so embessering, fist stuckt in the olive jar again

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Khanstant

they make the olvie jar too small. you want a night olive of course but you go and grab a fistfull and -- stuck again! gotta freakin glass tube on your hand
i know the butter trick but we're out and idk if betty crocker works

# ? Aug 4, 2022 05:57

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 00:14

Fart Dumbass: by Fluffdaddy

butter that sucker up. you'll slip right out. granmpa taught me that one

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# ? Aug 4, 2022 06:29

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

ur the new mega man boss JAR MAN op. savor the flavor before mega man finds u

# ? Aug 4, 2022 07:03

itry

Use olive oil. Show those olives who's boss.

# ? Aug 4, 2022 11:49

poverty goat

this is how i do it

just like in The Rock

# ? Aug 4, 2022 12:32

Manifisto

poverty goat posted:

just like in The Rock

looks like a standard "string of olives" configuration

not sure I want to say what I've got stuck in the olive jar, but it's not my fist

this time

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Aug 4, 2022 13:35

Finger Prince

Same, OP, except Pringles tube.

# ? Aug 4, 2022 15:06

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

Manifisto posted:

looks like a standard "string of olives" configuration

not sure I want to say what I've got stuck in the olive jar, but it's not my fist

this time

it's cock and balls but it's not YOUR cock and balls. it's mine. what a predicament

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Aug 4, 2022 15:51

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

*record scratch* *freeze frame* yep, that's me. i expect you're wondering how i got into this situation

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Aug 4, 2022 15:51

Khanstant

nobody wnats to help m,e

# ? Aug 4, 2022 16:27

Finger Prince

This wouldn't keep being a problem if we had prehensile tongues.

# ? Aug 4, 2022 16:30

google THIS

A dude walks into the ER waiting room with an olive jar bobbing on his crotch. The waiting room is already full of other dudes with olive jars on their crotches so they all exchange knowing nods as he sits down

# ? Aug 4, 2022 16:32

google THIS

A doctor comes out with an enormous bulge under his coat and talks to one of the few women in the room. "Well, the good news is, your husband is cured."

# ? Aug 4, 2022 16:34

Finger Prince

*looks at pimento stuffed olive*
*looks at pee hole*
*looks at pimento stuffed olive*
*looks at pee hole*

# ? Aug 4, 2022 16:34

google THIS

Extending the olive branch iykwim

# ? Aug 4, 2022 16:37

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

that's.......not how you make tapenade.

# ? Aug 4, 2022 16:42

google THIS

Bluffin' with my muffaletta

# ? Aug 4, 2022 16:44

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

its simple you just have to heat the jar up so it expands. Boil a pot of water and dunk the jar in there

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Aug 4, 2022 17:20

Mummy Napkin

in case of emergency�shatter glass OP

# ? Aug 4, 2022 17:33

Twenty Four

Having the opposite problem with one of the smaller jars you can't get your hand into, and you keep trying to fish one out of the bottom with your finger because you can't fit your hand in there, but it just keeps slipping around towards the bottom forever.

# ? Aug 4, 2022 17:53

Manifisto

Twenty Four posted:

Having the opposite problem with one of the smaller jars you can't get your hand into, and you keep trying to fish one out of the bottom with your finger because you can't fit your hand in there, but it just keeps slipping around towards the bottom forever.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Aug 4, 2022 17:56

nut

man is ur hand gonna smell good

# ? Aug 4, 2022 18:44

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Thinkin of that old Italian song about �whack fall the padre-o, whack fall the padre-o, there�s olives in the jar�

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Aug 4, 2022 19:11

Twenty Four

Manifisto posted:

But I almost got it! By the time I go find a toothpick or something I'll have it. This time for sure! Ah, so close! Okay, this time!

# ? Aug 4, 2022 19:21

Scuba Trooper

did u get yr hand out op

# ? Aug 4, 2022 20:08

Heather Papps: hello friend

this is actually a traditional italian manicure

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Aug 4, 2022 21:57

cruft

google THIS posted:

A dude walks into the ER waiting room with an olive jar bobbing on his crotch.

The triage nurse says "you know you've got an olive jar on your crotch".

And the dude says "Arrrr, it's driving me nuts!"

# ? Aug 4, 2022 23:01

Manifisto

op, u need to invest in a more substantially sized container of olives. may I recommend a barrel (or two hey why not).

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Aug 5, 2022 01:30

Macnult

posting with one hand in a G-rated way

# ? Aug 5, 2022 06:34

Ohtori Akio

I have better luck pouring the olives and brine onto my dish op

# ? Aug 5, 2022 08:44

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

have u tried letting go of the olives OP?

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Aug 5, 2022 17:21

Mummy Napkin

minecraft_holmes posted:

have u tried letting go of the olives OP?

are you out of ur mind?!

# ? Aug 5, 2022 18:00

Khanstant

minecraft_holmes posted:

have u tried letting go of the olives OP?

so u can get them?? nice try but these r mine

# ? Aug 5, 2022 18:04

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

Khanstant posted:

so u can get them?? nice try but these r mine

aw beans

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Aug 5, 2022 18:18

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

What kind of olives OP I need to know for a project

Edit: dont ask me what project

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# ? Aug 5, 2022 18:34

Fart Dumbass: by Fluffdaddy

don't get discouraged op. your new life can still be full and productive. heck, look how good you are at typing with your jar hand! you're doing great. keep it up!

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# ? Aug 5, 2022 18:54

google THIS

1. Eat bottom of jar
2. Eat olives
3. Relax and remove hand

# ? Aug 5, 2022 19:45

Finger Prince

Come for the olives, stay for the pickled hand.

# ? Aug 5, 2022 20:01

Scuba Trooper

hope the op gets well soon...goondolences

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 00:14

Heather Papps: hello friend

i used to have this exact problem, op. then i bought myself one of these bad boys:

only got my arm stuck ONCE so far

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Aug 5, 2022 22:15

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