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What would go in the area of the produce department where the onions normally are?!
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Jul 26, 2022 16:02
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Does every grocery store shrink by 10 sq ft since they don’t need room for the onions, or do they fill that space with something else?
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Jul 26, 2022 16:03
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Nobody would have ever heard of Vidalia, Georgia
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Jul 26, 2022 16:06
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:Nobody would have ever heard of Vidalia, Georgia
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Jul 26, 2022 16:07
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The german sausage vendor only has the scent of sauerkraut to entice people to his stall. |
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Jul 26, 2022 16:13
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B.O. purportedly smells much like onions OP. there's always that as a replacement 
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Jul 26, 2022 16:21
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:Does every grocery store shrink by 10 sq ft since they don’t need room for the onions, or do they fill that space with something else? turnips
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Jul 26, 2022 16:36
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if onions didn't exist, what would i let rot in my bottom drawer, only remembering it exists when i notice a funny smell and lots of fruit flies?
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Jul 26, 2022 17:31
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:if onions didn't exist, what would i let rot in my bottom drawer, only remembering it exists when i notice a funny smell and lots of fruit flies? i generally use taters for this
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Jul 26, 2022 17:35
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Dr. Honked posted:i generally use taters for this 
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Jul 26, 2022 17:37
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Had the weirdest dream last night. Any idea what this is? 
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Jul 26, 2022 17:50
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what have u done
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Jul 26, 2022 19:01
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nut posted:what have u done
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nut posted:what have u done 
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Jul 26, 2022 19:10
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nut posted:what have u done
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Jul 26, 2022 19:14
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I guess that Australian PM wouldn't be as well remembered. |
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Jul 26, 2022 19:21
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Jul 26, 2022 19:23
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French shallot soup |
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Jul 26, 2022 19:29
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alnilam posted:French shallot soup
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Jul 26, 2022 19:34
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French garlic soup?!
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Jul 26, 2022 19:34
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Areola Grande posted:French...soup 
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Jul 26, 2022 19:35
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French 'hon'ion soup |
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Jul 26, 2022 19:38
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:French garlic soup?! I'd eat it tbh |
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Jul 26, 2022 19:39
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beer-battered bloomin' head of celery |
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Jul 26, 2022 19:46
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Buttchocks posted:beer-battered bloomin' head of celery would
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Jul 26, 2022 19:54
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Jul 26, 2022 19:56
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i'd chomp the heck out of beer-battered bloomin' broccoli
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Jul 26, 2022 19:56
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xcheopis posted:Had the weirdest dream last night. Any idea what this is? I recognize most of the words (I've studied English) but "ONION" sounds like a loan word.
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Jul 26, 2022 20:33
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Buttchocks posted:beer-battered bloomin' head of celery
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Jul 26, 2022 20:43
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:I fear that without onions, the genre of fried ‘bloomin’ foods might never be invented. Something to ponder. wow, this scenario has so many layers, like peeling an orange |
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july, 26th, 2022, aka "day zero" riots, looting. policing efforts are met with massed crowds july 27th, 2022 attempts to control the situation by local forces have failed, congress is [redacted] the national guard august 1st, 2022 despite massive civilian casualties, the riots rages. defections amongst the national guard are [redacted] august 14th, 2022 with the total disintegration of the national guard, the president has ordered that the US army will be deployed in any situation in which [redacted] december 4th, 2022 the newly established government in exile will continue the fight against the illegitimate regime with any [redacted] july 7th, 2231 the immortal god emperor declares the first onion harvest a success. thousands are sacrificed to secure next year's harvest, amidst the praises of the masses |
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Jul 26, 2022 21:22
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i remember people being obsessed with the "fried onion ring" guy in this ad when i was maybe a little younger than i am now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M1372Z1Ldg yelling "FRIED HONION RRING" was all the rage what if he never existed? what if he said something else???
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Jul 26, 2022 21:29
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(bites into an everything bagel) wtf?? This is just a bunch of seeds |
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Jul 26, 2022 21:38
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(staring at a supermarket shelf of sandwich rolls) I feel like there should be something more delicious here, but what? |
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Jul 26, 2022 21:39
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*two groups of shady people meet in an abandoned warehouse by the docks* "this the stuff?" "mhm, where's the cash" "just wait a moment, we'd like to make a test" *they push a weedy looking street boy ahead* "hey - this wasn't part of the deal" "gently caress off, when you meet with the family, we decide the deal, capice? *the scruffy-looking, shaking youth is driven by the neck into the stash* "well, how are you doing?" *the boy, between sobs and tears* "f- f- loving garlic" 
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Jul 26, 2022 21:42
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(bites into a plain potato chip covered with a wobbling blob of sour cream and nothing else dip) Finally, a snack as bland as my white rear end |
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Jul 26, 2022 21:43
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Bloomin fennel |
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One would have no "I- I'm not crying, I was just dicing an onion..." excuse when caught teary-eyed. |
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