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Asobu
Sep 16, 2007

My guitar is in my BUTT!
Soiled Meat
Sell a bunch of useless knick knacks like porcelain angels, scented candles, and fake plants.

I won’t shop there but someone will

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
True crime office supply shop.

Sell staples and printer paper that's (allegedly) been used to commit murder and other indignities.

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
Hold peoples turds for ransom.
Threaten to show them to other people if you don't get X amount of dollars.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Blackmail people into making GBS threads and then figure out a way to monetize it

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

Corner the fecal transplant market with your posts.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Internet webmaster

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
be a creative entrepeneur

mudskipp
Jan 1, 2018

stop making sense
Ok here's my idea


You buy a warehouse and install a gentle ramp or runway thing. Put loads of wheelybins in too.

Big speaker system

People who need to blow off steam choose a playlist and rent the space running round punching the wheelybins over and roaring

Sir Sidney Poitier
Aug 14, 2006

My favourite actor


Booty and penis/vagina inspectorate. Offer certification services.

el dingo
Mar 19, 2009


Ogres are like onions

Billy Ray Blowjob posted:

A bank with a shaman who is in constant connection with the afterlife and you deposit money that the shaman then sends to the bank branch that's in the afterlife for you to use when you are dead. You cant withdraw it until you are dead because the money is now in the afterlife.

I was watching some show about rich kids, idk crazy rich asians or something. One of the dipshits went to talk to a shaman about her relationship maybe? Anyway, he said that she and her partner were not on the same operating system and its time for her to upgrade her operating system. Presumably he got paid thousands for just sitting there and saying nonsense words. I was in awe of this shaman man.

So OP just go to LA and start scheming idiot rich kids, they will pay anything for you to massage their ego

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

start a tae kwon do dojo for kids and just make it up as you go along

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Being a shaman for weird tech nerds would likely be both lucrative and extremely painful

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Humorous t-shirts of course. There are people who buy those

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Sir Sidney Poitier posted:

Booty and penis/vagina inspectorate. Offer certification services.

this field is about to boom in the middle and high school sports industry

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




equip a cursed berserking sword and clear the local mine of kobolds, get bounties from the local mayor

Battlevader
Nov 17, 2017

keep it, and save money for later.

Would have suggested prostitution, but that sucks too, some will say.

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

Did anyone suggest an opium den yet?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Start a comedy website with a forum op.

It will end well trust me op!!!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Gay rear end Business For Gay rear end Motherfuckers (GABFGAM)

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

Draw furry erotica, no question asked

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Deep-space asteroid minor. That’s right, put children on asteroids.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Itinerant rimjob clown

Sir Sidney Poitier
Aug 14, 2006

My favourite actor


Here are some more suggestions:

- Beef steward
- Door to door electricity salesman
- Cattle rustler
- Child frightener
- Amazon rainforest destruction services
- Alcohol drinker
- Death commiserator
- Night watchman (day shift)
- School sports day heckler

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

Discount eyeball transplants. All those kids who grew up watching Naruto are now adults with money to burn.

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

If you get in now you can corner the market on waterproof towels.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Coffee shop in " bad part of town "

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


kntfkr posted:

opium den plz

its this one, preferably with a vip membership program.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




virtual pet sitter

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Lots of people dealing with ED these days want a natural treatment, so you could be a handyman and start a Rent-a-Fluffer business.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Sell skidmark soiled panties. They'd be your skidmarks of course, but find a model to wear them for the pics.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Podcaster.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

A public chemistry research lab where you don't have to be a student or post-doc to do research. Your business model is to spy on people in your lab and patent all the good discoveries before they get to it. If they ask about it you just say you patented by accident and you gonna clear this up ASAP(but you never actually do)

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Time_pants posted:

Did anyone suggest an opium den yet?

yeah!

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Milliner.

Karol-Man
May 14, 2022

by Fritz the Horse
Sex sells. Remember that.

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

So do seashells, keep that as a backup plan.

MyChemicalImbalance
Sep 15, 2007

Keep on smilin'



:unsmith:
R-word wanker. You can work from home!

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Antique pornography and bespoke boudoir woodcuts.

central dogma
Feb 25, 2012

Come to the Undead Settlement in the next 20 mins if u want an ash kicking
Probably opium den.

Or weapon depot. No one ever went broke selling weapons.

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Combination cattery, orphanage and love hotel (frequently used as an opium den).

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