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Karol-Man posted:Sex smells. Remember that.
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op, we given you enough ideas, it's time to pick one and write your business plan post it here by close of business tomorrow thanks
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Jul 28, 2022 21:10
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Sex den that sells opium, too.
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Jul 28, 2022 21:21
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Goon angel investors are lining up around the corner from the thread with briefcases bursting with freshly minted bills straight from the treasury to greet the new executive officer who will make all their dreams come true, and yet opie is nowhere to be seen.
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Jul 28, 2022 21:24
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I'm working on a thing that drains ear infections and clear sinuses, enough that I've gotten it to the prototype phase, and small scale trials have been successful. It needs to be refined though and I don't know how to get a company or someone somewhere to do that, and then I have to do product testing, and then take it to market and ugh I'm already very tired at my own job. Someone do this for me and I'll cut you into the business.
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Jul 28, 2022 21:35
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An app that uses your camera to weigh, and rate, your poo poo. You squeeze one out, point your phone at it and it appraises your droppings. There's a social element where you share these ratings with friends, or challenge your enemies to a crap off.
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Jul 28, 2022 21:43
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An add on so Alexa/Google/whoever responds to my command "rate this fart"
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Jul 28, 2022 21:47
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Killed a Girl in 96 posted:I'm working on a thing that drains ear infections and clear sinuses, enough that I've gotten it to the prototype phase, and small scale trials have been successful. It needs to be refined though and I don't know how to get a company or someone somewhere to do that, and then I have to do product testing, and then take it to market and ugh I'm already very tired at my own job. really?
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Jul 28, 2022 21:51
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a business where you buy illegal drugs cheaply overseas and import them for a profit
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Jul 28, 2022 21:52
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Killed a Girl in 96 posted:I'm working on a thing that drains ear infections and clear sinuses, enough that I've gotten it to the prototype phase, and small scale trials have been successful. It needs to be refined though and I don't know how to get a company or someone somewhere to do that, and then I have to do product testing, and then take it to market and ugh I'm already very tired at my own job. I'll give you $10 for a 15% stake in your business but only on the condition that if sales targets are not reached by 3Q22 the stake will turn into a priority loan
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Jul 28, 2022 21:56
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kntfkr posted:really? yeah. i tried to get my friend to help me but he got busy. his job was streamlining the whole thing, and had some ideas, but never prototyped a new product. right now i need someone to refine the drat thing, though he has my actual initial design and i don't want to make a new one. i'd pay a company to do it for a small fee but haven't looked into it too much. idk man.
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Jul 28, 2022 21:58
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GABA ghoul posted:I'll give you $10 for a 15% stake in your business but only on the condition that if sales targets are not reached by 3Q22 the stake will turn into a priority loan i'll counter offer that you give me $10 and i'll send you a picture of my huge ding dong
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Jul 28, 2022 22:00
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Killed a Girl in 96 posted:i'll counter offer that you give me $10 and i'll send you a picture of my huge ding dong I have no experience in the nanotech industry so, on account of that, I'm out *camera swings dramatically across the forums*
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Jul 28, 2022 22:03
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A vacation town mon 'n pop shop where it acts as a regional front for the international gun running conglomerate.
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Jul 28, 2022 22:08
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I’ve heard things about mangosteens
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Jul 29, 2022 02:14
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Open up an old-timey small town general store, but all you sell are finishing nails.
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Jul 29, 2022 03:47
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Killed a Girl in 96 posted:yeah. i tried to get my friend to help me but he got busy. his job was streamlining the whole thing, and had some ideas, but never prototyped a new product. right now i need someone to refine the drat thing, though he has my actual initial design and i don't want to make a new one. i'd pay a company to do it for a small fee but haven't looked into it too much. idk man. Have you tried talking with a patent lawyer? Not necessarily for patenting, but for knowledge/contacts on process. I know about product testing but that's easy. You just call a lab like SGS or intertek and then give them money. I had a few ideas a few times and nothing ever panned out. kntfkr fucked around with this message at 03:59 on Jul 29, 2022 |
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Jul 29, 2022 03:56
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a yearly small penis festival
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Jul 29, 2022 04:04
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kntfkr posted:Have you tried talking with a patent lawyer? i havent done any of that because i dont know poo poo about gently caress, but i'll look into it. thank you. you can have a free Sin-u-cleanse (patent pending)
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Jul 29, 2022 06:02
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"Love is Love Electric". Sell male-male and female-female power cords clearly labeled as novelty items. You'll make good money during the Christmas season for reasons beyond your ken.
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Jul 29, 2022 08:27
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Something involving boobs
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Jul 29, 2022 14:14
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a freestyle parkour/rage room/bar/bowling alley/extreme sports venue where dudes can come and also place bets on the tricks other dudes do
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Jul 29, 2022 14:22
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Become an abortion bounty broker in Texas
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Jul 29, 2022 14:34
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A hole in the wall where you can see it all
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Jul 29, 2022 14:38
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A shop that sells opium den supplies
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Jul 29, 2022 14:42
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GABA ghoul posted:A hole in the wall where you can see it all Glory Holes Plus+
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Jul 29, 2022 14:45
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A literal cum dumpster business.
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Jul 29, 2022 14:48
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Fist Dinner People with too much money pay you to turn up at dinner time and beat the poo poo out of them.
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Jul 29, 2022 15:24
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Billy Ray Blowjob posted:Fist Dinner Excuse me. This infringes on my copyright for Knuckle Supper, Inc.
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Jul 29, 2022 16:26
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Rent out other peoples' houses as Air bnb's when they aren't there or when they are there.
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Out of curiosity OP, what skills or talents do you have?
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Jul 29, 2022 17:12
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Tarkus posted:Out of curiosity OP, what skills or talents do you have? This has no relevance for small business ownership.
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Jul 29, 2022 17:12
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In fact less is more unless we're talking about necessary start up costs - but that's why we have loans!
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Jul 29, 2022 21:56
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start a money counterfeiting operation
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Jul 29, 2022 22:21
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keep a low profile by making only counterfeit coins and $1 bills
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Jul 29, 2022 22:21
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Has anyone said suckin dicks yet
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Jul 29, 2022 23:22
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shut up blegum posted:A shop that sells opium den supplies You could probably get away with selling dried opium poppies if you said they were for “arts and crafts”.
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I’m seriously considering buying an apartment building and being a landlord. I would deny it left and right on here though if I ever did it. Just seems like a good, financially rewarding, and easy job for a neurodivergent person like myself.
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Jul 30, 2022 00:38
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I’m seriously considering buying an apartment building and being a landlord. I would deny it left and right on here though if I ever did it. Just seems like a good, financially rewarding, and easy job for a neurodivergent person like myself. Absolutely. Why worry about what a bunch of crybaby forum zeros think? Running a business or investing in property is a big risk. if you can do well at it, all the power to ya'.
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Tarkus posted:Absolutely. Why worry about what a bunch of crybaby forum zeros think? Running a business or investing in property is a big risk. if you can do well at it, all the power to ya'. I worry about the  emotes I see now and then.
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