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Manifisto


Nosfereefer posted:

okay i haven't researched this at all, but someone claimed that the jain dont eat onions. can one of our forum jainism experts chime in?

I studied the history of buddhism in college (I mean, a few classes, it wasn't my major or anything) and one detail I learned was that buddhist monks historically were forbidden from eating onions (and other alliums) because it was thought to be an aphrodesiac. can't let the monks get horny, apparently.


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eat it you slaaaaaaag
that feel when you get an awkward onion boner



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Manifisto


Dr. Honked posted:

that feel when you get an awkward onion boner

buddha might or might not be judging you, but the point is, he might


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Manifisto posted:

buddha might or might not be judging you, but the point is, he might

adoration to the exalted one of infinite layers

namely: oh! flavour-producing one!

dinner-creation-perfecting one!

tasty-miracle one!

(chef) performs miracle with onions,

chef makes (onion) glory in the pan,

all hail!




i... feel like i will be denied entry into the pure land for this. oh well!



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Sherbert Hoover

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just a reminder that this thread is for discussing current onion consumption in this world, not current non-consumption of onions in this world


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Finger Prince


I like to dice onions and peppers and fry them with some capers and sometimes some garlic and/or mushrooms then mixing them into beaten eggs, them pouring the lot back into the pan to make ace scrambled eggs.

Finger Prince


I believe Tajikistan and Niger grow a lot of onions for export, but this is somehow being picked up on the per capita consumption stats, which is causing them to be greatly skewed.

Nosfereefer

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Manifisto posted:

I studied the history of buddhism in college (I mean, a few classes, it wasn't my major or anything) and one detail I learned was that buddhist monks historically were forbidden from eating onions (and other alliums) because it was thought to be an aphrodesiac. can't let the monks get horny, apparently.

historical dudes can be pretty silly, lmbo

*makes a note of buying more onions*

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Nosfereefer

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Finger Prince posted:

I believe Tajikistan and Niger grow a lot of onions for export, but this is somehow being picked up on the per capita consumption stats, which is causing them to be greatly skewed.

that does make a lot of sense. but how do you explain sudan? or glorious albania?

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Nosfereefer

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https://www.tridge.com/intelligences/onion/AL
according to this, albania exported around a million metric tons of onions, while IMPORTING over two million

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Nosfereefer

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okay, so i guess sudan is heavily on the export side of onions
https://trendeconomy.com/data/h2/Sudan/0703

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im going to make the bold claim that the albanians might actually be the greatest onion eaters of us all

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in fact i am the greatest onion eater op

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Finger Prince posted:

I like to dice onions and peppers and fry them with some capers and sometimes some garlic and/or mushrooms then mixing them into beaten eggs, them pouring the lot back into the pan to make ace scrambled eggs.

this is the way

Manifisto


Finger Prince posted:

I like to dice onions and peppers and fry them with some capers and sometimes some garlic and/or mushrooms then mixing them into beaten eggs, them pouring the lot back into the pan to make ace scrambled eggs.

I'd never thought of putting capers into scrambled eggs but why not, that sounds really good


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Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag

Escape From Noise posted:

Another excuse to post this weird novelty hit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-mhdIVwky0

i love it



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Manifisto


I'm gonna write a hit. a novelty hit. it's gonna be about (spins wheel) . . . onions, and it's gonna feature (spins different wheel) . . . the kazoo.


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Escape From Noise

Manifisto posted:

I'm gonna write a hit. a novelty hit. it's gonna be about (spins wheel) . . . onions, and it's gonna feature (spins different wheel) . . . the kazoo.

The members of The KLF wrote a book on how to have a number one hit. Apparently the opening advice is "Firstly, you must be skint and on the dole."

google THIS

Sherbert Hoover posted:

just a reminder that this thread is for discussing current onion consumption in this world, not current non-consumption of onions in this world

Zero is a valid number of onions to consume. It may not be the ideal number of onions to consume but it works for discussion purposes

"Let's discuss how many onions that guy consumes"

"He doesn't consume any"

"Huh"

A discussion has been had

Finger Prince


I wonder if there's a people who don't consume at least some kind of allium. Maybe those people on those islands in the Indian ocean? I don't know if Australia, with its unique flora, has any native alliums, so maybe the traditional diet of aboriginal people didn't include them, but I don't think you could make that case now. Maybe some desert peoples, or people living in the high Arctic...

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag

Finger Prince posted:

I wonder if there's a people who don't consume at least some kind of allium. Maybe those people on those islands in the Indian ocean? I don't know if Australia, with its unique flora, has any native alliums, so maybe the traditional diet of aboriginal people didn't include them, but I don't think you could make that case now. Maybe some desert peoples, or people living in the high Arctic...

a world without onions is too hard to imagine, but a land without onions? that's a bit easier to deal with



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Sherbert Hoover

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google THIS posted:

Zero is a valid number of onions to consume. It may not be the ideal number of onions to consume but it works for discussion purposes

"Let's discuss how many onions that guy consumes"

"He doesn't consume any"

"Huh"

A discussion has been had

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Finger Prince posted:

I wonder if there's a people who don't consume at least some kind of allium. Maybe those people on those islands in the Indian ocean? I don't know if Australia, with its unique flora, has any native alliums, so maybe the traditional diet of aboriginal people didn't include them, but I don't think you could make that case now. Maybe some desert peoples, or people living in the high Arctic...

There's something nicknamed 'bush onion' that isnt actually an onion at all - I think there were maybe no onions in Australia prior to invasion



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