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Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

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Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Dr. Quarex posted:

Are all casinos going to go under in however long it takes until people without access to video games die

I have very bad news for you regarding gambling as it pertains to video games.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Love the ha-dook-en.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

busalover posted:

yeah being into huge boobs and rear end is some weird new modern fetish

Just the other day these ne'er-do-well 12-year-old Millennials who hang out by the local ice-cream social with their mohawks and their raps and their dubsteps were passing around these little carvings which I believe in their parlance is called a "thicc hoochie mama":



This new form of degenerate behaviour is clearly the herald of the end-times.



On a serious note, of course an AI trained on the internet will make women look like a thicc anime. Or else the kind of people will use it will make it so. One of the more worrying things about AI content generation is that it's trained by either the internet at large or largely male, largely white software engineers. This is why that famous extension of The Girl with the Pearl Earring is actually pretty loving repulsive when you think about it for a second or two because of course it places a woman in a domestic setting.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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koshmar posted:

I've never seen this optical illusion before but it is simultaneously cursed and badass.

I read the description and thought to myself of course I can break this illusion what do I look like..... :aaaaa:

https://twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1595438120530477056?s=20&t=7hSMy2g836Vue__pXAu59g

The curiosity show is a blessed mainstay of my childhood and there's a ton of episodes on YouTube. Watch it with your kids. gently caress, watch it alone: doing so about 6 months ago is the only reason I know how a fridge works

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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There was also the meme culture that sprung up around bacon about the time that pirate zombie ninjas and use of the words "epic" and "le" were at peak annoying.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Skippy McPants posted:

I wish one of those gifs had the full sequence of infuriating fuckups. Like, that one ends before she cuts the sandwich into a 90/10 split.

How infuriating.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
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Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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Nup. Ye is now a literal Jew-hating nazi who started extolling hitler's virtues live on national broadcast.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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It was also an all time winner for the show that was the most insufferably smug about how clever it thought it was. You didn't miss much.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
A frostitute.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

I'm sure that the break not being explicitly listed as paid is fine in this dystopian capitalist landscape of ours

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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i piss alone, ugh hoh
i don't want nobody to know
that i don't have the pressure of some of the other boys
they make a noise, it scares me so
i piss alone, alone
i don't want nobody to know
that i don't have the pressure of some of the other boys
leave me alone, alone
i just want to be on my own
'cause i haven't got the pressure of some of the other boys
i want a world where pissing troughs are obselete
there's only rows and rows of cubicles
i'm so afraid
when i try it is often delayed
i stand and stare into the air
and then i might just put it away
so quiet in here
the only sound around is the fear
the other guy is pounding the wall
like he's shooting dear
i need a place where i can close and lock the door
there i can stop and let it flow

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Humphreys posted:

I saw them at Good Things in Sydney and they were sadly slated in conjunction with the headliner act and I legit could hear The Gurg from the pit of Stage 1, a smile formed knowing they turned it to 11

I saw them 10 years ago when they opened for Devo in Adelaide and boy howdy that song got a variety of reactions from the older cohort in attendance.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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Takes No Damage posted:

Post/avatar combo on point.

Sometimes when I'm at my parent's house I like to read the bridge column from the newspaper and pretend it's something any human could ever understand:



Get 100% hosed with that.

This must be exactly what people who have never played fighting games feel like when fighting game lingo is used.

Like, it's the mirror image of this:

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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That feeling when the leg elastic in your boxer shorts goes and you spend half the day hanging brain.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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Goons having a completely normal one in this, the 'allude to your favourite racial slurs' thread.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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When I was a little kid my mum would cut up peaches for me but first she would peel the entire thing in a single unbroken spiral so that I could eat the peel separately.

Nectarines too.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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Mister Speaker posted:

Doctors Menhattan

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
You too Brutus my (step)son? Then jizz, Caesar.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

gay picnic defence posted:

Bronies really seemed to vanish without a trace though.

The GoT fans at least left reminders they existed in the form of a bunch of kids called Daenerys (who no doubt will be getting that changed by deed poll the instant they're old enough), like Dwemer ruins in Skyrim.

I know of at least one Khaleesi who was born in 2023.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
Remember the Correct Horse Battery Staple fiasco where a bunch of nerds all chose the same pw because people who base their personality around the trappings of being Very Smart are infact stupid and often miss glaring points?

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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New SCP just dropped.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌


:eyepop:

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Manager Hoyden posted:

I'm sure that lady is making good money but I am drawing a blank trying to think of something more demeaning to do for a living. Then again, bankrupting the smelly manbabies in her channel is a noble pursuit in itself


EoRaptor posted:

Working a bar or restaurant, where she can earn sub-minimum wage getting groped by customers and having her tips stolen by management while she is forced to smile? If the zeitgeist is currently for women to sit safely at home and fake a smile while eating fake food, i think it’s pretty good. I just hope she goes out and does things for herself when she’s not on camera.

Lol that's mycherrycrush who literally does hardcore nerdbait porn, so the real question is whether this human Tamagotchi bullshit is a step up from, a step down from, or a moonlighting gig alongside getting her face cummed on while wearing a Zelda costume and ahegoing.

I mean, get that horny nerd money girl, whatever, but she absolutely isn't making bank doing that poo poo by pure happenstance.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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Non Compos Mentis posted:

that manga artist that first drew ahego has some answering to do

Its the most baffling loving thing to suddenly become overwhelmingly ubiquitous amongst terminally online nerds.

Then you have the ones who wear the loving hoodies or decal their cars with it... 🤮

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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Mozi posted:

well i'm a jira boy and i'm here to say
i love standup with my scrummaster every day
but we gotta watch how much time we're consuming
cause in just a bit we got an hour of sprint grooming

Now I don't wanna be a fuckin' dead horse beater,
But why are goons allergic to scansion and meter?

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Do dooooo
Do do do

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Temu really is the wish.com version of wish.com.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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Nobody has told Cassowaries that they are not Dinosaurs anymore, and I for one am not going to be the first to do so.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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PurpleXVI posted:

I realize I will regret asking, but what is the context that makes this phrase so horrific?

It's the description of someone's preferred kink related sexual proclivities.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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PurpleXVI posted:

I was right. I am experiencing the regret right now.

The original phrasing was actually "horse toilet (full service)".

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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Scratch Monkey posted:

I’d like to think that’s a collection of videos where milfs play the classic arcade game Rampage

*Milves

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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Ah, yes, similar to "The Attorneys General".

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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Nobody Interesting posted:

MILO AND POTUS HAS poo poo OPERATIONAL SECURITY
YOU CAN STEAL HIS IDENTITY FROM HIS rear end in a top hat
GET PASSWORDS DIRECTLY OUT OF HIS ANUS
ACCESS HIS BANK ACCOUNTS AND TAKE HIS SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER

EAT MILO'S rear end
EAT MILO'S rear end
EAT MILO'S rear end
EAT MILO'S rear end

Gotta ask is this a Theatre Europe reference?

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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Methylethylaldehyde posted:

One case if a corruption/bribery case, and he throws down with the Judge AND the culprit behind the courthouse.

As the hastily flung gavel passes cleanly through the judge Kiryu delivers a high angle brainbuster to the defendant from the top of the scales of justice statue and through a concrete planter box in a stunning display of assuredly nonlethal combat.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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Busters posted:

This is actually closer to the comic:

https://images.app.goo.gl/pHWjUn2hcw3wVBWG6

Massive Mommy Mandibles.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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Dick Fontaine posted:

yeah, those are all hung italian style

Upside down in a gas station?

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Cosmik Debris posted:

that's not my beautiful wife!

Morally Inept parachute account spotted.

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Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

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Once my English teacher marked me down because the assignment was to write a book review and I gave the book a bad review and how dare I because the person who wrote the book was a published author and I wasn't therefore the author was a better arbiter of quality writing than I was.

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