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Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
Why are these so hard to open to get the sweet nectar inside? Whenever I actually did go to the movie theater (fuckin lol covid ended every enjoyable public activity I wanna do) I could never open these except by stabbing them with my keys

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
They're like paper. You just rip them.

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
you're supposed to stash them down hwere yer nuts hang like a weed dealer till they're all melted, then suck them through a pin-prick hole like plumpy nut, the enriched peanut paste given to famine victims that most resembles reese's peanut butter filling

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i find them very easy to open

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

kntfkr posted:

They're like paper. You just rip them.

No that's M&Ms you clod




But yes they're easy to open

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
[americanishly] reesees peesees

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I thinkt Ritter Sport is in this game. Screw you Nestle.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

I'm partial to Reese's Feces myself.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
You!

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Maybe OP should eat healthier and exercise more so his skinny nerd arms are strong enough to open food packaging.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Thats what you get for not buying some delicious hot buttery popcorn instead, op

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
To make it harder for ET to get into them.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


american chocolate tastes like puke

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

People eat Reeces Pieces when they’re not bagged up in a carrot shape and on sale for 25 cents after Easter?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

american chocolate tastes like puke

One type from one brand sort of does

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
do they have the same number of each color in them and if not who can i speak to

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
I know they put out a Reese's peanut butter, but did they ever do an official peanut butter with broken bits of Reese's Pieces in it? Or broken up bits of RPB Cups in them?

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
a tiny reese's peanut butter cup, inside of a peanut

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
Reeses Pieces are trash tier choice of candy for trash people.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Just smuggle some into the theater in your rear end in a top hat because they already taste like poo poo.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

R.L. Stine posted:

[americanishly] reesees peesees

I've only known two people who pronounced it like this and they were both Canadian :colbert:

Anyway OP, they're very easy to open. They're designed for children.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

You don’t buy your candy at the dollar store and sneak it in the theater, OP? There’s a convenient Dollar Tree close to my movie theater that sells every movie theater candy you can think of. I can buy a box of both Hot Tamales and Reece’s Pieces that still cost two dollars less than a single box of candy at the concessions stand.

Note: this is a big chain theater I’m talking about. If it’s a small or local theater, yeah, I’ll support their candy prices :munch:

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Imagine having an opinion about a candy bag. Just imagine.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

https://youtu.be/jdFas6dvA1U

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

You Are A Elf posted:

You don’t buy your candy at the dollar store and sneak it in the theater, OP? There’s a convenient Dollar Tree close to my movie theater that sells every movie theater candy you can think of. I can buy a box of both Hot Tamales and Reece’s Pieces that still cost two dollars less than a single box of candy at the concessions stand.

Note: this is a big chain theater I’m talking about. If it’s a small or local theater, yeah, I’ll support their candy prices :munch:

nah the theater I go to a lot isn't a big chain one but a nice little local place that shows cool movies and the people are nice so I try to buy their candy

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Thats what you get for not buying some delicious hot buttery popcorn instead, op

oh I get that too

Yaldabaoth posted:

Maybe OP should eat healthier and exercise more so his skinny nerd arms are strong enough to open food packaging.

I do work out but I need to figure out some techniques that help me open candy. Maybe some dexterity drills

Ginette Reno fucked around with this message at 04:01 on Jul 26, 2022

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGjHsLnUO1U

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME
rare to see such a spectacular and pathetic self own from an op like this. epic

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

R.L. Stine posted:

[americanishly] reesees peesees

also lol

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


You have to relax when you get a bad OP. You can't get overexcited and tear that poo poo open like some kind of animal. Hope that helps.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Individually wrapped Reeses Pieces.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
If Ricky Berwick can get the bags open, you can get them open.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Maybe put the candy bag down and work out op, then you'll be strong enough to open a candy bag and in time will be too weak to open it again, thus continuing the cycle

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME
trying to think about other mundane and trivial opening-related activities op might struggle with:

- opening a bottle of water
- opening a completely ordinary door
- operating a pair of scissors
- turning a key in a lock
- opening a parcel (several flaps to unfold)
- etc.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




phew, finally got one reeses piece out of the bag, this is gonna taste so good

just... *grunt* just need to open my mouth... *straining*

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
-velcro shoes
-button fly jeans
-a zippered jacket
-half & half

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




op is that guy in the guided meditation class whose 3rd eye never opens

there's always one

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
I had to use a pair of pliers on a Gatorade before. In my defense, it tore the skin on my hand first.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

american chocolate tastes like puke

Reese’s Pieces don’t contain chocolate

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Muahahaha little feeble goon hands can't open a .1mm thick piece of plastic. Meanwhile I'm over here with my god mallets crushing unopened soda cans

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Big Turk is a far superior delectable

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