Schadenfreude Reboot: ANIMAL CONTROL STOLE MY ASS

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Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Robobot posted:

Leopards are just slow cheetahs.

In the end, aren't we all just slow cheetahs?

# ? Sep 22, 2023 00:44

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# ? May 11, 2024 08:41

Foxfire_: Nov 8, 2010

Subjunctive posted:

Every company is different, but Emeritus Chairman does not sound like a title for someone who is in a lot of decision-making rooms!

It does sound like a title for "I don't have to do anything I don't want to do, and you can't get mad if I skip meetings that are boring/conflict with golf, but you still need to invite me to everything and listen to what I say for anything I care about" though.

Most of the power and feeling important, none of the responsibility or blame

# ? Sep 22, 2023 01:16

redgubbinz: May 1, 2007

ekuNNN posted:

the ol' high-velocity bag slap

magnificent

# ? Sep 22, 2023 01:53

Panfilo: Aug 27, 2011; EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Admiral Joeslop posted:

https://i.imgur.com/BOxkhLj.mp4

This is like when incredibly strong enemies inexplicably glitch out and fail to do any damage, letting you bypass content normally gated by progression.

# ? Sep 22, 2023 03:04

Admiral Joeslop: Jul 8, 2010

Inceltown posted:

Sorry, I don't watch children's sports, who is this?

# ? Sep 22, 2023 03:12

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Admiral Joeslop posted:

Sorry, I don't watch children's sports, who is this?

That's a Honey Badger mate

# ? Sep 22, 2023 03:27

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Streamers revenue will pay for my folly is the Bethesda waiting for gamers to fix their code

# ? Sep 22, 2023 03:33

Vlaphor: Dec 18, 2005; Lipstick Apathy

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

every once in a while I remember NFT island and lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiHopGox5cU&t=94s

What people will always remember from Cryptoland.

# ? Sep 22, 2023 03:53

A Moose: Oct 22, 2009

Panfilo posted:

This is like when incredibly strong enemies inexplicably glitch out and fail to do any damage, letting you bypass content normally gated by progression.

Yes this is just like video games

# ? Sep 22, 2023 04:10

Doctor Bishop: Oct 22, 2013; To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

Vlaphor posted:

What people will always remember from Cryptoland.

So by their own admission, cryptobros are unfit to consent, got it

# ? Sep 22, 2023 04:35

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

https://i.imgur.com/ECByWZi.mp4

# ? Sep 22, 2023 04:38

Bottom Liner: Feb 15, 2006; a specific vein of lasagna

https://i.imgur.com/8Ljog8j.mp4

# ? Sep 22, 2023 04:45

Gomez Chamberlain: Mar 22, 2005; ^{Subakh ul kuhar!}

ekuNNN posted:

Wow didn't realize they could get you with that horn

# ? Sep 22, 2023 05:31

ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rif89uR3GH1vmobp0.mp4

# ? Sep 22, 2023 05:57

Sekenr: Dec 12, 2013

Panfilo posted:

This is like when incredibly strong enemies inexplicably glitch out and fail to do any damage, letting you bypass content normally gated by progression.

Honey badgers somehow ended up on a place in the food chain where they have to compete with predators 5-10 times their size for their food. Being timid gets you nowhere in these circumstances, so they decided to go with maximum audacity and complete fearlessness.

# ? Sep 22, 2023 06:13

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

Totally Reasonable posted:

If you make a machine that lets twitch chat operate a pan in your kitchen, then hook that untested bullshit up to twitch chat, then chat didn't break your stove. You did.

Yeah, but dude has to pretend he's pissed for views. "Come watch my stream, you can torture me and ruin my life!"

# ? Sep 22, 2023 06:17

The Lone Badger: Sep 24, 2007

Sekenr posted:

Honey badgers somehow ended up on a place in the food chain where they have to compete with predators 5-10 times their size for their food. Being timid gets you nowhere in these circumstances, so they decided to go with maximum audacity and complete fearlessness.

5-10x their volume anyway. Badgers are surprisingly heavy.

# ? Sep 22, 2023 06:29

Ego Trip: Aug 28, 2012; A tenacious little mouse!

You would know

# ? Sep 22, 2023 06:41

Beartaco: Apr 10, 2007; by sebmojo

ekuNNN posted:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rif89uR3GH1vmobp0.mp4

genuine lol

# ? Sep 22, 2023 07:02

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

every once in a while I remember NFT island and lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiHopGox5cU&t=94s

2:40..........

LawfulWaffle posted:

Honey Badger don�t give a gently caress

# ? Sep 22, 2023 07:11

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Admiral Joeslop posted:

https://i.imgur.com/BOxkhLj.mp4

Badger's got that "I just beat up some dumb cats" swagger.

No, the "today I will sex" strut.

# ? Sep 22, 2023 07:13

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

They should make black boxes for aeroplanes out of honey badgers. Indestructible

# ? Sep 22, 2023 07:14

A Pack of Kobolds: Mar 23, 2007

The Lone Badger posted:

5-10x their volume anyway. Badgers are surprisingly heavy.

The badger expert has spoken

# ? Sep 22, 2023 07:19

Groda: Mar 17, 2005; Hair Elf

ekuNNN posted:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rif89uR3GH1vmobp0.mp4

# ? Sep 22, 2023 07:28

DRINK ME: Jul 31, 2006; i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN

ekuNNN posted:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rif89uR3GH1vmobp0.mp4

Don�t post death� oh, his tail moved, still alive, just golden retriever things.

# ? Sep 22, 2023 08:24

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

LawfulWaffle posted:

Honey Badger don�t give a gently caress

My third-favourite bit of nature documentary is the one where a honey badger fights a venomous snake. The badger kills the snake but also gets bitten at least once. Of course then the badger dies.

Some time later it comes back from the dead and eats the snake.

# ? Sep 22, 2023 08:43

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

every once in a while I remember NFT island and lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiHopGox5cU&t=94s

CryptoVR? *pfft* get on my level scrubs. Humanity needs to evolve past the flesh:

fridge corn posted:

https://endorphinport.s3.amazonaws.com/ep-launch.mp4

e:
I keep coming back and watching the crypto vid in 2 minute chunks and at about 6:50 there's a full musical number :tizzy:

3D Megadoodoo posted:

My third-favourite bit of nature documentary is the one where a honey badger fights a venomous snake. The badger kills the snake but also gets bitten at least once. Of course then the badger dies.

Some time later it comes back from the dead and eats the snake.

IIRC they've evolved a high resistance to cobra(?) venom, but it's loving cobra venom so it still knocks them out for a bit.

Takes No Damage fucked around with this message at 08:55 on Sep 22, 2023

# ? Sep 22, 2023 08:49

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Takes No Damage posted:

IIRC they've evolved a high resistance to cobra(?) venom, but it's loving cobra venom so it still knocks them out for a bit.

Sounds implausible. I think the general scientific consensus is that God and Satan both hate honey badgers so they get thrown out of the afterlife whenever they die.

# ? Sep 22, 2023 08:56

Tree Bucket: Apr 1, 2016; R.I.P.idura leucophrys

There's actually only one honey badger in the whole world, it just moves around a lot

# ? Sep 22, 2023 09:04

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Sounds implausible. I think the general scientific consensus is that God and Satan both hate honey badgers so they get thrown out of the afterlife whenever they die.

Honey badger just don't give a gently caress

# ? Sep 22, 2023 09:05

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Tree Bucket posted:

There's actually only one honey badger in the whole world, it just moves around a lot

I've never seen two honey badgers at the same time so that must be it.

How does it produce honey, anyway? Is it like a gland or something? (Haha)

# ? Sep 22, 2023 09:13

Fishstick: Jul 9, 2005; Does not require preheating

https://i.imgur.com/J04wRGI.mp4

# ? Sep 22, 2023 09:16

Roblo: Dec 10, 2007; I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Erm. Holy poo poo. That looks, that looks pretty bad?

# ? Sep 22, 2023 09:19

Fishstick: Jul 9, 2005; Does not require preheating

The fool launched without shoes so he had no chance

# ? Sep 22, 2023 09:36

Darryl Lict: Mar 17, 2009

3D Megadoodoo posted:

My third-favourite bit of nature documentary is the one where a honey badger fights a venomous snake. The badger kills the snake but also gets bitten at least once. Of course then the badger dies.

Some time later it comes back from the dead and eats the snake.

Found this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD1iWbp51Lg

# ? Sep 22, 2023 09:41