different.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Does everyone not just have chickens in the kitchen so they can eat them fresh out the chickens butt?

The hell?

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Captain Hygiene posted:

Gaze long enough into the cursed images, and the cursed images will gaze back into you

I mean with Goatse "long enough" is basically the second you look, as the gazing back it pretty much instantaneous.

As all good art should.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Also if it's an international airport and the conference center is in the area before you leave customs, that counts as like international waters or something. ANYTHING GOES!!!

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Look as long as you stay away from the couch it's clearly marked as it's territory, you'll be fine.

I mean probably.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

That's not cursed, that's awesome as hell!

Seeing an Escher'esq visual illusion animated is just really cool. The different sized windows and pots on the different parts of the wall is a nice touch to make it easier to follow.

Do wish there were more video games that played around with that type of thing. Subliminal did and it was great.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Still haven't had a good Battlefield: The Great Australian Emu wars, campaign.

Shame on you which ever lovely publisher churns those out.

(would get it just to play on the emu side online)

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Devils Affricate posted:

I want Battlefield: Boxer Rebellion

That would be legit really cool. Even just seeing that period in china recreated in a modern gaming engine could be amazing if they put in the effort. And while the gameplay on those games seems really generic they do usually seem like they put a lot of time in getting the setting rights

Also I'm pretty sure what ever the opposite of something getting banned in china is, that game would get it.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

I still have the childhood memory of walking into a ballpark bathroom and seeing a circle of about 12 guys pissing into one of these.



That looks like someone saw a beer keg once, figured it most be a urinal and it could be improve upon it.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Crab Dad posted:

So we dragged a chair into the stall and I stood on it so nobody could see me watching him in the stall and he was able to squeeze out enough to fill the cup.

Man you could of saved all that effort of dragging a chair in their if he'd just piggybacked you while he went.

Work smarter not harder!

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Jack-Off Lantern posted:

Who else in here strips down completely till nude to poo poo??

Nah I put on a suite and tie for that sort of formal occasion like a god drat adult.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Railing Kill posted:

This is what I come to the cursed images thread for. To bear witness for the sake of future generations.

Wait future generations are going to be the spawn of pregnant clippies? I mean I know were in a dark timeline, but I didn't realize that dark. :ohdear:

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
This should be standard. But it should be a rotating laughing animated skull, and it should be playing a short laughing.wav file on repeat.

The internet has for too long forgotten it roots!!!

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

MrUnderbridge posted:

No eating live octopus is an actual thing. Dip into flavor sauce, shove in mouth and hope the suckers on the tentacles don't cling to anything on the way in.

Is there not a distinct risk that it will just cling on to the in side of your throat and suffocate you? Like octopuses are smart and known for being clingy so that seems like it should be a pretty regular thing.

If so good. gently caress people who would do poo poo like that to an octopus. Straight up animal cruelty bullshit.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

If you were doing a Bride of Frankenstein costume for Halloween, that for all your nails would be the greatest little detail.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Cursed because this is being treated as "News"

I mean seen lot worse on the Craigieburn line. Honestly that's sort of tame.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Why would they do that? Like, just why? Do they just hate humanity?

It's KFC so that isn't out of the question.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
In Philippines, -and think this applies to quite a bit of South East Asia- fast food like McDonals and KFC is actually pretty decent as it's often seen as a bit more of an expensive meal so they actually make sure it's about as good as it can be. (Usually try not to go fast food chains while traveling, but was working over there and often co-workers would drag me to them. Think they mostly liked them for the air-con to be honest.)

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

TheBizzness posted:

I imagine it’s because of my ruined American pallet not being able to appreciate it rather than a failing on Jolibee’s part.

Nah, got say not a fan. As far as I can tell the big draw like the other fast food places in the Philippines is the Aircon. They did a semi decent halo halo but that's pretty much it. If you're somewhere where there's a Jolibee's it's incredibly unlikely there's not better food nearby.

(unless all the US Jolibee's are out in the middle of the desert or something. No idea what the situation is there.)

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Piss Creep posted:

Every time I see a pic like this I just dont understand how you can attempt to fix a problem in a mess like that.

Im not a cable technician though.

Machetes are cheap and can be found at most local gardening equipment stores.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Jack-Off Lantern posted:

Tbh the likelihood of airborne piss particles in your beer is probably pretty high anyway.

You see this is why you should just piss in your beer before you start drinking. Then you don't need to spend all your time worry on probability, you know for sure. :colbert:

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Captain Hygiene posted:

I actually breathe as much as possible while in public restrooms to bolster my immune system, I am now impervious to pee and have a very strong poop resistance

Gonna be sorry when you inhale a toilet ghost and you get haunted lungs disease.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

You're reading it the wrong way round, it actually says ON.

It's telling them to "carry on" fighting you see, as roads always like that sort of thing.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

busalover posted:

Europe has the Fiat Multipla

Someones just out here hating on the future of all cars for no reason. :colbert:

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

thiccabod posted:

A few years ago I used to have an Alex Garant print over my couch but my fiance made me move it because it gave her a headache. I wouldn't even attempt it with the artist's more recent paintings though; this is harsh:



It's like there staring right into someone slightly to the left of me's soul, man. Whoa.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Waltzing Along posted:

Even without the racist component. Who wants to eat toes? Sickos, that's who.

Stop calling noted sicko Quentin Tarantino, a sicko!

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Mister Speaker posted:

I'm not impressed until I see someone eating clams and crabs with the shells on.

those soft things? It's like none of you even grew up gnawing through a breakfast coconut like normal kids?

like what the hell do you all even eat!!!

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Flakey posted:

Astrology is cursed.

Only if you have one of those lovely cursed star signs. :colbert:

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Hey, why is this cursed! if you look at the eye it is clearly very white and shiny, not cloudy and dry at all. It's clearly super fresh. :colbert:

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

PainterofCrap posted:

I have been in a cold room at a funeral home with at least 8-folks on gurneys.

Nothing there can happen by accident.

What about 80's style whacky ghost hi-jinx! Oh what will those kind hearted but very stupid and foolish ghosts get up to next!

If no accidentally spooky but fun shenanigans happens the local youth rec-center will never be saved from that evil developer!!!

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

TotalLossBrain posted:

They did surgery on a tree

I'm not sure the surgery worked. Tree looks pretty dead. :(

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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Poohs Packin posted:

They used to call it the "golden handcuffs" but now regular consultancy type jobs expect this poo poo and pay median wages.

Lol, capitalism can't even do grift right anymore.

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