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Sell a bunch of useless knick knacks like porcelain angels, scented candles, and fake plants. I won’t shop there but someone will
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# ? Jul 28, 2022 07:57 |
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# ? May 3, 2024 20:47 |
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True crime office supply shop. Sell staples and printer paper that's (allegedly) been used to commit murder and other indignities.
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# ? Jul 28, 2022 08:14 |
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Hold peoples turds for ransom. Threaten to show them to other people if you don't get X amount of dollars.
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# ? Jul 28, 2022 08:16 |
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Blackmail people into making GBS threads and then figure out a way to monetize it
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# ? Jul 28, 2022 08:18 |
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Corner the fecal transplant market with your posts.
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# ? Jul 28, 2022 08:20 |
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Internet webmaster
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# ? Jul 28, 2022 13:48 |
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be a creative entrepeneur
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# ? Jul 28, 2022 14:08 |
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Ok here's my idea You buy a warehouse and install a gentle ramp or runway thing. Put loads of wheelybins in too. Big speaker system People who need to blow off steam choose a playlist and rent the space running round punching the wheelybins over and roaring
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# ? Jul 28, 2022 14:17 |
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Booty and penis/vagina inspectorate. Offer certification services.
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# ? Jul 28, 2022 14:18 |
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Billy Ray Blowjob posted:A bank with a shaman who is in constant connection with the afterlife and you deposit money that the shaman then sends to the bank branch that's in the afterlife for you to use when you are dead. You cant withdraw it until you are dead because the money is now in the afterlife. I was watching some show about rich kids, idk crazy rich asians or something. One of the dipshits went to talk to a shaman about her relationship maybe? Anyway, he said that she and her partner were not on the same operating system and its time for her to upgrade her operating system. Presumably he got paid thousands for just sitting there and saying nonsense words. I was in awe of this shaman man. So OP just go to LA and start scheming idiot rich kids, they will pay anything for you to massage their ego
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# ? Jul 28, 2022 14:28 |
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start a tae kwon do dojo for kids and just make it up as you go along
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# ? Jul 28, 2022 14:42 |
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Being a shaman for weird tech nerds would likely be both lucrative and extremely painful
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# ? Jul 28, 2022 15:14 |
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Humorous t-shirts of course. There are people who buy those
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# ? Jul 28, 2022 15:37 |
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Sir Sidney Poitier posted:Booty and penis/vagina inspectorate. Offer certification services. this field is about to boom in the middle and high school sports industry
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# ? Jul 28, 2022 15:39 |
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equip a cursed berserking sword and clear the local mine of kobolds, get bounties from the local mayor
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# ? Jul 28, 2022 15:41 |
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keep it, and save money for later. Would have suggested prostitution, but that sucks too, some will say.
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# ? Jul 28, 2022 16:16 |
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Did anyone suggest an opium den yet?
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# ? Jul 28, 2022 16:18 |
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Start a comedy website with a forum op. It will end well trust me op!!!
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# ? Jul 28, 2022 16:38 |
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Gay rear end Business For Gay rear end Motherfuckers (GABFGAM)
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# ? Jul 28, 2022 16:58 |
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Draw furry erotica, no question asked
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# ? Jul 28, 2022 17:17 |
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Deep-space asteroid minor. That’s right, put children on asteroids.
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# ? Jul 28, 2022 17:23 |
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Itinerant rimjob clown
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# ? Jul 28, 2022 17:24 |
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Here are some more suggestions: - Beef steward - Door to door electricity salesman - Cattle rustler - Child frightener - Amazon rainforest destruction services - Alcohol drinker - Death commiserator - Night watchman (day shift) - School sports day heckler
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# ? Jul 28, 2022 17:33 |
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Discount eyeball transplants. All those kids who grew up watching Naruto are now adults with money to burn.
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# ? Jul 28, 2022 17:48 |
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If you get in now you can corner the market on waterproof towels.
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# ? Jul 28, 2022 18:08 |
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Coffee shop in " bad part of town "
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# ? Jul 28, 2022 18:12 |
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kntfkr posted:opium den plz its this one, preferably with a vip membership program.
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# ? Jul 28, 2022 18:13 |
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virtual pet sitter
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# ? Jul 28, 2022 18:15 |
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Lots of people dealing with ED these days want a natural treatment, so you could be a handyman and start a Rent-a-Fluffer business.
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# ? Jul 28, 2022 18:18 |
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Sell skidmark soiled panties. They'd be your skidmarks of course, but find a model to wear them for the pics.
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# ? Jul 28, 2022 18:22 |
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Podcaster.
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# ? Jul 28, 2022 18:29 |
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A public chemistry research lab where you don't have to be a student or post-doc to do research. Your business model is to spy on people in your lab and patent all the good discoveries before they get to it. If they ask about it you just say you patented by accident and you gonna clear this up ASAP(but you never actually do)
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# ? Jul 28, 2022 18:47 |
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Time_pants posted:Did anyone suggest an opium den yet? yeah!
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# ? Jul 28, 2022 18:49 |
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Milliner.
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# ? Jul 28, 2022 18:50 |
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Sex sells. Remember that.
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# ? Jul 28, 2022 19:08 |
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So do seashells, keep that as a backup plan.
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# ? Jul 28, 2022 19:15 |
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R-word wanker. You can work from home!
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# ? Jul 28, 2022 19:17 |
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Antique pornography and bespoke boudoir woodcuts.
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# ? Jul 28, 2022 19:18 |
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Probably opium den. Or weapon depot. No one ever went broke selling weapons.
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# ? Jul 28, 2022 19:19 |
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# ? May 3, 2024 20:47 |
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Combination cattery, orphanage and love hotel (frequently used as an opium den).
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# ? Jul 28, 2022 19:23 |