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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




always pronounce it "tezsla" and really linger on that Z

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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

tell it u think it sux

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




constantly ask them if they've tried an automoblow yet, and if not what are they waiting for.
https://autoblow.com/automoblow/

just every time you see them, ask about the automoblow.

say automoblow to them as many times as you can in the conversation.

post online about the automoblow and telsa together, a match made in heaven.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Bad Purchase posted:

constantly ask them if they've tried an automoblow yet, and if not what are they waiting for.
https://autoblow.com/automoblow/

just every time you see them, ask about the automoblow.

say automoblow to them as many times as you can in the conversation.

post online about the automoblow and telsa together, a match made in heaven.

woah my dad has been asking if they had something like this for his tesla for ages, thank you. christmas is going to rule this year.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Bad Purchase posted:

constantly ask them if they've tried an automoblow yet, and if not what are they waiting for.
https://autoblow.com/automoblow/

just every time you see them, ask about the automoblow.

say automoblow to them as many times as you can in the conversation.

post online about the automoblow and telsa together, a match made in heaven.

“reviewer moistnmeaty69” posted:


Cons
Doesn't work with Alexa

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




flubber nuts posted:

woah my dad has been asking if they had something like this for his tesla for ages, thank you. christmas is going to rule this year.

glad your dad is going to get an automoblow this christmas. your dad is going to love automoblow.

digitalist
Nov 17, 2000

journey into Kirk's unknown


Bad Purchase posted:

the car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel

And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides

:regd08:

edit: vv That's an interesting idea, brb.

edit2: this might take me a bit longer, bbiab.

digitalist fucked around with this message at 20:09 on Jul 29, 2022

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




that line always gets me when i listen to the song now, because it's such a perfect description of a tesla. they ought to use it in their marketing.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




maybe replace "sewers" with "loop tunnels"

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
I've been mooning the camera that takes pictures of you if you get too close a parked Tesla.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Man, Lego can make anything these days.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I wish Elon would die in a Tesla fire but I highly doubt he drives in his own cars because he knows they’re death traps

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Ha ha wow, so you drive a Tesla now? Wow, that's crazy... anyway, *commits a heinous crime*

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I've killed women and children. I've killed everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you done to Ned.

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Hey nice Tesla, kill yourself

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
"Can't you remember anything?"
"I remember... the Automoblow."
*cowboys all cheer*

digitalist
Nov 17, 2000

journey into Kirk's unknown


Bad Purchase posted:

that line always gets me when i listen to the song now, because it's such a perfect description of a tesla. they ought to use it in their marketing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O6Di61UUzg

source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laW8rtUEMyc

ps. i am not very good at this

digitalist fucked around with this message at 21:26 on Jul 29, 2022

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

so what's it cost to get a charger at home haha

ever take that baby on a road trip? what's that? there's no infrastructure to support doing that??

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



I say nothing and just glare

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
This automoblow is some kinda car cigarette lighter compatible blowjob robot right?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Colonel Cancer posted:

This automoblow is some kinda car cigarette lighter compatible blowjob robot right?

Yeah

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer
Cool Prius.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Why don't you go drive it up Elon Musk's tunnel. :lmao: Hope it doesn't catch on fire. :roflolmao:

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

couldnt afford to buy a nissan leaf, eh

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

get hosed, rear end in a top hat!

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

p a n e l g a p s

lt_kennedy
Sep 2, 2007
Needs Moar Race
Every tesla ive ever seen has a total dingus tier licence plate, some one in my area has the words itunes - just why!?

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Is it a hybrid?

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i would lol if i saw a license plate that said ITUNES

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lt_kennedy
Sep 2, 2007
Needs Moar Race

Bad Purchase posted:

i would lol if i saw a license plate that said ITUNES

Oh poo poo i forgot tesla owner in same city as itunes has a plate that says "mr bacon"

:mrapig:

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