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hello GBS my current job pays the bills but it sucks what type of small business should I start before I turn 40?
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Jul 28, 2022 05:04
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opium den plz
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Jul 28, 2022 05:06
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You should post on Neighborhood and Craigslist that you will come sniff a persons house to tell them if the house stinks or not. You just be very non judgmental "Yes this house stinks" "Your house does not stink."
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Jul 28, 2022 05:12
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open up a quaint little trebucheterie selling artisanal siege weaponry to hipsters
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Jul 28, 2022 05:14
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either a coffee shop, a yarn store or a bookstore where you and your friends can just hang out and enjoy books!!
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Jul 28, 2022 05:14
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Booze shop.
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Jul 28, 2022 05:15
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Artisanal Dick Sucking Shoppe
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Jul 28, 2022 05:20
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Grow sugar beets and manufacture them into molasses. Bottle and sell that online.
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Jul 28, 2022 05:21
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Sellin' jars to piss in along Interstate 5. You'd make a killing from Seattle to Bakersfield.
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Jul 28, 2022 05:22
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Are you by any chance a gamer girl, OP?
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Jul 28, 2022 05:27
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Start a smell business, bottle you farts after experimenting with various foods.
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Jul 28, 2022 05:27
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sleep on camera for tips
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Jul 28, 2022 05:34
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Professional genital massager, obviously.
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Jul 28, 2022 05:36
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Deshell sunflower seeds with your own mouth and spit them into client's mouths.
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Jul 28, 2022 05:37
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Fartington Butts posted:Deshell sunflower seeds with your own mouth and spit them into client's mouths. After a regulation, 3 minute, clean genital massage, obviously.
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Jul 28, 2022 05:38
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Nigmaetcetera posted:After a regulation, 3 minute, clean genital massage, obviously. Same time. Ranch flavor costs a premium.
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Jul 28, 2022 05:39
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Also after you inevitably fail and lose your famil keep in mind that the dicksucking factory is always hiring floor sweepers. High turnover.
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Jul 28, 2022 05:42
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A food truck that exclusively parks right next to cemetaries.
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Jul 28, 2022 05:45
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Consulting firm that targets small business entrepreneurs. Those idiots will take advice from anyone.
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Jul 28, 2022 05:52
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a company that grows weed on the blockchain
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Jul 28, 2022 05:55
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A restaurant where all the staff are mums who choose and order your food for you, keep checking in on you for the whole meal and wont let you leave until you have finished it all.
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Jul 28, 2022 06:07
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Billy Ray Blowjob posted:A restaurant where all the staff are mums who order your food for you, keep checking in on you and wont let you leave until you have finished it all. What you’re describing is what happens when you stay overnight at a bordello.
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Jul 28, 2022 06:08
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a hotdog stand, but you only sell buns and condiments. it's bring your own dog.
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Jul 28, 2022 06:09
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Bad Purchase posted:a hotdog stand, but you only sell buns and condiments. it's bring your own dog. What you’re describing is what happens when you stay overnight at a bordello.
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Jul 28, 2022 06:11
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Fitted hats with the word “internet” embroidered on them. That way people will know you are down with the internet stuff. 
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Jul 28, 2022 06:14
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Artisanal blowjobs for people with micropenises
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Jul 28, 2022 06:14
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Colonel Cancer posted:Artisanal blowjobs for people with micropenises Don’t undercut you’re mothers livelihood dude. 
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Jul 28, 2022 06:16
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Poopsmithery
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Jul 28, 2022 06:18
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scamming the elderly is a pretty safe bet these days
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Jul 28, 2022 06:20
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Retard madterbator; you can work from home!
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Jul 28, 2022 06:20
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OP, you might as well ask yourself: Q. What kind of meat does the Pope eat. A. Nun. (None)
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Jul 28, 2022 06:21
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BigBadSteve posted:OP, you might as well ask yourself: When I was a kid my best friend insisted that Pope John Paul II had fifteen minutes a day set up specifically for masturbating, and that this was a matter of public record and he went to confession within seconds of plastering his vestments with papal paste. He seemed pretty sure so I just went along with it.
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Jul 28, 2022 06:26
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Nigmaetcetera posted:When I was a kid my best friend insisted that Pope John Paul II had fifteen minutes a day set up specifically for masturbating, and that this was a matter of public record and he went to confession within seconds of plastering his vestments with papal paste. He seemed pretty sure so I just went along with it. i also heard this and believe it was true
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Jul 28, 2022 06:28
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A bank with a shaman who is in constant connection with the afterlife and you deposit money that the shaman then sends to the bank branch that's in the afterlife for you to use when you are dead. You cant withdraw it until you are dead because the money is now in the afterlife.
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Jul 28, 2022 06:46
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fart gasserie
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Jul 28, 2022 06:50
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Turn your hobby of voyeurism into a gainful profession op. Play your strengths and keep it small, the business part will come naturally.
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Jul 28, 2022 07:25
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Don’t undercut you’re mothers livelihood dude. hey call her whatever you want but she aint small business 
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Jul 28, 2022 07:33
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Can you sew? There's insane demand for anime body pillows with built in artistianal Fleshlights. Might be time to dream big! Otherwise, get yourself a vaccum mold injection machine. Start making molds out of some really strangely shaped objects, sell these online as "fictional creature personal adult toys". Bonus if your a gamer girl and/or can film.
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Jul 28, 2022 07:37
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Slayerjerman posted:Can you sew? There's insane demand for anime body pillows with built in artistianal Fleshlights. Might be time to dream big! The body pillows sound cool. Id probably sleep on my stomach more if I had somewhere to put my johnston.
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Jul 28, 2022 07:39
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How much time are we dealing with here, is it conceivable to educate yourself to a 5th grade level before then?
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