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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Here's a free book idea.
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JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

Das Boo posted:

The Book It Club
The Book It Club: Shakey-Down Pizza
The Book It Club and the Great Anchovy Capers
The Book It Club Says Cheese
The Book It Club vs. the Math League
The Book It Club Goes Hawaiian
The Book It Club: Deep Dish Secrets
The Book It Club: Counterfeit Dough
The Book It Club: Hut of Cards

The last book is "Book It: It's the Cops."

I think the series peaks too early, to be honest. The scene in the first book where they make an example of a kid who refused to give up his free pizza coupon by catching him outside the Hut and punching him in the gut until he puked up the entirety of his personal pan pizza, and then made him eat it a second time, was hard to top.

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The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Impossible! There’s, like, a few hundred words, how you gonna fit those in one book? :rolleyes:

We can make it an entire series! Call them volumes, have idiots buy like half a dozen of books just to have all the words from A to Z!

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teen phone cutie
Jun 18, 2012

last year i rewrote something awful from scratch because i hate myself

Colonel Cancer posted:



this is such a silly movie cover

it makes me uncomfortable

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

teen phone cutie posted:

this is such a silly movie cover

it makes me uncomfortable

True art requires courage to view.

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Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

teen phone cutie posted:

this is such a silly movie cover

it makes me uncomfortable
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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

 lol

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