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Boy, Toyota really changed up their logo huh? That’s a cool iPad you got mounted in there. Pretty lucky that you ran into a parked fire truck!
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Hi Tesla, I'm Dad.
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Jul 29, 2022 06:22
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the car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel
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Jul 29, 2022 06:39
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Just tell them it’s nice, but outdated
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Jul 29, 2022 06:57
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ask what kind of income they’re making from renting it out as a robotaxi during work hours
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Jul 29, 2022 07:00
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"That Jeff Bezos really knows how to build a car."
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Jul 29, 2022 07:06
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I heard elon mixed a little bit of his cum into the paint of each and every tesla
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Jul 29, 2022 07:09
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Bad Purchase posted:the car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel *Me, fanning myself as I stare at the burning car* Hooooo. More like a Tesla Broil, am I right? Y'know. Instead of a Tesla coil? Yeah, you get it.
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Jul 29, 2022 07:26
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I hope you burn to death in your stupid deathtrap of a car. lol j/k
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Jul 29, 2022 07:29
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DelayX
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Jul 29, 2022 07:40
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Holy poo poo! Piiiiiiiss!
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Jul 29, 2022 09:10
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the answer is always to continually forget what kind of car they drive and ask if it's a prius
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Jul 29, 2022 09:15
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'That's quite the musk you got there'
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Jul 29, 2022 09:16
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sorry but I prefer to drive American cars
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Jul 29, 2022 10:34
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Isn't this one of these Indonesian companies? Are their cars really street legal here?
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Jul 29, 2022 11:03
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"Hey you prick, get a better car" "What's more expensive, your monthly car subscription or your mortgage?"
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Jul 29, 2022 11:08
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Pronounce it "Tel-sa". Say: "Sure it looks sweet, but I prefer to be in control" If on an airplane with a Tesla owner, ask them "Is this your first time on a plane?"
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Jul 29, 2022 11:22
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I bet if you slammed that window with a sledgehammer it wouldn't break. I mean the sledgehammer wouldn't break 
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Jul 29, 2022 11:23
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Jul 29, 2022 12:08
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You ever take that baby offroad?
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Jul 29, 2022 12:13
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More like What a Mess-la
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Jul 29, 2022 13:02
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So like when you plug your phone in whos charging who man
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Jul 29, 2022 13:03
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How many cylinders is that bad boy?
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Jul 29, 2022 13:04
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Where’s the emergency exit? What DLC do you have
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Jul 29, 2022 13:15
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Nice car, do the wheels pop off when they turn it into your inevitable casket?
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Jul 29, 2022 13:20
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Eh, I prefer the original NES R.O.B.
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Jul 29, 2022 13:20
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Cool car! I've been thinking about getting a Prius too.
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Jul 29, 2022 13:33
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Uhhh hey you mind helping me open the back doors? The car is one fire and the electrical system is dead.
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Jul 29, 2022 13:34
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Wow, I have a EV too, but I didn't spend nearly as much as you did! You must really have felt so stongly about getting a lot of safety and usable features in your car!
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Jul 29, 2022 13:45
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Did you ever volunteer to suck Elon Musk's dick?
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Jul 29, 2022 13:53
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Hey how's the fire suppression bottle doing these days?
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Jul 29, 2022 13:54
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'I kissed a girl, I liked it. I hope your girlfriend didn't mind it' That will rile them up. gently caress talking about their car.
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Jul 29, 2022 13:55
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Nice car; I’m vegan
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Jul 29, 2022 13:57
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Irregardless posted:Nice car; I’m vegan Das Boo posted:Hi vegan, I'm Dad.
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Jul 29, 2022 14:09
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Does the thought of the Musk family torturing and murdering native africans make you feel all nice and warm inside?
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Jul 29, 2022 14:15
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ill trade you a cigarette for your car
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Jul 29, 2022 14:40
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"nice car you fuckin stupid idiot lmao" *punches owner in face*
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Jul 29, 2022 14:56
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So, uh, ding dong still go in the hoo hoo with you guys, or what?
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:"nice car you fuckin stupid idiot lmao" *punches owner in face*
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