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So whats Bitcoin up to now? Another space car, no doubt, meme me about it later, jerk! And then I hold up a Fool card from the Thoth deck, right to their face.
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I like your license plate and how you fit a clever joke about not needing gas/oil into seven characters (:
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Jul 29, 2022 15:18
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So you prefer cars that run on blood instead of oil?
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Jul 29, 2022 15:32
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"this isnt one of those times where ownership officially belongs to your lovely small business, is it?"
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GolfHole posted:"this isnt one of those times where ownership officially belongs to your lovely small business, is it?" you then follow this up by asking "how is a tesla supposed to increase sales...? or brand awareness for anyone but tesla?"
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Jul 29, 2022 15:36
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:"nice car you fuckin stupid idiot lmao" *punches owner in face* 
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Jul 29, 2022 15:40
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My god, the car that killed my family is back for more victims!
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Jul 29, 2022 16:00
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Nice car, dipshit
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Jul 29, 2022 16:03
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Could I steer that thing with my space orb?
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Jul 29, 2022 16:05
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Can I have it when they ship you to the Martian labor camp? Haha, no, no. I'm just messing with you. You'll have to dump it somewhere when the time comes.
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Jul 29, 2022 16:14
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:"nice car you fuckin stupid idiot lmao" *punches owner in face*
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Jul 29, 2022 16:17
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Nice car For a pasty white clown to wear On his yacht Idiot.
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Jul 29, 2022 16:18
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I sleep in a safe car with my wife
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Jul 29, 2022 16:19
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I don't think I'd buy a Tesla, because yikes at Elon Musk lol
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Jul 29, 2022 16:19
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Milhouse's father sleeps in a better car than yours. And his will keep its value longer.
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Jul 29, 2022 16:24
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Did you subscribe to the seat belt service?
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Jul 29, 2022 16:30
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When are they gonna finish building it?
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Jul 29, 2022 16:33
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What would you say is the sounder investment, your Tesla or your NFTs?
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Jul 29, 2022 16:35
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It’s a shame that car shares a name with a man who gave so much to the world for so little, made by a man who gives so little to the world for so much.
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Jul 29, 2022 16:39
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Aren't you worried about, you know, (let them respond with their own insecurities about the vehicle's many flaws)
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Jul 29, 2022 16:42
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Never seen garbage drive garbage before.
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Jul 29, 2022 16:43
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I think you got a bit of pedestrian on there
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Jul 29, 2022 16:52
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Check out THIS autopilot *lets out long, loud fart*
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Peggy Edson posted:Check out THIS autopilot Teslas actually do fart. You can make the horn make a fart noise.
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Jul 29, 2022 17:15
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Tesla, Tessa, I mean, thats got to hu DONT YOU gently caress MICHAEL! Im sorry Im sorry
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"oh hey is that elon musk over there!?" *smashes car window when they turn around*
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I'm so glad that Tesla has gone mass market, it's great that absolutely anybody can drive one now.
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Nice car, does the seat fold back so you can suck off dumbass CEOs in there?
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"so you really love electricity huh?" *tazes them*
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Jul 29, 2022 17:33
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hey how come you don't have fart mode enabled? here, let me enable it for you.
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Yaldabaoth posted:So you prefer cars that run on blood instead of oil? "So how do you think they make the electricity to charge this thing?"
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twit666 posted:Teslas actually do fart. You can make the horn make a fart noise. Without looking it up I just KNOW this is true. God I hate Musk so loving much
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Yaldabaoth posted:Does the thought of the Musk family torturing and murdering native africans make you feel all nice and warm inside? If it doesn't, at least the car will (because of fire).
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Jul 29, 2022 18:10
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hey, did you buy the full self driving upgrade? how much did you pay? how's it working now that it's out? it is out now, right?
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Jul 29, 2022 18:14
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Nice car NIce rolly roundy, what even are those? The roundy things? What the gently caress are those, the roundy bits that make you go? The four steering wheels i need to go forward
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Jul 29, 2022 18:18
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Couldn't afford an import huh
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Jul 29, 2022 18:19
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Hector Delgado posted:When are they gonna finish building it? 
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Jul 29, 2022 18:19
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Nice prius
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Were they out of the other colors?
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*long tire squeeling burn out, rear tires generating an obscene amount of smoke, gasoline powered engine banging on the rev limiter, unburnt gas backfiring out the tailpipe because the emissions controls are removed, culminating in a dramatic launch where the car is torque steering all the way down the road*
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