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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
https://i.imgur.com/ViEPJSZ.gifv

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Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Deepest, pinkest,
my head is like a big clit

:golfclap:

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

reignofevil posted:



I'm not sure this has the answers you want OP but here ya go

drat! You did the legwork on this one

Flinger
Oct 16, 2012

Skeletor is a skeleton and a dracula and thats cool as hell

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

He don’t look at all he got no eye

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

AKA Pseudonym posted:

He has a skull head but he looks pretty buff. So is he just some jacked dude with no flesh on his head?

Also he has no neck, that skull is just floating above his torso.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Someone ring up Bam Margera and ask him, he's a world class expert on Skeletorology so if anyone knows it'll be him


:nws:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cajIKBIRWVk

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

He have one of those mini corn cob instead of pennis

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

It blue though

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Also he has no neck, that skull is just floating above his torso.



Jackin’ two Eternia dicks as invisible as his neck.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I said hey! What's going on

A LOVELY LAD
Feb 8, 2006

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?



College Slice
mods please make this my av

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

You Are A Elf posted:

Jackin’ two Eternia dicks as invisible as his neck.

NYAAAARRRRRRR!!!!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

NYAAAARRRRRRR!!!!


Sadly, they're bone dry

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Well if skeletor is a normal guy with a hovering skull for his head, logic states that Eternia might also have a normal guy with a hovering bone for his dong

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
1: he has a dick
2: it's huge
3: it's real weird looking

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

1: he has a dick
2: it's huge
3: it's real weird looking

4: his nickname for it is "The Havoc Staff"



This is canon

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
He's just a regular skeleton in a goofy foam muscle suit.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

4: his nickname for it is "The Havoc Staff"



This is canon

His other head also a (horny) skull, checks out.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Is Prince Adam such a worthless weakling because his mom is from Earth and everyone else on Eternia is a natural Chad to the point even the skeletons have muscles?

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

:pusheen:

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
22" retractable baculum with foreskin but no meatus. Balls of bone as well

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

:yossame:

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
I'm seeing some comments to the effect that Skeletor has blue skin and that's his body, not just some outfit he's wearing. Is this canon? Has the answer to the answer to this riddle been in front of us the whole time?

This could radically change my understanding of Skeletor. I'm going to need some time to process this.

biglads
Feb 21, 2007

I could've gone to Blatherwycke



Skeletors' first name is Terry.

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.
Skeletor has blue skin, okay, I get that.

But how come every single Eternian dude has nipples the exact same color as the rest of their skin?

SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN
Skinny Prince Adam turns into He-Man with the power of Greyskull.

By that same logic, a regular skeleton becomes a sexy Skeletor through the power of Gayskull.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

Wilkins Micawber posted:

22" retractable baculum with foreskin but no meatus.

:hmmyes:

Wilkins Micawber posted:

Balls of bone as well

:stare:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Does Skeletor have a scrotum

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

The Bloop posted:

Does Skeletor have a scrotum

Probably a few.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

Skinny Prince Adam turns into He-Man with the power of Greyskull.

By that same logic, a regular skeleton becomes a sexy Skeletor through the power of Gayskull.

Prince Adam has the exact same build as He-Man! The Power of Greyskull just gives him the confidence to strut around in fur undies.

Vakal
May 11, 2008
The Skeletor segments on Robot Chicken are always great.

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

he has 3 butts i saw it one time

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Colonel Cancer posted:

What's his name, Meator? Genericwhiteguyor?
Keldor. The king is Randor.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Obsidianheart posted:

Skeletor has blue skin, okay, I get that.

But how come every single Eternian dude has nipples the exact same color as the rest of their skin?

you think that's weird, you should see their dicks!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Mwaah Skeletor has no need for a scrotum!
It's all bones down there.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Skeletor lacks grundle

SAY YOHO
Oct 5, 2021
Thinking about some baby skeletors UwU

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flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


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