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TRUMO 2024 Greatest Hits Prediction
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Rolling Stones still on the rally playlist despite 5 more cease n desists 144 17.08%
insanely transphobic rapist billionaire on speed leads nuremburg rallies 214 25.39%
literally he beats his wife lol where's melania?? 114 13.52%
goku 219 25.98%
Trump 152 18.03%
Total: 498 votes
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Der Meister
May 12, 2001

Asproigerosis posted:

Lol if cms pulls funding from all these Christian fascist states over emtala violation

It'll never happen because that'd be democrats actually doing something meaningful

the courts wouldn’t allow it

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Der Meister
May 12, 2001


Josh is terminal lib but I think he’s just saying there’s a non zero chance

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

how did they award only $4M wtf

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

what the gently caress is Warner bros doing lol

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

why does it seem like CPAC is perpetually happening

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

apparently CPAC is 3-4 times a year who authorized this

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

WE ARE A COUNTRY OF LAW & ORDER

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

why does anyone expect anything good

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

no jury in america would ever convict trump of anything lol

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

euphronius posted:

it could be happening

nothing matters

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

HANNITY IS THE THIRD CLIENT

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

TotalHell posted:

garland has been speaking for twenty minutes, he’s just low T and soft spoken so no one can hear

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

triple sulk posted:

826 new posts? what the gently caress's going on

literally nothing

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

please give me more content

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

this is more mueller bullshit but I’m a simple man and get off on it

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

apparently nuclear secrets are the one exception to the president’s basically comical unlimited ability to declassify whatever he wants lmao

Der Meister
May 12, 2001


krugman is cringe elemental

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

CSPASM

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

It starts with one
All I know
It's so unreal
Watch you go
I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
One thing, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
To remind myself of a time when I tried so hard
In spite of the way you were mockin' me
Actin' like I was part of your property
Remembering all the times you fought with me
I'm surprised it got so far
Things aren't the way they were before
You wouldn't even recognize me anymore
Not that you knew me back then
But it all comes back to me in the end
You kept everything inside
And even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually
Be a memory of a time when I
I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
One thing, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind
I designed this rhyme to explain in due time
All I know
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
It's so unreal
You didn't look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Tryin' to hold on, they didn't even know
I wasted it all just to watch you go
I kept everything inside
And even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory
Of a time when I tried so hard

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

Vim Fuego posted:

It's like a collage. Just collect cool poo poo and paste it in tbere over time

Like here, start with no comeala


who’s that

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

cursed page

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

plane wifi is criminally expensive unless you’re a bougie frequent flyer asshat

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

lol I just remembered everything that happened and had a good laugh. try it out

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

did someone say trump

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

content?

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

smarxist posted:

i think the new neighbor and i are vibing but she's like 5 years younger than me and has a kid

5 years is nothing after 30 or so, how old are you


the kid is a consideration I agree

Der Meister
May 12, 2001


should heal fine, do you have any surgical glue

Der Meister
May 12, 2001


what is wrong with this guy

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

imagine visiting your buddy trump and he says hey look at this and hands you a few TS/SCI documents randomly lmfao

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

mad.radhu posted:

I could easily imagine this.

a crime elemental, immune from prosecution but dishing out legal liability in his wake

Der Meister
May 12, 2001


she’s so awful. this is worse than the dnc dance

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

Glumwheels posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/Tom_Winter/status/1559298060865380371

They must have a lot of dirt if he’s pleading guilty and cutting a deal

https://mobile.twitter.com/rebeccaballhaus/status/1559301750661709831

So boring and milquetoast

he’s such a loser lol

Der Meister
May 12, 2001


habba habba

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

tacodaemon posted:

trans trans trans trans trans

why do they hate us so goddamned much


https://twitter.com/LauraAnnSTL/status/1559293918382112768

this is what their voters want

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

Asproigerosis posted:

Lol even worse than the nazis at least the nazis provided improved material conditions for their population

yes I too feel the nazis improved conditions for their population

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

china didn’t build the ps5, what now xistans

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

Durf posted:

nice but left out the best graph. Xi's one weird trick to destroy the west



cool what’s the graph for the Uyghur

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

Iron Crowned posted:

Good thing it doesn't have a central nervous system, I guess

sometimes they’ll still have lizard brain parts so pain sensation would be intact

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

goth smoking cloves posted:

What is wrong with your brain?

lookit this guy with perfect brains in the trump thread

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Der Meister
May 12, 2001

drivers seem worse also we are all boomers now

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